As they flew into the air, the old eskimo was being crushed by fat Grover. So halfway through the trip the eskimo picked up his phone and started to call a friend, "Amigo, I don't think I'm going to make it. There's an obese goat sitting next to me, killing me!"

Soon after that phone call, he died. No one noticed because he was hiding under a hood. So our heroes were all sleeping when tragedy struck. The plane crashed into a sign and fell to the ground. Then they landed to the ground with a boom. As soon as that happen, they woke up about three hours later, crawling out of the plane, with Percy saying, "I think the plane landed."

"Same here." Lily decided, and looked confused.

"Um... Where are we?"

"I think a gym..." Annabeth replied, looking up and around the place. Around the choas of the "plane landing," to see people jogging on treadmills, and people suffering the death sentence of curl ups, or push ups, or pull ups.

"How did you figure that?" Lily asked.

"That." She pointed to the guy walking towards them that had a shirt that said, "GYM."

"Maybe that's his name!" Percy argued.

They looked up to see a broken sign that said: PENETTE GYM.

"Oh, I uh, guess you were right..."

"THAT'S RIGHT SO CALLED "BOYFRIEND."" Annabeth scoffed and walked away to a treadmill.

"Well, here comes Gym!" Percy smiled happily as a HUGE body builder walked up to them, with a distasteful look on his face.

"Give me a sit-up or you're out!" He nearly shouted, and Lily and Percy gasped. They didn't want Grover to get started.

"Please don't get Grover started..." Percy told the man.

"What?"

"I don't do up. Sit-ups. Push-ups. Pull-ups. None of that!" Grover replied.

"You got him started!" Percy yelled.

"I do downs. Sit down. Lay down. Blackjack, I'll double down. Give me a cheeseburger, I'll wolf it down. Put on a little music, I'll boogie down. Put I don't do ups, mister! Up defies gravity! Gravity's a law! Unlike some people, I obey the law!" Grover finshed, crossing his arms over his HUGEEEEEEE chest.

"Get out!" Gym yelled, pushing the three kids out, and pulling Annabeth off the treadmill and throwing her into the street. Literallly. Before and 18 wheeler could hit her, Percy grabbed her and jumped out of the way.

"OH PERCY!" Annabeth said dreamily, and started to make out with Percy. It was really gross for Grover and Lily, so they grabbed them by their ears and kept walking.

"Aw, guys, I'm sorry... He just got me started! But uh, where are we gonna stay?" Grover wondered, his ADD taking over.

"Hey guys, there's a motel across the street."

"Sorry doesn't cut it! We could have gotten directions! OHMIGODSSSS, A MOTEL!" Percy yelled, dropping his lover on the concrete.

There it was! A motel. They looked at the big sign that read: WE'RE BROKE STAY HERE MOTEL. They jumped in joy and ran to the hotel. They jay-walked across the street and to the hotel. When they opened the door to the hotel, they saw a pretty sad looking one... It looks like it hasn't been renovated since the Stone Age, really it was that bad... The paint was nearly all gone. The wood had been worn down, the lights were fighting to stay alive. And bugs were popping up here and there. They went to the front desk to see an frail old man with greyish skin, "May I help you kids?"

"We would like one room for two."

"Okay... How long will you be staying?"

"One night."

"Okay, one dollar..."

"One dollar?"

"Yep, one dollar."

"Room for two?" Lily asked, "Don't tell me I'll have to share a bed with Grover..."

"No, Grover will sleep on the pillows we give him."

"Okay... Good." Lily stepping away from Fatt- I mean Grover.

The man gave us the keys and said, "Room 123, second door on your right."

"Oh kayyy? and uh, sir... When was the last time you remodeled this place?"

"If I remember right, when my grandfather ran the place. Which was... Let's see... 1923!"

"Eh... Okay..." Percy replied weirded out.

They walked out of the main room and to their hotel room. Room 123. Percy opened the door and saw that this room was just two mattresses on the floor and an open suitcase, "No wonder it was one dollar."

"Well, only one night right?"

"Yep... One night."

Grover was placed on the floor. Percy and Annabeth shared a bed, and Lily had a bed to herself. Annabeth shut off the light and they fell asleep.