I'm sorry that I havn't been updating. Writers block. Well I'm done now!!!!


chris:LOW, can I have a pony?

LOW:no and stop calling me LOW, call me Vanessa

chris:ok. but why can't I have a pony?

LOW: why do u need a pony?

chris: because I want to trample Triple Nose since he is keeping his cookie under watch and I want it back!

LOW: why did u give him a cookie if ur going to take it back anyway?

chris:IDK!!!

LOW: fine, here is a pony.

chris:YAY!!! (takes pony out of the closet)

chris:I'm going to name u Jericho #2!!!!

horse:(thinking) weirdo

chris:well im going to find triple H!!! (walks out of the room)

LOW: how did he get a pony out of my closet? WAIT!!! RANDY DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!

randy:why? its just a guitar!

LOW: it's my guitar and you might get randy germs all over it!!!

randy:ur so weird

LOW: and u have mental issues

randy:Chaka

LOW: ate ur face now leave!!!!!

randy:hhmmpphh. fine..(walks away)

LOW: now i can watch my Wild Recon.......

chavo:hey vanessa, guess what?

LOW: uuggh!!! what? chicken butt?

chavo:no..... but i can do the worm!!! watch!

(chavo goes down on the ground and instead of actually doing the worm, he just rolls around on the floor)

LOW:O.o

chavo:so what do u think?

LOW: im sorry chavo but ur so weird and ugly that i am going to have to make u take another test again to see if u have mental issues...

chavo:oh man!! that's the 3rd time this week!

(chris comes into room)

chris:i have fulfilled my mission!!!

chavo:what? using the bathroom? i know i feel like that when i'm done using it but u don't see me gloating that i just bleed the lizard

chris:(death glare at chavo)

chavo:umm im going to look inside the closet again (runs to closet and stares at the things in it)

chris:yeah... he does have mental issues...

(john bursts into room)

chris:what do u want?

john:NO!!! U HAVE FOILED MY PLAN AGAIN CHRIS JERICHO!! BUT I WILL DEFEAT U SOMEDAY! JUST U WAIT! (runs out of the room)

(shane mcmahon comes into the room)

shane:(singing) running with the rainbow unicorns, don't you wish u were me???

chris:(whispering to me) no......

shane:oh hey guys!!! wanna play with me and my barbie dolls??

LOW: umm no thanks....

shane:ok!!! (starts to play with dolls)

LOW: assclowns........

THE END