Author's note: Nerd!Jake and Badboy!Ryder inspired by the song Girl (In this case boy) all the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup.

Jake walked into the choir room. He thought out loud "5 o'clock and I'm waiting to talk to a boy a little cooler than me." Finn asked "Wait did you get someone new to come in audition?" Jake nodded and preceded "His names Ryder. He's some rocker with a nose ring. When he signed up to audition everyone thought he was joking, but he seemed serious. The director shrugged "You seem excited about this guy being her. Sounds like a crush…" Jake corrected "When he walks, the wind blows and the angels sing, but he'll never notice me." Marley asked "Why will he never notice you." Kitty snarked "Why would a bad boy stud like Ryder notice Jake?" Jake added, "Kitty's right. He's watching wrestling, creaming over tough guys. Listening to rap metal. Turn tables in his eyes. It's like a bad movie. He's looking through me. If you were me than you'd be screaming someone shoot me as I fail miserably trying to get the boy all the bad guys want." As if on queue, the young man walked in and threw his black, band decal covered messenger bag into the chair next to Jake. The others seemed shocked by his seating choice. Finn spoke "So I take it that you're Ryder?" The young man nodded and hopped towards up out of his seat and to the front of the choir room. Jake watched in a trance like state as he sang the song High School Never Ends. Ryder took his seat once the applause died down. Jake took that moment to ask him "So why would you want to come try out for glee club? Aren't you like top dog of your little clique?" Ryder remarked "I came here to get close to a guy, to see how he ticks before I make him mine." Jake knew there could only be one possibility since there were only guys there that liked guys, and Jake wasn't even out. He whispered "Blaine's a lucky guy to have someone like you wanting him. Ryder remarked with a flirtatious wink "Who ever said it was Blaine?"