WARNING: The following conversation may be a pathetic attempt of humor.

Brackenfur: Yay-yay! There's more letters. I love letters!

Mooseantler: More than Fritos even?

Brackenfur: Yes, I think so.

Mooseantler: What about cookies?
Brackenfur: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEVER!

Mooseantler: Alright then. You're getting a bit crazy, maybe I should open a window –crosses room and opens window by bed-

Brackenfur: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE LIGHT IT BURNS!

Mooseantler: Come on Brackenfur; get a move on! You're going to have to go outside some time.

Brackenfur: Not since your mom bought me a litter box.

Mooseantler: ……………

Brackenfur: Glaring at me won't help.

Mooseantler:……………………………………..

Brackenfur: Okay, that's enough, stop it.

Mooseantler: ……………………………………………

Brackenfur: STOP! PLEASE!

Mooseantler: ……………………………………………

Brackenfur: Fine, I'll go outside. But can I answer my letters first?

Mooseantler: Of course.

Hi Brackenfur!
Why do like Sorreltail?
How's life, apart from the fact that you've been captured?
Do you want to eat Sweptoverbypuppylove's hamster?
If you could change your name, would you and what would it be?
If you could live in another clan, would you and which one?
Do you ever think of Thornclaw, Brightheart and Cinderpelt as siblings, or just as fellow clanmates?
Who's your father?
Did you suspect Graystripe of anything when he wasn't really around to train you?
Are you bored of my questions?
If you are, do you want me to shut up?
HI!
--deviL a.wakenn
PS: Have fun answering them! I'll think of more next time. )

Dear devil a.wakenn,

She's brave, strong, caring, gentle, and smart.

Oh, it's great so far. But Mooseantler doesn't give me soda anymore because I got too "hyper"

Mooseantler: Well it's true!

Brackenfur: Well excuuuuuuuuuse me!

As far as Mooseantler's hamster goes, I used to, but I talked to him and found out he's a pretty good guy. His name's Walnut, which I think it is a funny name, don't you? I've never realized that the fresh-kill I eat has feelings too, you know?

I kind of like the name Brackenfur, but if I could change it, I would change it to Blizzardfrost. I think that's a pretty cool name, and it makes me sound dangerous and on the edge.

Mooseantler: ……?

Brackenfur: Yeah, you heard right.

If I could choose to live in any clan, I'd think I'd still choose to be in ThunderClan.

I think of them all as siblings, especially Cinderpelt. We are exceptionally close.

Give me a reason why I'd tell you who my father is?

Mooseantler: -cough cough- Lionheart!

Brackenfur: How'd you know?
Mooseantler: -surprised- I got it right?

Brackenfur: -mysteriously- maybe you did, maybe you didn't….

I did suspect that Graystripe was doing something that he wasn't supposed to be doing, and I had a pretty good idea that Fireheart knew too, but I never got a chance to find out where he was going until he brought his kits to camp.

Not at all, I love answering questions.

I would never ask someone to shut up.

Mooseantler: But you told me to shut up three times this morning already!

Brackenfur: -mumbling- maybe I did, maybe I didn't…

Hi!

Love, Brackenfur

P.S. I'm looking forward to reading them.

Dear Brackenfur
Do you like cookies as much as Fritos? If you don't, I have some. (Shakes family-sized bag of Fritos)
Pepsi or Coke?
Mountain Dew, Sprite, or Sierra Mist?
Which of my names do you like best, Poppyleaf, Thrushflight, Leopardfrost, Danglepaw, or Duckfeather?
Which would you rather be, Brackenpelt, Brackenclaw, Brackengrowl, Brackenfang, Brackenfrost, Brackenbramble, Brackenbiscuit, Brackencookie, Brackentree, Brackenbush, Brackenfoot, Brackenbutton, Brackencat, Brackentooth, Brackenleaf, Brackenflower, Brackentail, Brackenpoppy, Brackencinders, Brackennoodle, Brackencrown, Brackenbranch, Brackeneyes, Brackenleopard, Brackenspots, Brackenstripe, Brackencolor, Brackentwoleg, Brackentom, Brackenthorn. You can't be Brackenfur.
Which would you rather eat, a frog, a snake, or a rat?
Would you rather be Brambleclaw, or Blackclaw (of RiverClan)
Would you rather eat Dorritos or Lays Potato Chips
If you had to be a she-cat and mate with someone or StarClan would kill every cat in the world and stick them in The Place OF No Stars, What would your name be, and who would you mate with?
If Sorreltail died, and she was the only queen so all your kits died, would you commit suicide?
If Sorreltail died, and your kits would die if no one fed them, would you go to another clan and beg a queen to feed them?

Dear Duckfeather,

Fritos are nice, but cookies are LOVERLY. Thanks for the offer though, -grabs a pawful and muches on some-

What's Pepsi and Coke? Mooseantler has only fed me Sprite and Root Beer.

Mooseantler: and it's a good thing too. You don't need any more soda for at least a century.

Brackenfur: …………………………….

Mooseantler: Glaring at me won't work. Besides, you're always too distracted by things to carry on glaring at me-

Brackenfur: Lookies! A squirrel!

Sprite, because it's the only thing I've had so far.

I like Danglepaw and Leopardfrost, but Mooseantler prefers Duckfeather because she's obsessed with ducks, cows, moose, puppies, cats, and tree kangaroos.

Probably Brackencookie.

Ewww, they all sound so horrible! Can't a cookie be one of the options? Ughhh, fine, I'd probably choose a rat because it's the only thing that has meat.

Brambleclaw.

Lays Potato Chips. Mooseantler's brothers snuck some for me and they taste heavenly.

Do I have to answer this question? Er, fine. I'd probably be Cinderheart, in honor of my sister, and I'd choose…ewww, okay, maybe, I don't know…

Mooseantler: Don't try to avoid the question, you love letters, remember?

Brackenfur: Fine! Sheesh, I'd probably choose the nicest tom as a mate. Happy?

No, I'd wait till the end of my time to be with her. Because if I commited suicide, Sorreltail would be angry with me. I'd rather fight for my clan till my time comes.

Yes! I would. I'd do anything to keep them alive.

Thanks for the questions,

Love, Brackenfur.

hahahahaha! brackenfur's replies were hilarious! thx, puppylove:D
pearla

Brackenfur: See Mooseantler? Some people really do think I'm funny.

Mooseantler: -mumbling- whatever.

well Dustpelt was made into a warrior in Fire and Ice, and Fernpaw became an apprentice at least by Dangerous Path... so it's not quite as bad, but never mind!

Wait! Another question! -evil grin- Why'd you name Molekit... Molekit? MOLEkit. WHY?

And I know it seems like I'm totally criticizing you but you are really one of my favorite characters.

First of all, Sorreltail picked the name Molekit. Second of all, don't make fun of my only son.

Thanks for the criticizing but lovable questions,

Brackenfur.