Author's Note: Wow. I am typing up this fanfic WAY too fast. Ah, well, "One Piece: Parallel Works" will be updated soon, so, it's not like i'm putting all my fanfiction time and energy into this fic.

Disclaimer: Eichiiro Oda still owns One Piece. I am just a One Piece fangirl with One Piece merchandise and OCs.


Shanks awoke the next morning in his hotel room. He could now feel some sort of weight on his chest that wasn't there when he passed out in the Aria the previous night.

"Mihawk, what time is it?" Shanks groggily asked his bromatic partner.

"9:15," Mihawk anwsered, not looking up from the paper he read. As Shanks got up from the bed, Mihawk gasped.

"Shanks, please put a shirt on," Mihawk requested.

"What for?" Shanks asked before he looked down and saw two things men don't have.

"WHAT THE HELL? WHY AM I A CHICK?" Shanks - now with a female voice - cried.

"I think it was the guy from last night with the German accent and the fishnets. I was fighting off the guy with the orange and white hair and I didn't notice that you became a woman until now," Mihawk explained. Shanks sunk to the ground.

"Dear God... Now i'm going to have to wear panties and a bra. I want my manliness back," Shanks groaned.

"I hope you don't mean what every Shanks fangirl that's reading this is thinking," Mihawk told Shanks. A loud knock was heard at the door. Mihawk anwsered the door to Crocodile, who was in tears.

"Crocodile, what's wrong? Are you in so much pain from a hangover that you can't even go out today?" Mihawk asked Crocodile.

"No, not that," Crocodile sobbed like a little girl.

"Did somebody outside of the wedding party find out about the wedding?" Mihawk asked Crocodile.

"No, not that," Crocodile sobbed like a little bitch.

"Then, what happened?" Mihawk asked angrily.

"Doflamingo is missing!" Crocodile shrieked like an okama.

"Don't worry, Crocodile, Shanks and I are just about to get breakfast, so, we'll talk at the buffet. I believe that something happened to Shanks as well," Mihawk explained. A few minutes later, the three were eating breakfast at the buffet.

"So, Mihawk, who's the hot chick?" Crocodile asked Mihawk, who facepalmed.

"That's Shanks! He was turned into a girl! How do you explain THIS?" Mihawk asked Crocodile as he banged his fists on the table.

"Well, I can explain," Shanks explained.


*Begin Flashback, the Previous Night*

Mihawk was trying to fight off a man with white and orange hair who wore clothing of the same color scheme.

"You're not getting away from us!" Mihawk yelled.

"Yoo-hoo, Inazuma, time to go!" The art thief who dressed like a stripper called out. The man Mihawk was fighting - Inazuma - pushed Mihawk off of him.

"We'll be going now. But, don't look for us," Inazuma advised the group as he turned to his accomplice. "Well, Ivankov, you know what to do."

"Death vink!"

With a puff of pink, sparkly smoke, Ivankov and Inazuma disappeared and Shanks was unconscious on the ground. Everyone grew silent.

"What just happened?" Luffy asked everyone.

"That's what we all want to know, Luffy!" Nami, Zoro, Usopp, Ace, Sabo, Vivi, Kazuma, Yuki-Rin, Hana, Doflamingo, Crocodile, Mihawk, and Yasopp yelled.

"Well, it looks like Shanks passed out from something. Usopp and I will take him to the hospital and get him checked out, and we will drop him off at his hotel later," Yasopp explained. "Does anybody know where he's staying at?"

"The Green Valley Ranch. It's an obscure, but beautiful, place off of the strip," Mihawk explained as Yasopp and Usopp picked up Shanks.

"Thanks, Mihawk. You, Doflamingo, and Crocodile can go back to your hotel if you want, and we'll just drop Shanks off when we're done at the hospital," Yasopp explained.

"Dad, what about Luffy and everyone else?" Usopp asked Yasopp.

"Oh, they can just go back to wherever they're staying at... Or, get drunk, if they're over 21," Yasopp explained. About an hour later, Yasopp and Usopp were taking the now conscious Shanks back to Green Valley Ranch from the hospital.

"Thanks for the ride," Shanks thanked Yasopp and Usopp as he stepped out of the car. He was now female thanks to the Death Wink.

"No problem. Is their anything we can do for you on this trip?" Yasopp asked Shanks.

"Well, you could -" Shanks said before the sounds of an ice cream truck driving by cut him off.

"Holy motherf[bleep]k, it's an ice cream truck!" Yasopp yelled before slamming on the brakes and driving after the ice cream truck. Shanks sweatdropped.

"They seriously have ice cream trucks this late in the night?" Shanks thought to herself as she made her way back to her room.

*End Flashback, Revert to the Present Time*


"Wow, that was eye-opening," Mihawk commented.

"But, what about Doflamingo?" Shanks asked the two.

"I think I know what happened," Crocodile said.


*Begin Crocodile's Flashback, the Previous Night*

After dropping Mihawk off at his room, Crocodile and Doflamingo went downstairs to the bar to drink and discuss the wedding in a manly matter.

"The big day is coming up. I love you, Patty Cakes," Crocodile said to Doflamingo in a manly matter.

"I love you, too, Pizza Sauce," Doflamingo said to Crocodile in a manly matter.

"Uhh... Pizza sauce?" Crocodile asked Doflamingo.

"Yeah! You heard me! I couldn't think of any pick-up names, so, yeah!" Doflamingo boasted before taking a drink of his beer.

"Touché," Crocodile said as he and Doflamingo toasted their drinks. An hour later, they were getting ready to go back to their room.

"So, Doflamingo, what sights shall we see tomorrow?" Crocodile asked Doflamingo.

"I want to see the shops at Caesar's, New York New York, and -" Doflamingo said before the sounds of an ice cream truck driving by were heard.

"Holy motherf[bleep]k, it's an ice cream truck!" Doflamingo yelled before running off in search of the ice cream truck.

"Remember to come back to the room after you get your ice cream!" Crocodile reminded Doflamingo.

*End Crocodile's Flashback, Revert to the Present Time*


"So, let me get this straight; Doflamingo ran off after an ice cream truck?" Shanks asked Crocodile.

"Seriously. I thought nothing of it and went to sleep. When I awoke, Doflamingo was still gone," Crocodile explained.

"Are you sure Doflamingo didn't go chasing off after that ice cream truck?" Mihawk asked Crocodile.

"No. I'm sure he's in this city somewhere," Crocodile said.

"Drunk or sober?" Mihawk asked Crocodile.

"I dunno! I'm not a fucking psychic!" Crocodile cried.


True to Crocodile's word, Doflamingo was still in the Las Vegas area, but, he was in the MGM Grand and NOT alone.

"Leave me alone!" Doflamingo cried to his attacker, kidnapper, or stalker. Then, an ice cream truck drove by.

"Holy motherf[bleep]k, it's an ice cream truck!" Doflamingo's attacker said before running off. Doflamingo sighed.

"And, so, the saga begins," Doflamingo said to himself as he hugged his knees to his chest.


Ending Note: I think there was an ice cream truck driving around after dark because this fanfic is set in Las Vegas. XD

Review if you want to see Mihawk and Crocodile take Shanks shopping for bras. (That's actually going to be in the next chapter. I'm not joking)