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I wont be updating Blood of a Night Fury for a few more days- i blame the germans (no offnce to anyone) for haveing a complicated language!

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'Do you know what a film is?' I asked Hiccup who was now sat down, leaning on Toothless for comfort.

'No, why? How is that relevant?' he replied and I could sense the annoyance in his voice.

'Oh it is, you just need to know what one is. Ok, so imagine several hundred pictures each on a different bit of paper, all of the same thing but slightly different. Then if you layer them and flick through the stack quickly, the picture looks like it's mo...' but apparently I wasn't allowed to finish my sentence.

'Yeah, I've done that before, we use them in the great hall to entertain the young children but what does it have to do with you knowing about my life!' Hiccup said, his face now growing with anger – it was quite funny to watch really, he was at least a foot shorter than me but I didn't want to get into a fight with him; it would probably end up as me versus Hiccup and a dragon. Not great odds.

'Well, in my... world, which is really quite different to yours, we have proper colour pictures that move only they're not on several bits of paper, they are just on one surface. Look at this' I told him, as I pulled my iPod Touch from my pocket and started playing Family Guy, Something Something Something Dark side, which in my opinion was the best family guy episode yet. When it started to play, I wacked up the volume to full and turned the device so Hiccup could see it, and his eyes lit up.

'What is this? How in Thor's name are you doing that?'

'It's really quite common in my world, and this going to shock you, but in my world, Vikings do exist, just they existed 10, 000 years ago, and since then we have had all sorts of inventions like this iPod, or a car – a sort of cart that you sit in and travel around in barely moving a muscle.'

'So, to you, we're ancient?'

'Yes. Also, in this world, dragons never existed at all, not even thousands of years ago, so Toothless, you have to stay hidden otherwise you will be in chains worse than the ones the Vikings gave you.' At this sentence, both Hiccup and Toothless turned to stare at me as if I had grown two heads. 'What?'

'Toothless has never been in chains, if he had been then he would have been killed.' Crap, I had let slip something that had not yet happened. How am I going to get out of this?

'Ok, forget I said that, it never happened. Different story.'

'You're as bad a liar as me; what are you on about?' Hiccup demanded, standing up to look down on me.

'You really don't want to know, not yet anyway. Now, sit down because you will probably faint from what I am going to tell you' I chuckled silently to myself. When Hiccup sat down again, I told him what I knew. 'Now, I need to know this first – what happened just before you two appeared here?'

'I had just put this new tailfin on Toothless, after he lost it in a crash,'

'Don't worry about it, I know you shot him down and I'm not going to prosecute you for it but go on,'

'Well, yeah, anyway this great brute here decided to take off with me still on his tail. We managed to get out of the cavern and were just coming back down into it when this blue thing appeared in front us and Toothless couldn't avoid it – as soon as he flew through it we appeared here and I was too shocked to move the fin and we crashed. So that's the long and short of it really.'

'Right' I really was expecting him to faint here. 'Now you know what I was saying about films?'

'Yes...' Hiccup's voice trailed off.'

'Well, look at this' I said, pressing play on my iPod so it would play the film of How To Train Your Dragon. As soon as Hiccup's voice started introducing Berk, his jaw dropped.

'Wait a second, No, no no no no no, that's me! How?'

'Keep watching, it gets better, or worse, depends on how you look at it really.' Then, he just sat there, eyes glued to the screen like some tech crazed boffin who had just seen the latest game, until he actually came onto the screen.

'Hey – this can't be right! This actually happened a few days ago! How can this be here?'

'Well, prepare yourself. You life, to anyone you see in this world, is a film. No-one here thinks you are real, just a character fr...' Toothless started growling at me once again. 'Sorry, just two characters from a film made by a company half way around the world.'

Hiccup fainted.

I expected as much – I know I would have under the circumstances. It didn't take long for him to come back around, and when he was suddenly scared.

'Back are you? I told you to prepare yourself!'

'But, everything I am - we are, is fake?'

'No, just... how do I explain this? Not real right here, but real somewhere else. Completely real, so don't go thinking you're not. You are both as real as me.'

'So, you know all about me and my life... from a film? And so does everyone else here?'

'Yes' I replied. Considering, he was taking this pretty well.

'So, what happens in this film of my life?'

'You don't want to know.'

'Oh come on – all it's going to do is give me a little heads up on what's coming.'

'But that could really screw things up for you and trust me on this one – things are going to get very bad for you but they will get a lot better afterwards.'

'COME ON PAUL! This is my LIFE were talking about. Tell me what's going to happen or I'll...' Hiccup stopped mid sentence realising that he couldn't do anything.

'Set Toothless on me?' I finished it for him and he looked at me with amazement.

'Why would you even suggest that to me?'

'Because I know that A) your too kind hearted to do that and B) you don't like being called useless or weak, because you're not.'

'Oh, you must know I am. I can't do anything – can't lift an axe or even kill a dragon' he turned to Toothless, 'no offense, I am glad I didn't, but I am supposed to be a Viking.'

'Right, stuff what might happen. You are going to sit here while I tell you how amazing you are and what you are going to do.' I pulled out my iPod once again. 'Hiccup, you are going to become great friends with Toothless. You're going to fix the tailfin so you can't move it on his back with your left foot, going to become amazing at dragon training by using methods that sooth dragons, not hurt them, like this' I said. Then, reaching out my hand to a standing Toothless I started scratching behind his ear and I worked my way round to his chin where he immediately crashed out onto the floor, a slight grin on his face. 'He's going to be out cold for the next ten minutes or so.'

'How did you learn that? You said dragons don't exist here!'

'You did it in the film – watch'. Hiccup's head moved towards the screen as I played him the part of the movie where he bonds with Toothless.

'So, he likes kitty grass too?'

'Loves it. Now, something you must also know. At the end of the film, Berk comes to peace with dragons and they live happily together but at a price, and a heavy one for you.'

'What price?'

'Your left leg, below your knee. Gobber will make you a prosthetic and you will still be able to fly together.'

'How do I lose it?'

'I've said too much already.'

'Tell me or I'll just watch this film myself.'

'And what? Let people see you and Toothless? Do you have any idea of what they would do to you? In this world, we have weapons so much more dangerous that swords and axes – guns that fire small blocks of metal into each other from long range, aeroplanes fly in the air firing small rockets that explode on impact. You wouldn't stand a chance; even with a Night Fury at your side.'

'So why aren't you doing anything to us?'

'Why didn't you kill Toothless? I'm not as violent as the other people in this world and, to be honest, it's just so cool being able to talk to and fantasy,' Toothless woke up now, standing to look at me wondering what I had done. 'And in your case, a myth too - I loved that film and kind of wished I was in it – dragons are just so amazing. Toothless gave a content smirk at my remark, but it was quickly pushed aside with a growl from his stomach.

'Ok. Hungry Toothless?' Hiccup asked the still dazed Night Fury, rubbing his read with affection. 'What can we do for food here? Do you have any livestock? Fish?'

'No fish, but there is a field of cows over there. I'm sure he can go and hunt one down, but Toothless, don't let it bleed there, bring it over here instead.' The dragon nodded swiftly and jumped up from his spot, running into the field I pointed to, tongue hanging from his mouth. I quickly followed – I wasn't going to miss out on an opportunity to see Toothless in his prime.

'Where you going?' a voice sounded from behind me and I was quick to reply –

'To watch. Don't wanna miss this. Dragons don't exist here and I have never seen one before.' As I neared the hedge separating the field we were in to the cow's field, I saw Toothless crouching a few meters away. As quick as a flash, he pounced onto an unsuspecting brown cow that didn't have time to moo before its throat was crushed by Toothless's powerful jaws. As soon as I was dead, he jumped straight back over the hedge, using his wings to increase his distance, and settled back down next to Hiccup who started laughing at the sight of me.

'Don't tell me you have never seen an animal hunting before?' he asked, a smile spreading across his face.

'Well, I think things are a bit different here, aren't they?' I replied, gathering some wood from a fallen tree nearby. 'Do me a favour and get some wood will you? We are going to need something to keep warm.'

'Ok, but what are we going to sleep in tonight? I don't have any bear skins with me'.

'Who needs that when we have nylon?'

'Which is...?'

'Another of man kind's greatest inventions. I'll go and get my tent in a bit, but first I'm hungry too – Toothless can't eat that whole cow by himself, even he's beyond that. I was right. As Hiccup and I dumped our wood down, Toothless let out a happy yawn, pushing away the half eaten carcass and lying down to sleep. 'Hey, Toothless. Light this will you please? I need something to cook on' and as soon as the words were out my mouth, he sat up again and released a small fireball at the pile of wood we had collected, setting it alight instantly. Secretly, I would have been able to get the fire going with a bit of time, but I just wanted to see a dragon breathe it. It was mesmerizing, if not a little bit hot.

After a while, all that was left of the cow was a few bones and a skull which was promptly pushed aside into a coincidently convenient ditch, and I stood up to run back home.

'I will be back soon with my tent, DON'T Go Anywhere – if you do you will most likely be shot.'

'Alright – go the message. Could you bring some more stuff with you as well?'

'Like what?'

'Some more inventions. I love things like that and I want to know what I'm missing out on.'

'Alright, but like I said, don't move and if someone does come, put out the fire and hide Toothless – it will probably be an adult this late so they shouldn't recognize you.'

'But if they do?'

'Then just blame it on co-incidence'

'Ok, be quick!' he shouted after me. Who would have thought it – one of my dreams coming true and when I left it, it was calling me back! Running home, a thousand thoughts flooded my head; I can't keep them there forever, they're living beings, they need a life! Where could they live? Arriving at my house, I immediately threw open the door and grabbed a bag, throwing a small two man tent, sleeping bags, my laptop and a small, and a Bluetooth printer – I want to keep this moment forever! Zipping the bag back up, I locked my door and began running back to the field. Bummer – I had left my iPod there! Hiccup was probably looking through it right now; he could watch the end of the film! I increased my speed instantly, running as fast as I could to my new friends, only to get a way, way bigger surprise than what I expected.


Suprise? what suprise? I like suprises...

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