Hello! How are you wonderful people doing?! I am pleased to present you the new chapter to this story! I hope you all like it. This is where the story really starts! So enjoy!

Naruto had been settling in for the past few weeks. It was a new experience for him. He had grown up in military barracks and when he joined the military, on the battlefield. He never really had a house to live in, though he did stay at his teammate's houses from time to time, however those weren't mansions. Hell, his own room was massive! He didn't know what to do really and he had lived a pretty Spartan style life. So, his room was more or less...empty. There were a few posters here and there, along with his gun collection, which would freak almost anyone out. His cloths manly consisted of military wears and a few casual clothes. Noticing the lack of casual or even formal cloths, his mother and sister took him to the mall to get him better cloths. He found it hard to socialize, however when he was armed, he was able to talk with them just fine.

"Perhaps it gives me an illusion that I am still a soldier." He thought. The culture was vastly different. He had studied history a lot when he was young, military history more so. Japanese military history was quite brutal, much like most of the known worlds, however modern Japan was weak. The people here were peace loving and couldn't hurt a fly, were as he could kill a man 100 different ways. The food was different, but it did taste good, however he had to learn how to use chopsticks. Still, he still missed the Russian food he grew up with.

"I could really go for a Borsch right about now, or some Shish Kebab." He thought as he kept walking. The language barrier wasn't a big deal since he knew many different languages; however the curtsy was a bit of a problem for him. He grew up with soldiers, so he didn't have much in that department. He felt like a fox which was taken from its natural habitat and told to live with sheep's. He did however get a shooting range and an obstacle course built on their mansion grounds. Just because he wasn't a soldier did not mean that he was going to stop working out.

"Why must I go to school?" He thought as he kept walking. Apparently his parents wanted to attend school here, even after showing that he had no need for it, they still insisted that he gain some kind of experience with people of his age. A fair point considering that he had only worked with people twice his age. After a few hours of arguing, he relented and accepted his fate. Kushina was overjoyed, while Minato was a bit concerned. You would be too knowing that your son carried a gun around with him at all times, granted if it was non lethal.

"I did accepted to go to school, but why the hell did they send me to a school filled with snobby rich kids?" He thought angrily. He had seen the struggles that the regular person had to deal with. He was not arrogant of the world and its troubles as most rich people were. He fought in mud, rain and even snow. He didn't mind getting his cloths dirty or even getting shot at or screamed at. He had killed soldiers before; his hands were already covered in the blood of others, but these people? They were different. He held the same views towards his family, but it was only later that he learned that both his mother and father served in the military, granted not at a young age, but served in it none the less. They wouldn't let Naruko join the military, but they sure as hell won't keep her sheltered for her whole life, hell even he was starting to give her lessons on how to operate a gun and making her run the obstacle course. Let it be known that Naruto is a slave driver when it comes to drilling a lesson into someone's head, family or not.

"Look at them...not a care in the world." He thought as he observed some of the students. Hell, they were talking even in the library!

"I need to find a place with some peace and quiet." He thought as he rubbed his forehead. Between the sounds of artillery shells and snobbish rich kids talking, he would prefer the sound of artillery shells.

"Why can't there be a single be a single room that is empty!" He yelled in the hallway losing his patient.

"You're looking for a quite place too?" Someone spoke. He turned around to find a...

"Is she a cross dresser?" That was the first thought that entered his mind. Standing before him was a girl...in baggy clothing and large glass, giving her a nerdy, boyish look, even her hair was cut to point that out.

"Why are you dressed up as a boy?" He asked her.

"You should look at yourself then." She said with a straight face. His eye twitched a bit. His sister sure knew how to tame his hair. He was also wearing the same cloths that he wore when he left Russia; he liked his winter cloths, regardless if it was hot or cold.

"Yes, yes I am looking for a quite place." He answered her question.

"That makes the two of us, by the way, how did you know that I was a girl?" The girl asked him to which he just chuckled.

"When you have lived the life I have, you too would find it easy." He said, not telling that he was a child soldier. The girl only tilted her head to which Naruto blushed a bit.

"What the hell...why does she look so dame...cute?" He thought as he shook his head. He is a soldier dammit! He did not find things cute!

"Anyways, my name is Haruhi Fujioka." The now named Haruhi introduced herself.

"Naruto, Naruto Namikaze." He introduced himself as they both started to walk down the halls to find a quite place. They searched for until they found an abandoned music room. Opening the door both of them covered their eyes. Once the light faded, they say a group of boys, 6 to be exact.

"Welcome." The boys said in union with flowers appearing out of nowhere.

"Oh who, a boy and a girl" The 2 twins said in union. Naruto raised an eyebrow, while Haruhi was freaking out for no reason.

"Hikaru, Kaoru I believe that this young man is in your class and the girl?" The tall one with black hair and glass asked.

"Yh, but he shy and isn't very social, so we don't know much about him, as for the girl, no clue who she is." The two twins answered. The tall smirked before a light bulb light up in his head.

"Well that wasn't very polite, welcome to the host club Mr. Haruhi Fujioka and..." The boy said as he looked at Naruto. Naruto however was very suspicious and so he gave his other name.

"Shura." He said with a slight Russian accent.

"Miss. Shura" The tall one said.

"Who the hell is he calling miss!?" Naruto thought angrily. He was a guy dammit! If only his hair wasn't so straightened out! Not only that, but it seemed like they confused Haruhi with a male and him with a female!

"What? You are the exceptional honor student?" The blond hair and blue eyes boy asked with curiosity. From there, the boy started to talk about how even a poor man can get into a privet academy. Getting tired of it, Haruhi started to walk towards the door.

"Forget this, I am out of here." She said. However she was stopped by small boy, who tried to pull her back.

"Come on Haruhi-Chan! You must be a hero or something!" The boy said.

"I am not a hero, I am an honors student...and who are you calling HARUHI-CHAN!?" Haruhi yelled. She was really starting to get tried to this shit.

"I would have never imagined that the famous scholar...would be so openly gay." The blond boy said.

"Openly what?" Haruhi muttered, confused at the boys statement. He then produced to ask what types of guys she liked. He then got in her face, to which she backed up and hit the podium that had a very expensive looking vase on it. She turned around in an attempt to catch it and even Naruto tried to grab it, but it was too late. The vase fell and shattered into many different pieces.

"We were going to feature that vase in an upcoming auction." One of the twins said.

"Now you done it commoner, the bidding on that vase was 8 million yen." The other twin said causing Haruhi to panic.

"I am going to have to pay for that?" She asked, but the twins laughed and told her how she/he couldn't even afford a school uniform. This caused Naruto to get angry, but he didn't say anything. The glass wearing boy asked the blond, whose name was Tamaki, of what to do.

"You know that saying, when in Rome do as the Romans do." Tamaki said.

"Do as the Romans do? What, you mean like conquer other lands?" Naruto thought to himself. That was what the Romans did back then...right?

"You going to have to pay us back with your body, starting today, you are the host clubs dog."Tamaki said as Haruhi went pale and fell down. Naruto seeing that went and grabbed her and shot a glare that only battle hardened soldiers could shoot. A shiver went down their spines seeing his or as they thought her glare.

Half an hour later:

"You know I can pay off that stupid vase for you." Naruto told Haruhi who only sighed.

"Thanks, but no. I broke it, so it's my job to pay them back." She replied as she went on to give coffee that she had bought from a local store. She didn't know, but Naruto was very impressed by her response. When Haruhi presented the coffee, Tamaki went on to say how it was commoner's coffee and everyone around him was awed of the instance coffee.

"It's just some god dame and I don't even drink coffee!" Naruto thought. These rich kids were starting to piss him off. Haruhi went on to make some of the coffee, which everyone tasted, however Naruto did notice how one of the girls was very jealous of Haruhi and talked crap about the coffee.

"And then there are those two...I can't tell if they are gay or just very good actors." Naruto thought as he looked at the two twins and their act. A few minutes later Takashi or rather known as Mori walked in with Honey on his shoulders. The girls gushed at the both of them. Honey then proceed to jump at Haruhi and gave her/him his stuff toy. Inside Honey's head a light bulb went off when Haruhi said that the bunny was kind of cute. Kyoya then gave her a rundown of how things worked and if she had a passport. Tamaki went off how she/he should have a makeover and about beauty, but Haruhi was deep in thought, trying to find a word.

"Ah I got it, obnoxious." She said as Tamaki turned into stone and got all depressed, but he quickly got out of when Haruhi lied about how some of the lessons helped. Naruto however just snorted. There was no way those lessons's helped.

"I don't think that he's host material." Kaoru said as he took the glass off of her face.

"Hay I need those!" Haruhi yelled, however Tamaki got up in her way and ordered everyone, expect Honey, to get something.

"I can change on my own!" Haruhi screamed as she kicked out the two twins out of the changing room. The two twins looked at each other before a light bulb went off. After changing, Tamaki stated how she is now a host club member and if she could get a 100 costumer, then her depth would be forgotten. Later we find Haruhi sitting with three girls, telling them about her mother. Naruto was nearby and listened in on the story.

"That's pretty rough...she is strong to keep everything together after her mother's death...compared to me...no that was the past." He shook his head to forget a certain memory. Haruhi was getting really popular with the ladies, which was funny since she herself was a girl. No one noticed the jealous look Seika Ayanokoji sent Haruhi. Tamaki was fawning over Haruhi, who screamed at Mori for help, who grabbed her away from Tamaki and just like that a light bulb went off in his head. Later that day, Haruhi was looking for her bag, but found it in the old pond. As she made ran down to retrieve her bag, she passed by Seika who stated how she was just a second class citizen and how she was just making Tamaki fawn over her. Ignoring her, Haruhi made her way and started to search the pond. She found most of her belongs, but stopped when someone spoke up.

"Haruhi? What happened?" She turned around to see Naruto standing there with narrowed eyes.

"Oh, this is nothing; I can take care of this myself." She answered.

"That wasn't the question." Naruto asked. For a brief moment Haruhi felt that she was being questioned by a soldier. Seeing no response Naruto sighed and got in the pond.

"I'll help you find your stuff." Naruto said.

"But you're going to get your cloths wet." Haruhi protested.

"It's just water getting on my cloths; it's not going to kill me or anything." Naruto shot back as he searched for her stuff. He didn't notice the small smile she gave him.

A few minutes later:

Haruhi was sitting in front of Seika who was sending a discreet glare towards her.

"Well, how can I entertain you, Miss. Shura?" Tamaki said as he approached Naruto. Naruto who was confused at first, but then his eyes widened.

"A fuck me...Shura is a unisex name...why didn't I realize that before?!" He thought in his mind, maybe he should have given his real name instead.

"No thanks, I am..." He started to think of a lie.

"Come again?" Tamaki asked getting closer, to close to Naruto's comfort.

"I am interested in Haruhi." Naruto said causing Tamaki to turn into stone and get depressed again.

"That was close." Naruto thought. However then he heard screaming. He turned towards the source and found Haruhi over Seika, which Seika screaming how Haruhi was trying to take advantage of her. Having enough of it, Naruto pulled out his gun and fired it in the ceiling.

"That is enough! Do not spread lies about others you twat!" Naruto yelled at her. Seika however was very afraid of Naruto now. The guy, who she thought was a girl, had a freaking gun in his hand! Hell, everyone was pretty afraid of him. Seika, getting over her shock, ran out crying.

"W-well now, I guess that was one way to deal with it, however seeing that some of it was your fault, you quota is now 1000 customers." Tamaki said nervously. Haruhi however just paled.

"Her luck is just as bad as Alexei..." Naruto thought with a sweat drop. Kyoya then gave her a change of clothes; however all of the host club members were very weary of Naruto or Shura as they know him.

"Haruhi I got you some spear towels." Tamaki said as he entered the changing room; however what he saw was not a male, but rather a female changing. He stood frozen there, but he backed out and a light bulb went off along with the rest.

"H-Haruhi is a...girl?" Tamaki asked and the host club members nodded. Then he turned towards Naruto.

"T-then...you're a girl too?" Tamaki asked.

"No, I am a male you idiot." He said as he took off his long coat to reveal that he is in fact male, however they did notice his right hand all bandaged up.

"What happened to your arm?" Honey asked. Naruto looked at his arm for a while and debated if he should tell them or not. His family already knew what happened to it.

"One of these days you will know kid, one of these days you will know." He said with a hollow chuckle.

"Naruto...what happened?" Haruhi thought. Something big must have happened if he refused to tell them.

Well? How was it? Sorry if I am just writing about this story. To tell you the truth I kind of want to writer more about this one then the rest, but that does not meant that I am not going to update the other two! They shall be updated around next week. See you all next time!