Person 1: OW! Freaking shekkiee!! Stop stepping on my foot!
Person 2: Shut up! We're starting in ten seconds, don't make me hurt you!
Person 3: whispering all of you, be quiet, the curtains are going up.
Person 1:muttering ie-shee...
(silence in the background, darkness in the auditorium)
*stage lights up, there is a red curtain and Kim Dae Won jibsannim walks on the stage*
KDW: Ahem. Everybody welcome to KOPC production of Harry Potter and Sorcerers stone! We work hard for this production and we put all time in together to clean and to get people to come to church. It was difficult. But production was good. Now everyone clap or I make you close your eyes!!
(complete silence, crickets chirp in the background)
Person 2: (sardonically) well, that was as clear as mud.
Person 3: Clearer than most of his sermon notes. ( cultural note (CN): actually this isn't cultural. He just cant talk in English that well, but he tries SO hard.)
Person 2: so true... and so sad.
Person 1: Whose idea was to use him?
Person 4: if we didn't use him here, we would have had to cast him as something else.
Person 1: well then, good call, good call.
KDW: (takes of his shoes menacingly)
(everyone applauds loudly)
KDW: (puts shoes back on) Thank you. Now we start the play!!
////Curtain rises //////
* big lime green and purple sign comes up. It says
centerHairy Poter 'n the Sorcerz Stones
Person 5: who made this cruddy sign?
Grace: Shut up!! I ran out of paint! I had to improvise with play doh!
Person 5: you could of at least spelled it right...
(Grace takes out a giant rubber hammer and slams person 5's head. He is knocked out.)
Person 1-4: (sweat drop)
*Harry Potter theme song music plays in the background as the curtains go up behind the cruddy wooden sign.*
Jessica: We're gonna get sued big time...(sweat drop) do we have a license for this music?
Becky: Nope!
(sign falls down, Ben and Irwin in their Crabbe and Goyle costumes comes to get it, then leaves the stage)
Grace: (hits forehead with hand) OY! Start the scene!!
*curtains are up, and the scene is...uh...at Juliet's balcony. I mean, the Durseley's balcony scene. It starts as Harry Potter music plays and Sam oppa (CN: oppa, is a word that a girl uses to call any guy that is older than her. Guys call any guys that are older than them "hyung"), with a big giant beard that looks like a nest, walks out.*
(audience bursts out laughing)
Sam: SHHHHH!!!
(audience stops laughing, someone snickers)
Sam: (points at someone in the audience, and says menacingly) I know where you liveā¦
(laughing turns into whimpers)
Jessica: START THE FRIGGIN PLAY!!!
Sam: (throws Jessica a dirty look) fine. AHEM! (walks until he sees the cat) Hello Professor McGonagall
*suddenly, the curtain crashes down. Then, just as suddenly the curtain goes back up. In place of the cat, there is Joanne, in a long robe with a witches hat.*
Joanne: (overacting) You~ WouldNT leave HARRY with these Muggles would YOU? TheY are THEE Worst KInDS of MUGGLES there are!
Sam: (wincing) ouch.(in a raspy voice) I know, I know, but this are the only family he has...now where is Hagrid? He's late!
*a rumbling from the distant corner of the stage. You can see a bathtub attached to wires coming from the corner. The bathtub seems to sag, and no wonder because Ji hoon is sitting in it holding something that looks strangely like wrapped salami. The wires snap, and the bath tub goes crashing down, and as Ji tries to right himself , he dropped the bundle he was carrying and you can see that it is, actually, a wrapped salami.*
Sam: (trying not to laugh) oh, there he is
Joanne: where is Harry?
Ji: (in a weird accent) Here ya go, sorry I'm late. Sirus let me borrow his flying bathtub.
(Joanne takes the "baby" from Ji hoon.)
Joanne: Oh my, he has a scar on his forehead!
Ji: (peers over) uh.. No, I knida got hungry waiting for my scene.
Joanne: (ignoring him) It must be the dark lord's inflection point!
)Backstage(
Jessica: (muttering) arrg...tell me I was drunk or something when I wrote this play..
Amy: Sorry, but you were completely sober, not to mention, dancing with joy.
Grace: But you were muttering about Mrs. Johnson and the evils of Calculus when you were writing this..
Jessica: Well, that explains that.
(from onstage)
Sam: um...excuse me, we're trying to act here!
)Backstage(
Jessica: Back to the scene!
(onstage again)
Sam: (leaves the "baby" in basket) Well then, I am off to a wizard party thrown by Mr. and Mrs. Amos Diggory. Good luck, Harry Potter.
(curtains slam down again, hard on Sam oppa's foot. )
Sam: @#^$#$^$@^$^
(audience gasps)
Amy: (laughs evilly) This is for all the lies you told Jin!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the end of my first action packed chapter...blah blah...
Person 2: Shut up! We're starting in ten seconds, don't make me hurt you!
Person 3: whispering all of you, be quiet, the curtains are going up.
Person 1:muttering ie-shee...
(silence in the background, darkness in the auditorium)
*stage lights up, there is a red curtain and Kim Dae Won jibsannim walks on the stage*
KDW: Ahem. Everybody welcome to KOPC production of Harry Potter and Sorcerers stone! We work hard for this production and we put all time in together to clean and to get people to come to church. It was difficult. But production was good. Now everyone clap or I make you close your eyes!!
(complete silence, crickets chirp in the background)
Person 2: (sardonically) well, that was as clear as mud.
Person 3: Clearer than most of his sermon notes. ( cultural note (CN): actually this isn't cultural. He just cant talk in English that well, but he tries SO hard.)
Person 2: so true... and so sad.
Person 1: Whose idea was to use him?
Person 4: if we didn't use him here, we would have had to cast him as something else.
Person 1: well then, good call, good call.
KDW: (takes of his shoes menacingly)
(everyone applauds loudly)
KDW: (puts shoes back on) Thank you. Now we start the play!!
////Curtain rises //////
* big lime green and purple sign comes up. It says
centerHairy Poter 'n the Sorcerz Stones
Person 5: who made this cruddy sign?
Grace: Shut up!! I ran out of paint! I had to improvise with play doh!
Person 5: you could of at least spelled it right...
(Grace takes out a giant rubber hammer and slams person 5's head. He is knocked out.)
Person 1-4: (sweat drop)
*Harry Potter theme song music plays in the background as the curtains go up behind the cruddy wooden sign.*
Jessica: We're gonna get sued big time...(sweat drop) do we have a license for this music?
Becky: Nope!
(sign falls down, Ben and Irwin in their Crabbe and Goyle costumes comes to get it, then leaves the stage)
Grace: (hits forehead with hand) OY! Start the scene!!
*curtains are up, and the scene is...uh...at Juliet's balcony. I mean, the Durseley's balcony scene. It starts as Harry Potter music plays and Sam oppa (CN: oppa, is a word that a girl uses to call any guy that is older than her. Guys call any guys that are older than them "hyung"), with a big giant beard that looks like a nest, walks out.*
(audience bursts out laughing)
Sam: SHHHHH!!!
(audience stops laughing, someone snickers)
Sam: (points at someone in the audience, and says menacingly) I know where you liveā¦
(laughing turns into whimpers)
Jessica: START THE FRIGGIN PLAY!!!
Sam: (throws Jessica a dirty look) fine. AHEM! (walks until he sees the cat) Hello Professor McGonagall
*suddenly, the curtain crashes down. Then, just as suddenly the curtain goes back up. In place of the cat, there is Joanne, in a long robe with a witches hat.*
Joanne: (overacting) You~ WouldNT leave HARRY with these Muggles would YOU? TheY are THEE Worst KInDS of MUGGLES there are!
Sam: (wincing) ouch.(in a raspy voice) I know, I know, but this are the only family he has...now where is Hagrid? He's late!
*a rumbling from the distant corner of the stage. You can see a bathtub attached to wires coming from the corner. The bathtub seems to sag, and no wonder because Ji hoon is sitting in it holding something that looks strangely like wrapped salami. The wires snap, and the bath tub goes crashing down, and as Ji tries to right himself , he dropped the bundle he was carrying and you can see that it is, actually, a wrapped salami.*
Sam: (trying not to laugh) oh, there he is
Joanne: where is Harry?
Ji: (in a weird accent) Here ya go, sorry I'm late. Sirus let me borrow his flying bathtub.
(Joanne takes the "baby" from Ji hoon.)
Joanne: Oh my, he has a scar on his forehead!
Ji: (peers over) uh.. No, I knida got hungry waiting for my scene.
Joanne: (ignoring him) It must be the dark lord's inflection point!
)Backstage(
Jessica: (muttering) arrg...tell me I was drunk or something when I wrote this play..
Amy: Sorry, but you were completely sober, not to mention, dancing with joy.
Grace: But you were muttering about Mrs. Johnson and the evils of Calculus when you were writing this..
Jessica: Well, that explains that.
(from onstage)
Sam: um...excuse me, we're trying to act here!
)Backstage(
Jessica: Back to the scene!
(onstage again)
Sam: (leaves the "baby" in basket) Well then, I am off to a wizard party thrown by Mr. and Mrs. Amos Diggory. Good luck, Harry Potter.
(curtains slam down again, hard on Sam oppa's foot. )
Sam: @#^$#$^$@^$^
(audience gasps)
Amy: (laughs evilly) This is for all the lies you told Jin!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the end of my first action packed chapter...blah blah...
