Author's Note: A little badfic, anyone?

Titel / I Luv You, Raito-coon

Auther / DethNoteTotelFanGirl12

Rating / L (for I Luv L & Light)

Cahracters / L/Raito-coon

Warnings / penis and butt stuff

Summery / L wishes Light new how he luvs him forever … in a yaoi way! (OMG! I can't believe I rote this!!!) Feedback welcome but be nice pleez: this is my first fic!!

Dear Diary,

I am so glad I have a diary, so I can say my feelings that I have for Yagami-coon. He is so totally hot and I think about how his penis would look if I could see it and put it in my mouth and in my butt all the time!

I know I should not think these things they are so dirty but I can't help it because I luv him. I said it and I mean it! If only I could tell him!!!! I would show him just how much I luv him and how much anckst I have and he should want me. Alot.

The Japinese goddess of Love, I think her name is Afrodite, I prey to her that she will give you to me and that you will not kill me and not be Kira because if you are Kira I will have to kill you but maybe you will kill me first but please don't kill me even if you are Kira because, like I said, I luv you and your bland hare and you're blue eyes like the sky, which is so blue like you're eyes accept when their are clouds. I hope their are no clouds in the sky of our luv, my Yagami…or can I be brave enuf to call you Raito-coon?

In my bed, I touch my penis and say you're name out loud when noone else can here, not even Watari can here me! I rub it make it as hard as a brick of marbel and wisper how much I luv you (and prenounce you're name right like we Japinese do where its like starting with R because we don't have a L) and I wish you could here me!!!

Anyhow, that is all and I hope you never find this but if you do then maybe you will luv me and want to touch my penis to. If you do that will be so amazing and we will both moane and groane and cumm.

Luv forever,

L Lawliett

P.S. Oh no! I did not relize this book is Light's Death Note and now I have wrote my reel name in it so I will die in a minute!!!

(Then L dies from the Deth Note and Light finds his ded body and cries because he reelly always luved L to but never told him. *sad face*)

The End