Hey everyone! I'm glad you folks are sticking around to hear my story for a show that hasn't been on TV for 7 years. Anyway I've been looking at constructive criticism and I'm very open to suggestions on how to make my story much better. Anyway, as usual I don't own Ed Edd n Eddy. That's Cartoon Network's deal.

It's been two days since the Ed's disappearance. Police cars had come and went and the news crews were reporting on how "three teenage boys ran away". Kevin still couldn't believe that trained police officers actually believed that they ran off, and the other kids shared his opinion and decided to take matters into their own hands.

It was a warm summer mid morning. The previous night Kevin and his friends decided they would meet at Rolf's house to decide their "game plan". Riding his bike down to his best friends house, in Kevin's hand was a file folder with what he knew about his prime suspects.

Kevin didn't even have the chance to knock on the front door when Rolf threw the door open and dragged his friend inside.

"Rolf apologizes "Shovel-of-chin Kevin-boy", but our meeting of rescuing the vanished Ed-boys must not be seen by the anyone!"

Truth was Kevin very rarely enjoyed being at Rolf's house. Not because of Rolf or his family, but because of how they kept their house. Cured meats hung from the ceiling and a clear plastic covered all the furniture. The only way he could describe Rolf's home was odd, but then again Kevin's good friend since the day they met was odd.

Surprisingly Kevin realized that he was the last one to arrive to the meeting he called for. Sitting at the dining room table were four more kids. On one end of the table was Kevin's other closest friend, and the object of his affections, Nazz.

Sitting next to her was Johnny 2x4, as always his imaginary friend Plank was by his side. He also had a healing black eye from when the kids beat him up following the events of the events at the beginning of the summer. Kevin still couldn't believe that they ever forgave him, even after he started wearing a squash on his head and did weirder stuff than usual to them.

Sitting the opposite side of the table were the two younger kids. As usual Jimmy was wearing his obnoxiously large retainer in his mouth. But it was Sarah, Ed's younger sister that caught his attention. She normally was angry and only caring about Jimmy, but this Sarah's eyes were red and puffy as if she had been crying recently. She also had a depressed and glum look on her face. One Kevin had never seen before, even when the Eds took her diary.

"Alright dudes and dudettes" Kevin said in a "take charge manner" as he threw down the folder on the table. "What happened to the Eds was clearly some sort of conspiracy to make them disappear and frame it to look like they ran away. The only thing we need is proof. So, Sarah, what was Ed doing the night he "left"?"

Sarah, her voice thick with tears, began to attempt to remember the night her big brother vanished.

"That night I remember I was watching TV upstairs. Ed had just finished his third plate of that night's dinner and put his plate in the dishwasher for once, mostly because our mom was starting to threaten to take some of his comics away if he didn't. I went to bed at around 8:30 that night and I could hear some sort of banging coming from his room. I thought he just got his head stuck in the wall again, but looking back at it now I-I-I-" Sarah broke into tears thinking of how she basically let her brother get kidnapped and she could've done something to stop it.

"Sarah you didn't know Ed was in danger. It's not your fault", Jimmy reassured his best friend gently patting her back as she cried into his arms.

"Rolf also heard loud noises coming from "head-in-sock Ed boy's" home," Rolf said in a sudden realization, "Rolf almost got his beating stick to silence the "Double D Ed Boy's" until he saw that the Ed Boy was receiving his nightly dream from the "Night Pixies". And should Rolf had intervened, they would have stolen Rolf's eyelids through his nostrils as he slept!"

Everyone just stared at Rolf in confusion to what he just said. "The Night Pixies?" Nazz finally asked, looking for Rolf to clarify.

"Yes! The Night Pixies! Do you live under a rock "Happy go-go Nazz-girl?" Rolf asked almost offended to what Nazz just asked him.

"Wait you actually saw someone in Double D's room that night?!" Kevin angrily asked his foreign friend.

Rolf nodded his head as Kevin reached into the folder and removed several pictures. "Did these "Night Pixies" look anything like this?" as he threw three photos on the table of the three most hated and reviled people the kids knew. The Kanker Sisters.

Rolf looked over the three photos and pointed to one after reviewing it a few times. "Rolf saw the outline of only one Night Pixie in Double-D Ed boys window, however it did remind him of the "junkyard-scrap heap Kanker girl" as he pointed to the photo of Marie Kanker.

It was no secret that everyone thought that the Kankers were responsible. For as long as the kids could remember those three were infatuated with the Eds and would go to great extremes to be with them. Kevin could still remember from early in the school year from their science class when Nazz was selected by their teacher to be Eddy's lab partner. Lee Kanker literally threw her desk across the room in response to this.

"Ok, Double D told me about his "anti-Kanker schedule" earlier this week", Kevin explained, "those three pieces of trailer trash apparently leave their trailer at 7:30 every night to go to the junkyard and return at 10. That gives us around two hours to enter their trailer and find enough evidence, or even possibly find the Eds."

Upon realizing that they would all have to "enter the hornets nest", Jimmy fainted. Rolf quickly grabbed a jar of herbs and waved it under Jimmy's face waking him up.

"I can't do it Kevin! Even if they kidnapped the Eds!" Jimmy sobbed "I still have nightmares from when I went into the trailer park last summer! My mom had to buy me a mattress cover!"

Kevin could only watch as Sarah embraced her younger friend. He wasn't surprised by this since Jimmy was always, well in his mind, a little bitch. But on the other hand he didn't blame him. Kevin was scared of the Kankers to.

"IF JIMMYS NOT GOING IM NOT GOING!" Sarah shouted as Nazz attempted to help calm Jimmy down.

Eventually Kevin wound up putting his hand on Jimmy's shoulder. "I'm not forcing you guys to come with me to the trailer park. But our friends need our help, since the police sure aren't gonna give it. But let me know right now, because all answers are final once you've made up your minds."

The room was dead silent, save for Jimmy's soft whimpering. Finally Nazz stood up "you can count on me Kev!"

"Yes Rolf will partake in the saving of the quivering Ed-boys!" Rolf said standing with Nazz.

"Plank and I are speaking out!" Johnny shouted as he to stood.

"Then it's settled", Kevin said with a sense of pride, "tonight at seven the four of us will meet at the lane. Then we will make our way to the Trailer Park."