Hey sorry for the latee update. Got caught up in a lot of stuff and I'm trying to finish my other story, so I can focus on this one. Oh and if anyone has any suggestions on stuff to add to the plot LET ME KNOW! I honestly don't wanna go into writers block or have the story be tooooooo short!. On with the story…

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Previously On You're A What?!

As Naruto plopped down in his seat he though about the previous events, he came to a few conclusions, Hina-chan is nice, Neji is freaky, and Sasuke is strange.

With a elegant slap, Sasuke brought Naruto out of his trance.

"GAH! Teme-chan! Was that necessary?"

He smirked knowingly, "20 days, starting today…"

One

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Relization hit Naruto in the face, almost harder that Sasuke's slap.

oh fuck…Naruto thought to himself, and began hitting his head on the desk continuously. Shortly after Kakahi came in and threw a bored look to Naruto's direction,

"Try not to lose anymore brain cells Naruto-kun, we have a pop quiz."

The class whined and groaned in unison,

double fuck…

That's when he knew, someone up there was clearly laughing at him. This is some way to start the day…


At lunch

Naruto, Neji, and Sasuke made their way to their lunch spot, which of course was on the front steps of the school and in the dead middle. (A.N think of the lunch spot for Blair in Gossip Girl) It was an unspoken rule that nobody could walk through it. The guys sat in their spot and began pulling out their lunches. Moments later Sakura and Ten-Ten joined them. Of course they did see Sasukes' most rabid stalker Karin, but naturally, they ignored her and she was left to wait to collect Sasuke's trash at the end of lunch.

Being unable to deal with the silence Sakura stated up the conversation, "Have you decided who you're going to take to prom Naruto?"

"No Sakura-Chan I haven't." Naruto said as casually as he could.

"Yeah well NOBODY asked ME!" Sakura emphasized as she glared at Sasuke.

Sasuke gave her a wry look then went back to eating causing Sakura to fume.

"Well then…I could always go with SAI." The rosette teen bit back knowing Sasuke would care if she did go with his enemy.

Apparently he didn't when he said bemusedly, "Have fun."

"HMPH!"

"But if you don't wanna go with him…Would you go to prom with me?" Sasuke smirked as he watched Sakuras' eyes light up.

She threw her arms around her boyfriends neck and kissed him profusely. "Yes Yes Yes!"

"Eh he he, moving on…" Ten-Ten mumbled then her eyes sparked with interest. "You know who you should take Naruto!"

Said guy rose his head slowly as he looked at Ten-Ten with a formidable expression, "No who?" He said with clear disinterest.

"Why HINATA of course!"

Her little outburst caused Neji to start choking on his water. Naruto joined him in suite in hopes of avoiding an answer. Sakura and Sasuke stopped whatever they were doing and exchanged knowing glances. Sasuke almost felt sorry for Naruto for having to deal with Neji, but he just didn't.

After Naruto and Neji finished their little episodes, Ten-Ten started again, "It's obvious she's into you and you like her too!"

"No I don't" Naruto exclaimed as he defended himself.

"That's right. You better not" Neji said as he began standing up.

This little action began to almost scare Naruto. Just almost…

"Oh get that stick out of your ass Neji! Since when did you start caring about her?" Sakura countered as she too jumped up to level him.

"I will not allow this" Neji stated stoically as he ignored Sakura's outburst. He made eye contact with Sasuke, "Uchiha, control your girlfriend." and with that he stalked off.

Sasuke was sort of pissed but he didn't show it, although he did want to wring Hyuuga's pretty neck, best friend or not.

Sakura began her ranting, "What the hell is that supposed to mean. He needs to stop being so weird, first he hates her and now he's being protective, I mean what gives!?"

Sasuke sighed and put an arm around Sakura, "Hey I'll talk to him alright?"

Sakura removed his arm, "Damn right you will!" And with that she stalked off seething to the cheerleaders section where her team mates and other best friend was.

Sasuke shrugged as he sat back down with Naruto and Ten-Ten.

Naruto looked at Ten-Ten curiously, "Aren't you gonna go talk to your boyfriend?"

The addressed girl threw her head back and laughed, "Of course not, He needs to get over his little hissy fit. And he better apologize to Sakura."

"I think that is a good idea though," Sasuke started. Which earned a choursed 'huh' from the remaining two.

"About Naruto and Hinata going to prom."

"ohhhhh" They chorused once again.

"Well there she is, go ask her." Sasuke pointed. Naruto followed his eyes which led to Hinata, She was sitting under a shaded tree reading peacefully.

'I can't just ask her!" Naruto whined making his electric blue eyes glisten.

"Sure you can!" Ten-Ten encouraged as she flashed him a reassuring smile. "She'll say yes! And if she doesn't I'll buy you ramen for a month."

Within seconds, Naruto could be seen as a blur dashing to where Hinata was.

Ten-Ten looked at Sasuke. "Sooo….."

"No"


With Naruto and Hinata.

Naruto took off and began running to Hinata. He did not however stop to think about what he would say. When he realized this he became very distressed and forgot that he was still running. Consequently he ran into the tree Hinata leaning against and stopped with a loud thud.

Hinata, shocked, threw her book, up in the air, which ended up crashing into Naruto's head.

The blonde teen groaned in agony as he fell on his back next to Hinata.

"Oh S-Sorry N-Naruto K-kun!" Hinata exclaimed frantically as all the blood in her body rushed to her face.

Naruto, realizing he was next to Hinata, grinned goofily as the tips of his ears burned a bright red.

"Hey Hinata-chan!"

"umm h-hey Naruto-kun…" Said girl began poking her index fingers together.

"Uh..erm..I'm not sure how to do this…but,"

The lilac eyed girl looked curiously to Naruto,

"Wouldyouwannagotopromwithme?" He said fast very fast.

"U-Umm c-could you re-repeat that?" Hinata smiled sweetly.

"Yeah sure…do you wanna go to prom with me?" Naruto beamed although inside he was nervous as heck.

Before she could say anything, Hinata turned bright red and fainted.

"Hinata? Hinata? Ohhhhh shit! Neji's gonna kill me!!" Naruto waved his hands frantically in the air.

Just then the voice Naruto would only hear in his nightmares asked, "Why is Neji going to kill you?"

Naruto froze. He began turning his head slowly, very slowly. When his neck was craned backwards, he saw Neji glaring at him.

Naruto quickly jumped up, and placed Hinata's unconscious form behind him.

"Neji! Neji! Buddy o' pal! What brings you here on this fine day?"

Neji remained stoic, "I go to school here. Why is my cousin on the ground like that?"

Naruto felt the sweat coming to his forehead. He began scratching the back of his head, "Hehe, Neji you kidder!…That's a funny story actually."

Neji's eyes became slits, "You drugged my cousin! You were going to use date rape!"

Hinata's eyes opened momentarily, "I would l-love to go w-with you." She said loud enough for Naruto to hear, then sunk back into unconsciousness. Naruto felt like he was going to burst from happiness. But he didn't. Neji began shouting obscenities as he began to run towards Naruto. Looking at the charging and fastly approaching Neji, whose hair was getting that wind blown effect, Naruto took off sprinting. He was praying that he could outrun Neji, but unfortunately, Neji was on the football team too. Damn his skill.


Naruto POV

Okay so birdy-chans right on my heels. Dude why the hell isn't his hair getting in the way? I mean its only tied at the very bottom. Shit Shit, almost killed the old lady…double shit, she's our head masters mother. Okay I wont think about that. But it's not fair. One time at the mall, Sasuke walked into this old lady and she apologized to him then gave him this huge hug, she also felt up his ass. I mean where's the logic right? And who would wanna feel up teme-chans' ass? Then when I run into an old lady she starts to beat me with her bag then pepper sprays me!

Okay off subject right? Neji wants to get into some kind of cat fight. He keeps reaching for my hair. If I reached for his hair I'd get bitch slapped. YES! I see the doors. I have never loved those entrance doors more in my life. Almost, almost, almo- fuck."

Did I ever tell you that someone up there hates me? Well if I didn't someone up there hate me. Just my luck. This frosh got in my way and now Neji's picking me up by my collar.

Neji raises me up to his face, and wow does he look pretty, ha-ha syke, I swear I hear some growling from him, "I demand to know what you and my cousin were discussing,"

I raised my eyebrows, and gave him a look, one that said whoa-dude-you-finally-lost-it, "I just asked her to prom, chill out."

Dammit, I 'fell' on my ass, could he drop me any gentler? "Dude Neji what gives? You wouldn't care if it was another chick. And im just taking her to prom."

He seethed, "And what do people do after prom. I will not allow my cousin to be a part of your bet."

Ohhhhh that makes sense. "Im not going to do that with Hinata, chill out Nej."

"Right, you better not," He spat then walked away back to our area. Probably so he can make-out with Ten-Ten or something. What a weirdo.

Hinata! I jumped higher than those ladies in the work-out tapes. Im going to prom with Hinata Hyuuga! My heart soared, and I couldn't help but parade around the school jumping up and down. She said yes! To me! And all I have to suffer is having a crazy Neji breathing down my neck, Sasuke laughing at me for the virginity issue, and Ten-Ten and Sakura obsessing over me. Greeaaat…Oh and saved by the bell. For now I have to head back to class. Ta Ta see you lat- Shit!! Revenge of the grams! I gotta go. She has a cane and pepper spray and shes not afraid to use it. Byyyeee………………….


How was that? Sorry for the late update! I'll try to post asap!! Remember any ideas are appreciated!