Ask The Host Club!

-First I would like to thank you all so so much for the reviews! now on to MORE QUESTIONS :D

Jennz
2011-01-13 . chapter 1

This sounds like it may end in mayhemn... I LIKE IT! Just a few questions...

1. Kyouya, whats in your *Cough**cough* Death note? *Cough**cough*

2. Mori senpai, BESIDES Honey Senpai, out of the guys, who are you in love with?

3. Tamaki, are you in love with... Renge? Hehe...

4. Hikaru, Kaoru... have you ever pranked Mori? If so, what was his reaction?

5. Honey, how much do you really know of the 'birds and the bees'? DON'T DENY IT YOU LITTLE DIRTY MINDED PERVERT!

... Thank you... -_-

(Question for kyouya)- Kyouya: Why what ever do you mean? why this isn't a death note! its... a man diary!

Nicole: Sempai are you attempting to be funny?

~Kyouya: *glasses glint* Well to be.. truth-ful.. I draw Tamaki dying in many ways in my black book.. along with profit and information I gather.. sometimes it takes.. Oh.. I dont know.. 40 seconds for the information to.. /Happen?/ Lets just say it makes profit for me.. because whom ever I... write down.. they have to go to the ohtori hospital afterwards In pure...coincidence

Question for Mori sempai~:...

Nicole: Awh! Takashi san is loyal to hunny sempai! Hai!

Mori: Ah.

Question to Tamaki: Oh my Princess! Why be inlove with one when many can fawn upon you! Renge is cleary inlove with kyouya even if he happens to not share the same feelings..OH WHAT A TRAGIC LOVE STORY! DADDY WILL FIX THIS!.

Nicole: ...And this is what happens when Tamaki gets a idea...

Kyouya: My love life stays with me thank you very much Tamaki.

Tamaki: D: ... Daddys upset..with..me.. *emo corner*

Question for Hikaru and Karou:-

Hikaru: Yes!

Karou: we have!

Both: We both pranked him that hunny moved to Canada to live off of maple syrup because it was better then cake.. He was about to go run after hunny...but.. Hunny sempai decided to walk through the club doors then... It ended badly.. Hunny got his cake...and we got broken legs...

Nicole: (By the way Im not making fun of Canadian's I myself are a Canadian :) -

Question for Hunny Sempai: Well... Hmm.. Lets just say Takashi Is more sweeter then His looks and charms Haha! Kay?

Eclipsia Black
2011-01-13 . chapter 2

Kyouya... That's not what I meant by what you would do to me! And surprise surprise, I have your fetish. 4.0 GPA, top in all my classes, and a miss independent. I'm not asking for a relationship, just some fun!

So, what do you say now Kyo!

Adopt me please Hitachiin's. I swear that I have to be related to you.

-to author

thank you

Author: Your Welcome! :)

Question for Kyouya: Hmm.. well.. I guess we could play some scrabble.. thats fun right?

Nicole: *face palms* I swear you guys are more Bimbos then "Intelligent" at love.. *sigh*

Question for The twins!: Both: Well.. do you enjoy pulling pranks.. do like to taunt others etc.. if so sure why note.. we would have to check with mother tho just in case she thinks your someone we hierd for "fun"

Tamaki: YOU TWINS ARE PERVERTS DON'T GO NEAR MY HARUHI!

Twins: Your haruhi? what do you do.. with.. *evil smirk* your..haruhi boss?

Tamaki: YOU BOTH HAVE PERVERTED MINDS!

Twins: We like to think of it as being creative not as much as perverted :)

Tamaki: *emo corner*

MyLifeInWhole

to tamaki

where do all the mushrooms you grow go to

also why the fuck do you have purple eyes. . no ofence its just odd

kyouya

. . what is in your note book? porn?

the twins

you do know you guys are alot like the weasley twins right? but wayy cuter

haruhi

what flavor gum was it that got stuck in your hair

hunny

did you know that the reason usa san has a tea stain is cause the twins and ppl spilt it on him. haha your gonna get it now

mori

. . why do you have to be sooo tall its not fair your tall and im barly 5 foot

btw the twins are my fav tamaki is close to last hunny is after the twins

~ Question for Tamaki: Well my beautiful princess, Haruhi uses the mushrooms in her commoner soup! and for your second question.. when A mommy and daddy love each other very very muc-

Twins: NOT THAT YOU BIMBO!

Tamaki: MOMAHH! THE TWINS ARE BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN!

Kyouya: They stand correct tho.. *sigh*

Tamaki: ... *no comment*

~Question for Kyouya: "No im afraide "porn" is not acceptible in my Estate.. If i wanted it so much why look at a sheet of paper.. when many fangirls would die to have me.. they would pay too. *smirk*

~Question for the Twins: .Both.: ..."We don't see it, But I guess all twins attempt to be the other.. and enjoy to talk at the same time.. meh.. And thank you princess we enjoy complements. :)

~Question for haruhi: Hmm.. I sapose It was strawberry or bubble gum.. thats what it smelt like anyway. T_T

Tamaki: OH HARUHI WOULD YOU LIKE DADDY TO BUY YOU GUM?

Haruhi: *face palm*

~Question for Hunny sempai!-

Hmm Yes to be honest I guess alot of people didn't catch on.. but i understood what happend as soon as taka ni said.. (attempts deep voice) "Mitskuni" Don't worry I'll get my revenge when there not ready haha :)

Tamaki/Hik/Kar: MEEP! *hides behind sofa*

~Question for Mori sempai: Mhm..Magic beans..

Nicole: Im 4. ft 11 ! yay for short people! haha! 3 I think Mori takes after his dad Akira right Mori sempai..?

Mori: Ah.

Author: the twins are cool ^.^ thats epic that there your fave! My fave is Mori Sempai hehe *blushes*

Mori: Mhm..

~author: OMG! pandachan! If you guys like death note check out her "Ask" fiction it always gives me a big smile! :) Thx for asking PandaChanTheFirst! -

PandaChanTheFirst
2011-01-13 . chapter 2

Nicole, I am gonna give you some questions to say thanks for questions for my fic so far :)

For Tamaki:

Can I borrow the corner of woe?

Why do you like Haruhi so much(no offense, Haruhi-san, just wonderin)

For Kyoya:

**steals supersmexy glasses** Now what?

For Honeysenpai:

**hands cake** What's your favorite kind of cake?

For Hikaru and Kaoru:

What's your favorite Anime other than Ouran High School Host Club?

Question for Tamaki: Well my princess... It just something that fallows me around but sure You can borrow it beware tho.. some people get really mad when you grow mushroom in it.. *looks at haruhi*- Also I don't really know.. to anyone she is just a regular person, But in our school she is I sapose.. more"real" then the rest of the girls at Ouran.. *blush*

Haruhi: None taken.. (she gets that alot)

~Question for Kyouya: (*whips out another pair of super smexy glasses*) "Pwned." Kyouya: "But If I do say so myself.. You look very plesant with glasses have you had them befor..

Hik/Kar: yeah Kyouya sempai is right *thumbs up*

Question for Hunny sempai: oooh! She is nice Ni? taka!

Mori: Ah.

Hunny: Hmm I like all cake.. but strawberry shortcake is my fave! haha :)

Hikaru/Karou: both- We enjoy Vampire knight ^_^ the boss forced us all to watch Death Note one night at a "slumber part..." We enjoyed that too. Thanks for the question princess!

~ Author:The guest is back! I don't know your name sorry once again but she replied! yay!

-yay! i love you Kyouya! :] and i am an otaku... but i'll never be as crazy as Renge! and also, i am smart and i can take care of myself :] so will you marry me now? ;]

right, and Kyouya, how many people have you liked in the past? i'm curious, and my family's army of ninja's will have to pay them a special visit...hehehe...[devious smirk]

yea and sorry i didn't put in my name for my last review, if you didn't get it by now (which i doubt;p) i was the one who asked Kyouya to marry me :]... when i actually get my computer fixed and stop going on fanfiction from my Wii my name will be ShadowKing'sQueen lol :] get it? because i love Kyouya? :]

~ Author: Oooh I get it! I get it! (ShadowKing'sQueen)

Kyouya: T_T who didn't get it?

Nicole: ..Tamaki! make room in the emo corner _

Kyouya: Hmm you do sound like the woman I like.. If you can fight off the thousands of Fangirls.. I'll be happy to.. *in back ground thousands of fan girls are charging* "Id say you should use your family of ninjas.. The fangirls seem to take this Very Seriously.- Also I liked one lady in grade 3..Until she stole my premium animal crackers. I will admit I liked Haruhi also for awhile.. But well.. as you can see *looks over at Tamaki bugging haruhi* it wont happen.. *smirk/pushes up glasses*

kittehs
2011-01-13 . chapter 2

Hey Hunny! Wuts your fave movie?

~ Question for hunny- "Hmm.. Well I enjoyed the Karate Kid movie this year it was entertaining haha Taka ni Took me to see! it! right Takashi?

Mori sempai: Ah.

InsanityPika
2011-01-14 . chapter 2

Uh...great story. I honestly love it. Although I wish it were a bit longer.

B-But then again, the Ouran Host Club makes me blush WAY too much. -/_/-

Honey

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1. Why are the cutest in the club...WHY?

Haruhi

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1. Why are the awesomest in the WHOLE ENTIRE school?

2. I'm so sorry Haruhi-sama. B-But at first, when I wasn't watching the series. I-I-I thought you were a guy.

Everyone

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1. Also, due to me thinking Haruhi was male...I thought you were all...gay...

2. Please, will you except these desserts I made as my apoligy? I mean...*goes Tsundere mode* I-It's not like I'm a fan or anything! Don't even think that! I'd never go to the host club! Never! /./

Saki(my sis): Haha, not until I force her! Hehe! :)

EHHH? SHUSH! SHUT UP! *hits sis on head*

3. Why is Haruhi-sama the natural one? I mean, what the heck is that supposed to mean?

4. Is it supposed to mean that she's actually the AWESOMEST?

Tamaki

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1. What's up with the labels?

2. I don't get...WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THE WEIRD ROSE AFFECTS? It's...a bit too much. I mean, being a little more poor than Haruhi-sama, then the thought of being treated like a princess. It's a bit...too much .

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Oh, I'm really sorry everyone. It's just that, I'm a bit frazzeled. I was terribly reminded of the episodes I watched yesterday. .

We'll the story is great girls. I hope you update soon!

G-Goodbye for now! *runs away*

Saki: She has taken a liking to one of you. No, not Haruhi or Honey. I'll be reviewing with my own account whenever I have time. That means I'll be able to embarrass without her stopping me! Hehe. Bye! ^^

Author: I think this will be really long XD

Hunny: Hmm.. I honestly dont know haha *noms on cake* I guess people like little kids and I resemble one good ni?

Haruhi: Hmm.. I guess because Im real.. Not superficial.. :) haha and dont worry! everyone did :) I dont mind if I look like a dude.. it's something that I dont care about.. *grew up with a tranny as a father figure*

Everyone: Were not All gay.. but some are still a mystery *everyone looks at mori sempai and hunny sempai*

Everyone: why Princess we will eat anything you made!- Hunny: is it cake? I loveee cake right taka?

Mori: Ah.

Tamaki: well Haruhi is the natural host because she was a host since she was born! she took to hosting very very well! she knows what all the ladys want to here! shes a natural haha!

(bimbo who cant relise girls want to hear things.. that other girls know what girls know what to hear.. *makes no sence... but just nod and smile when you read this haha*)

Tamaki: I honestly Have no clue.. it just suits better I sapose! The orse affects make everything that mushc sweeter! Also every woman is a princess in my eyes :)

Host club: Bye! Saki and pika!

DajieOotori
2011-01-14 . chapter 2

Dear The Host Club :3

For all of you (minus Haru-chan!)

Do you ever have dirty dreams about Haruhi? *whispers* Don't worry I won't tell!

Question for Tamaki senpai!

If you chad to choose between Mori or Huni senpai which one would you date?

Question for Haru chan!

Girl to girl here, did you hesitate to say no to Kyoya when you were... Well, you know... 'in bed' together?

HUNI SENPAI I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOUUU!

Do you think Haru chan is sexy or beautiful...?

And, will you please have cake with me!

Kyoya, question time!

Do you like Haruhi, more than a friend? Or do you not even consider her a friend?

MORI!

Umm...

Do you have a problem with how on YouTube, everyone makes it seem like Mitsukuni and yourself are more than friends/cousins?

Another question for all of you! Including Haruhi this time!

1. Have you ever wanted to go to Australia as a group? If yes, where would you most likely visit first?

2. Do you (the boys, sorry Haruhi!) work out? Because you are all in very good shape...

3. Please be truthful! Say 'i' if you are in love with Haruhi!

4. Do you like how people *stares at Haruhi* label you as if you only care about money and looks?

Thank you for letting me ask you these questions!

~Kait~ (DajieOotori)

P.S. Kyoya... Will you marry me? 3

Host club:everyone except haruhi: Hmm I think we all have once or twice.. except for mori sempai and kyouya..

Hik/kar: we doooo alllll the time :)

Tamaki: GAHK! Uhm.. Mo-mm-mori sempai.. *blushes*

Mori: *gives wtf stare and steps back a step*

haruhi: to be honest..yes I didn't know if I should be scared.. or to just..let things go the way it was haha :)

Hunny: Well I think neither.. I dont really think of haru chan that way *eats cake and hugs usa chan* but I do think she is Cute! haha! and of course I'll be happy to have cake with you!

Kyouya: I consider Haruhi as My friend.. but nothing more..I did consider the fact she would make a wonderful wife.. but the blondie has me beat.

Mori sempai: Mhm..No.

Host club: M-mori sempai O.o

hunny: haha :D

everyone: Uh.. we never considerd it.. tamaki: "we SHOULD TOTALLY VIS- Kyouya; "No you bimbo we still have classes" Tamaki: "sorry mommah.. :(

Everyone -haruhi: The only ones who.. REALLY work out is hunny and mori sempai with there ninja skillz.. the rest of us get exercise from bosses crazzy ideas..

Tamaki: *sweat drops..*/ pushes haruhi out of room so she cant hear them/ ..I

Hik/Kar: Us.

Kyouya: *writes down names*

hunny: *silent* haru chan is like a sister to me! haha!

Mori: *looks at hunny with a small smile* *silent*

Everyone: were not really fawned of the fact.. Money isnt everything but if we dont have it.. were lost.. *everyone laughs nervously* and the looks just add on! :)

Kyouya: another marriage? you might have to fight with Shadowkinsqueen and the others.. who ever is lef alive wins. nuff said.. thanks for your question tho.. Ill take it into account.

Nicole/Author: Well! Thats all today!, Thank you who all asked question 9 reviews already! last night it was only 4! wow! Thanks guys! *wipes away anime tears* your so nice! Please review your questions if you have any! also- New commers are aloud also! if you don't have an account you can still review! please do not mind the grammar mistakes these were alot of questions and I had little time! *girl who is lazzy to read over the story/questions etc* so.. bare with me ill do better next time! *bows* Gomen..

Love: Nicole xOx 3

Host club: Thank you Lovely Princess! for the wonderful questions- We'll see you soon!