The third year Snape was expecting a singing howler to show up during the last meal of the year, only it didn't. No, this year it showed up the day before. As he though about his plans for the next days meal (having the house elves bring it to his chambers instead of making his way to the great hall), he ignore the many birds flying in and out of the hall. As he had no reason to think he would be receiving a letter this morning he had no reason to pay attention. Then a bright red envelope was dropped onto his lap.

Severus stared at the already smoking letter, and then promptly cursed. Pomona, who was sitting next to him that morning, swiftly turned with wide eyes, ready to tell him off for cursing when there were students within ear shot. He really didn't care at that moment, and it wasn't like the little brats didn't hear worse from each other on, probably, a nearly daily basis. Thankfully, when she notice the ruby colored envelope in his hands, she held out on the lecture, and instead said, " Oh dear."

" Quite right," McGonagall agreed with Sprout from Snape's other side. The man between them just grumbled, preparing for the worst as he knew he wouldn't make it out of the hall in time. Then as he reluctantly opened the letter, knowing that at least it would be a touch quieter this year because he did not let it get to the point of exploding, he realized that it was much worse that what he thought it might be.

"Hiya, Barbie

Hi, Ken!
You want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say "I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch
You can play
If you say "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say "I'm always yours"

Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well, Barbie, we are just getting started
Oh, I love you, Ken"

Snape stared at the letter as it was consumed in flames. He wished he could remove his ears. Why, he thought, did that song even exist, and who would have the audacity to send it to him in the form of a Howler. While he did have longer to look for the culprit than he had the previous two years, he was doubtful of actually finding anything. The search was made indefinitely harder due to what little evidence he had going up in flames.

As Severus stalked out of the hall, he made sure to glare at every student who laughed. He proceeded to glare at every student who chuckled at him through out the day. He was thankful that they were long out of classes, but also wished they were if only so he could take points away from the students. Unfortunately, he thought to himself, he couldn't start taking points off for the next year, or 3 of the houses would be starting in the negatives.