NARUTO (SHIPPUDEN): Mishaps

NARUTO (SHIPPUDEN): Mishaps

Series of Bloopers

SASUKE AND ORICHIMARU IN THE HIDEOUT

"Sasuke what is it you desire; power, fame, the world. Tell me." Orichimaru glares at Sasuke.

"First I desire for you to stop staring at me like that. Second I what some ramen from Konoha. Kabuto go fetch me some ramen," Sasuke demanded.

"But if I go they will hold me capive. I'll be tortured and I'll die there. I go get ramen from somewhere else. How about some instant noodle?" suggests Kabuto.

"No! That has too much calories," Sasuke said.

"WAIT a second. The actual ramen in Konoha has more calories than the instant noodle," argued Kabuto.

"EXACTLY! Now go! It's twelve point five six seconds past my lunch time," Sasuke complained.

"UGHHH!" Kabuto groaned.

He goes to Konoha and retrieves Sasukes ramen. Kabuto appears to be all torn up and beaten.

"Here's your ramen," muttered Kabuto.

"Ewww! Your really dirty. Now I don't want ramen. I want instant noodle," commanded Sasuke.

"EERRRRRRR!" Kabuto was going to explode.

NARUTO, NEJI, AND SHIKAMARU ON A INGESTIGATION

"It seems that the enemy was attacked already by his own allies," Neji guessed.

"Well (fart)," said Naruto. Shikamaru and Neji look at Naruto strangely. "What?" asked Naruto.

"Nothing (Naruto farts)." Neji quickly turns his head to Naruto. Naruto farts whenever someone talks.

"Look (Naruto farts) at all (Naruto farts) these bloodstains (Naruto farts)," Shikamaru says. Shikamaru eventually smells Naruto's fart and walks somewhere else.

"Okay (Naruto farts) I-" Neji stares at Naruto. "Would you cut that out?"

"Cut (farts) what out (farts)?" asks Naruto.

"Your no very good at disguising it Naruto," pointed Shikamaru.

"What I'm not (farts) disguising anything," defended Naruto.

"That's it we should redo this– OHHH MAN! IT STINKS LIKE HECK!! HOLY SLLS," complained Neji.

Shikamaru covers his nose quickly and flees somewhere where it's fresh. The cameraman faints and drops the camera.

"Ohh finally! I can release the rest," said Naruto with relief. He farts for an extra 30 seconds.

"Yep that's the stench of victory," Naruto said.

NARUTO, CHOJI, LEE (SHORT RECREATION OF THE PEPSI MAX COMMERCIAL)

"Man I am so tired," Naruto said. His head starts dropping down repeatedly.

"I want to go to sleep," whinned Lee. A Pepsi Max slides down next to Lee.

"Drink it! It will keep you awake," informed Chouji.

Lee soon drank the Pepsi Max. He starts dancing out of no where. Naruto looks at him and he skims the village. EVERYONE IS ALSO DANCING!

"Seems like that they drank this stuff too," thought Naruto.

Sakura was doing the cabbage patch, Tsunade was popping her head side-to-side, Shizune was doing the running man, and Sasuke was doing the spirit fingers.

"WHOA! This is so going on the internet," exclaimed Naruto.

Neji appears at the ramen shop and gets ramen. He sees two people popping there side-to-side and holding the Pepsi Max.

"STOP IT!" yelled Neji.

ASUMA, INO, SASUKE, SHIKAMARU

"There's an emergency coming from Asuma's house. We have to get there now," ordered Sasuke.

"I think that we should tell Tsunade about the situation," suggested Ino.

"No time lets get going," Sasuke said.

As they reach the house they hear an old lady crying. They slowly approach the door and they carefully open the door. Once the door opens Sasuke responds to the emergency.

"Lady what is-" Sasuke looks down at Asuma. It appears that the old lady crying sound is coming from Asuma.

"What's wrong Asuma?" asked Shikamaru.

Asuma continues to cry on the carpet in his house. "Kurenai dumped me," Asmua said.

"I think you should take a break. There ther, it's going to be alright." Shikamaru patted Asuma on his back.

"OHHH COME ON!!" cried Sasuke.

SASUKE, SAKURA, AND NARUTO (DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE ACTUAL IDEA)

"Hey Naruto, I'm going on a date with Sakura. How should I treat her on the first date?" asked Sasuke.

"I think that you should treat her like crap. She'll think your cool and stuff," explained Naruto.

"Okay. What if that doesn't work?" Sasuke asked.

"There's no if. It always works." Naruto patted Sasuke on his shoulder. "Go get em' tiger," Naruto said. "VICTORY IS SWEET," Naruto thought.

Sasuke thens picks up Sakura from her house. They walk to a theme park. Sasuke buys tickets for her.

"Thanks Sasuke," Sakura said gratefully.

Sasuke throws the ticket on the floor and he slaps Sakura in the face. "PICK THAT UP! And make yourself useful by knitting a sweater!" commanded Sasuke.

"Sasuke! That hurt," complained Sakura.

"Sorry," Sasuke sadly said.

They both waited a couple seconds and they start making out.

"Damn! I thought this was going to work." Naruto was spying on them behind a tree.

NARUTO WORKING AT THE RAMEN SHOP

"Okay you get to manual the noodles okay Naruto. I'll start you off easy since it's first day," said Ichiriku (Dude that owns ramen shop)

"So uhhh where's your daughter?" wondered Naruto.

"Ohh she's getting married," responded Ichiriku.

"Awww. I wanted to go out with her," Naruto sadly said.

"You say something," asked Ichiriku.

"Nuttin. So how do I know when the noodles are ready?" asked Naruto.

"The noodles are ready when the turn white," answered Ichiriku.

"OKAY!" Naruto excitedly said.

The first customer came in. It was Kakashi.

"Ka-ka sensei!!" yelled Naruto.

"Ohhhhhh crap," cried Kakashi. "I was one pork, meso ramen with all toppings please," requested Kakashi.

"Okay nooooooodles coming right up," Naruto said. Naruto swings that noodle holder thing and the noodles fly out and hit Kakashi's face.

"Seems like I missed the bowl," thought Naruto.

"That's because the noodles were released too early and also because there was no bowl in front," explained Ichiriku.

"Ohhh sorry sensei. You know I think you should teach me a technique. Something that will knock Sasuke's socks off," requested Naruto.

"No." Kakashi takes the noodles out of his head.

Kakashi had to wait a couple of extra minutes to get his order.

"YES I FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT!" cheered Naruto.

"Yeah out of ten tries," said Kakashi.