The title basically says all which is good because you might not have a narrator anymore-Lynnie, love, it's a lot easier to talk when you're not trying to shove a stick up my…………………nose……OMG PUT THE GODDAMN BOOK DOWN!!! ARE YOU MENTAL WOMAN?????

Ahem….anyway something's wrong with Sakura and Sasuke is an idiot enjoy! OW!!!

Chapter three WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

BLORTCH! BLORTCH! KOFF KOFF-groan "Sasuke-kun…" BLORTCH!

"Sakura?" Sasuke stumbled blearily out of Sakura's bed shortly after waking up and realizing that Sakura was no longer curled up next to him. It was six in the morning and strange noises coming from the bathroom had interrupted his nice deep sleep. He staggered towards the bathroom and pounded on the door.

"Sasuke-kun?" Sakura unlocked the door and opened it a sliver. "What do you need?"

"Are you ok?" Sasuke asked. "I heard weird noises and-"

"Everything's fine," Sakura assured him, cutting his explanation short. "Go back to sleep baby."

Sasuke was left to stare at the thick piece of wood that Sakura had slammed in his face. (How rude!) He raised his fist to knock again, but the strange noises returned and he stopped to listen. Then his eyes widened.

"Sakura are you puking?"

"Of course no-" BLORTCH!

"Open the door before I break it down."

"All right, all right, give me a sec." BLORTCH! FLUSH.

The entrance to the bathroom was pulled open and Sakura, clad only in a short tank top that exposed her stomach and some pajama shorts, stared up into the eyes of her boyfriend. Sasuke pushed past her into the bathroom. There was a puddle of dark liquid on the floor that he narrowly avoided and the toilet was covered in similar gunk. The trash can and sink had their fair share as well. He turned back to Sakura and inspected her as if seeing her for the first time.

Her pajamas were a little ruffled and her face was awfully white. Sasuke had her in his arms in an instant. "What happened?"

"Uhnnnnnn," Sakura moaned. "You moved too fast." BLORTCH! Sasuke was now covered in the remains of Sakura's dinner (a nice rice dish with carrots and broccoli).

"SAKURA!" He yelled, barely noticing the puke as Sakura put her hand of her mouth, turned to the toilet and stuck her head inside. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

"I don't know," Sakura bawled. She reached out to him, but at the last minute, her face going whiter than a sheet, she pushed him away and disappeared into the trashcan. Sasuke pulled her into his lap (trashcan and all). He gently stroked her hair and rubbed her back, not seeming to notice her convulsing and retching.

"It's been happening for a week and I don't know why," Sakura wailed, resurfacing from the can. Tears spread down her face like a wildfire and she was dangerously close to hysterics.

"Shhhh-shhh," Sasuke shushed. "It's ok. You're probably just stressed from work. How about you take today off and we'll go talk to Tsunade about this, ok?"

"Ok," Sakura calmed down. "Thank-you Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke held her at arms length. "Damn woman," He whistled. "You sure are a mess."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Sakura screamed, pulling out of his grasp and glaring.

"It was a joke! A joke I swear!" Sasuke whimpered.

"Really? OK." Sakura settled back into his arms contently.

"Such high maintenance," Sasuke muttered, so Sakura couldn't hear him.

Apparently she did anyway. "UCHIHA SASUKE!"

"Gomen! Gomen!" Sasuke pleaded for his life.

"Poor Sasuke-kun's a little confused," Sakura cooed, pinching his cheek (his face people gosh! Im not that perverted though I may seem it!) "I would never ever hurt you."

"R-right," Sasuke laughed shakily. In Sasuke's mind: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!"

A/N- Thanx for the reviews everyone-hope u liked chapter three even with Tory's crappy narration-he's kind of an idiot

I am not!!!!!

Ahem...right...