Chapter 2 The Big Scam

While the Eds were walking to Ralph's house Double D thought he saw 3 strange figures running past so fast he couldn't see who they were. "What's the hold up Double D we've got a scam to run here" said Eddy.

"Nothing but I saw 3 strange figures" said Double D. There brief case was full of wieners to sell to Ralph 25 cents a wiener.

"Good day to you Ed boys" said Ralph "Do you have any thing for Ralph today"

"We've got wieners 25 cents each so you try one, you buy one," said Eddy.

"Ralph we've got some shocking news for you were well ahh brothers" Double D said. "Ahh Nana the nightmares that haut Ralph have come true"

"Well he didn't take that very well"

"1,2, buckle my shoe 3,4, destroy the door 5,6, pick your nose 7,8, lay on 2x4 9,10, a big fat hen"

"Ed stop singing that stupid song you stupid idiot" said Eddy.

"Why do you care Eddy," said Ed. "Because you're my brother you stupid idiot from Stupid place," said Eddy. "Lets go make the ultimate scam," said Eddy.

"If I could butt in if you draw instructions I Edward could build it easily with all the help of my sister and brothers we could build it," said Double D.


Two weeks later… "Done brother Eddy!" said Double D.

"So Eddy how does this work," said Ed.

"I don't know," said Eddy. "But it looks okay," Eddy said trying to hide real feelings about it.

"Less talk more wieners Ed boys" Ralph said while passing them by one day while going to the store to buy Victor some food.

"Ahh Eddy There back to get us" Double D said.

"Who's they it's just us here oh and Ed" said Eddy. "Oh and Ralph there are no wieners ether"

"Hey, were is that Double D"