COMMENT RESPONSES
Shiranai Atsune- Heather was the second person to arrive on the island and got into a fight with Emma during the challenge. Also, Noah and Emma are one of my OPTs so don't expect me to break them up! Someone tries but they love each other a lot. However since you like them so much, you will really enjoy something that happens to them later. Don will appear in a chapter later down the line and I didn't bring the ice dancers back because the only plot I could think of for them was to just annoy Chris and Heather, not to mention I don't really like Josee.
Jaqwon14- The villain will be obvious to the readers, but does a better job on screen with covering their tracks.
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"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island, we met our 36 campers for the season and they had to perform in their first challenge! Bungee jumping into gorge, looking for puzzle pieces! Some did better then others (Clip of Izzy coming out with three pieces, followed by Alejandro dropping one). But the funniest moment went to Samey, who, with some help from Duncan and Zoey, had her sister show off a bit more then she would have liked(Shot of Amy falling into the gorge with her undies showing and the cast's reactions). Who will show off more then they would have liked this episode? Find out on Total! Drama! Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
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The sunrises showing the spa hotel. The camera then cuts into the building where everyone minus Izzy, is enjoying breakfast.
"This is some of the greatest food I have ever tasted tasted," Emma said as she took another bite of her food.
"Well, it's not the greatest thing in this room," Noah said to his girlfriend, who blushed. Before anyone knew what was happening, the snarky couple were feeding each.
"Uck! Get a room!" Heather yelled at the duo, who completely ignored her.
"Someone is a little jealous," Anne Maria teased.
"Says the girl who can't get over a personality of a guy who is engaged!" Heather shot back. Anne Maria just glared, knowing she lost. DJ just sat in the middle of everyone, confused.
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DJ- "Man, Mama always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Clearly some people didn't get that lesson from their parents!"
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The scene shows the inside of the girl's cabin. Amy is the first to wake up and gets the shock of her life as Izzy stood over her, grinning.
"Izzy! What the heck!" Amy shrieked, waking up the other girls.
"Have you seen any yellow magical triangles wearing a top hat and bow tie around here[1]?" Izzy asked the twin, completely ignoring her annoyance.
"What? No! Go bother someone else!" Amy hissed at her. Izzy shrugged and jumped to Gwen's bed, who jumped in shock at the crazy redhead.
"Seen any magic triangles around here?" Izzy repeated her question.
"No, but maybe you should go check the washrooms," Gwen responded. With a war cry, Izzy ran from the cabin. "It's easier to just go with it," The goth to said the others, who were beginning to question her sanity.
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Izzy- "That crazy triangle thinks he's so clever! But I WILL FIND HIM AND BRING HIM JUSTICE!"
Gwen- "This isn't the first time Izzy has gone searching for something weird. I mean, back in World Tour, she went elf hunting and on the Island, she kept diving into the water to look for a town of fish people that made really good hamburgers[2]!"
Amy- "Izzy gave me the fright of my life this morning! She better not do that again or it's a one way ticket the the Boat of Losers!"
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Zoey, after being shocked awake by Amy's screams, decided to go wash up before eating whatever Chef was going to serve them. When she reached the washrooms, she found Duncan outside.
"Duncan, what are you doing?" Zoey questioned her friend.
"I know this hard to believe, but I think Chris may have actually tapped into the show's budget and bought new washrooms!" Duncan told his friend, whose reaction was just disbelief. "So I did what I do best, vandalised it," He said as he took a step back, revealing a skull carved into the wood. Zoey playfully rolled her eyes at her friend and went to go shower.
"Classic red," Duncan said playfully.
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Duncan- "Mike, just to set this straight, I do not have a crush on Zoey! We are just friends!"
Zoey- "I'm willing to bet Duncan did something like this, but I don't have feelings for him!"
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"Can Chef burn anything other then eggs? LeShawna wondered as she sat down by Harold and poked at her food.
"I'm going to go with no," Jasmine said as she sat down at one of the many tables.
"I don't know what you guys are talking about! This stuff is great!" Owen said as he shoveled the burnt eggs into his mouth.
"You keep telling yourself that Owen," Noah said as the people who had spent the night into the hotel came in. The group heard a scream and turned to find that Izzy had tied Duncan and Zoey together.
"Izzy, what the /censored/?" Duncan barked at his captor. He tried adjusting his position so that his face wasn't 5 centimeters from Zoey's.
"Make out, now!" The redhead ordered. Duncan just tried to pull further away and Zoey started doing the same. Soon, Chris had come into the mess hall announce the next challenge, but instead chose to laugh at Duncan and Zoey trying to break out of the ropes with Izzy trying to push their heads together.
"While, I would love to let this go on for a while, it's time to start you to start your next challenge." The host finally said.
"Thank god!" Duncan said. Izzy frowned and started to push harder.
"Meet me at the beach in 5 minutes. Oh, and wear your swimsuits." The host told the cast before leaving.
"Thank the lord we voted that viking girl out, I don't want to see her in a swimsuit," Jo gagged.
"At least it's not Sugar in a swimsuit," Jasmine winced.
"I think I would need to pull my eyes out if I saw that," Duncan said, earning him a chuckle from Gwen, despite still having a small grudge. After hearing that, a few campers moved to help him from his ropes and get Izzy off him.
"What are you talkin' about! I'll look great!" Sugar's voice said. Everyone looked around to see where the annoying pageant queen's voice came from. Suddenly, Sugar burst from the floor boards, clearly mad as she stormed over to the punk, who had been massaging his joints now that he was free.
"Quit comin' back here, girly!" Chef roared as she grabbed Sugar and threw her over his shoulder.
"Um, I'm going to get my swimsuit on," Scott said as he headed for the washroom.
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Duncan- He is still massaging his joints, but now he is in his trunks. "Man, that rope really cuts off your circulation. But if Izzy and I both lose today, she gets my vote, no matter what!"
Zoey- She is also massaging her joints, and is her bathing suit. "O.K, Mike, I know we agreed that we were inviting everyone to our wedding, but Izzy keeps this up, she's not coming!"
Gwen- She is also in her swimsuit. "O.K, even Izzy should be able to get that Zoey is engaged to Mike and I'm decently sure Duncan has a crush on me. That little weasel knows he's going to have his work cut out for him." She realized what she said. "NOT THAT I CARE!"
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"Welcome players to the White Water Obstacle Course!" Chris announced.
"Isn't that just-"
"Shut it!" Chris interrupted Scarlett. "We couldn't get the rights!"
"So you didn't have a backup plan for the challenge?" Topher questioned the host.
"Whichever team gets him, throw the challenge and vote him out," Chris continued. "Moving on, you will all be split into 5 teams of 7. Each team will go separately and each member must do one of the obstacles. First up is the White Water Rapids, in which you must ride down the rapids and grab 3 flags from 5 poles that will be suspended over the water. After you finish, tag the next team member will cross the Wheel of Doom! It's a platform moving counter clockwise with two sweeper bars moving in the other direction, one that will hit you in a lower region and one that will hit you in a higher region." Many of the boys winced at hearing the lower region. "Next up is the Wobble Planks! For this one, you need to get across very thin and wobbly planks without falling. Next up is the Punching Wall of Pounding. All you need to go is run across without being punched of the platform. Then, the next teammate does the Cookie Cutter! You need to dodge the giant hammers on a narrow platform over shark infested water!" All of the contestants gasped at that.
"Couldn't that kill someone?" MacArthur asked in concern.
"Meh, I think it's great TV!" Chris responded. "Moving on, we have the Swing Set Shocker. All you need to do it hold onto the monkey bars and make it over a pond full of jellyfish!" Yet again many of the campers looked nervous, but Chris ignored them. "The final obstacle are the Bouncy Butts. All you need to do is bounce from each one and land on the final platform to end your team's time. First 3 teams to finish get immunity, with the first team in the hotel. Last two teams are sending a person home." Chris finished.
"That sounds hard!" Rodney stated the obvious.
"Hello! This is Chris! Do you think any challenge won't have chance at killing us or being hard." Gwen ranted at the farm boy. However, Rodney didn't hear anything she said. He just saw her with cherubs and hearts around her face.
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Rodney- "Breaking up with Amy is gonna be hard, but Gwen and I have something really special!"
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"Moving on, here are your teams! Team Number 1 is Brick, Jasmine, Amy, Samey, Lorenzo, Jo and Harold!" Chris read off. Jasmine and Samey high fived as Amy glared at them. Lorenzo let out a cheer and Jo just groaned.
"Gosh! Stop being a stick in the mud!" Harold yelled at the jockette who shoved him to the ground, much to Duncan and Gwen's enjoyment. Gwen soon realized she was laughing with Duncan and punched him in the arm.
"Ha Ha!" Chris laughed at the punk. "Team Number 2 is Rodney, Izzy, DJ, Brody, Kitty, Anne Maria and Zoey!" Brody and Kitty immediately high fived while Anne Maria glared at Zoey. "Oooo! Tension! My favorite!" The host said like a little girl who was seeing her favorite pop star. "Team 3 is Duncan, Gwen, LeShawna, B, Dawn, Max, and MacArthur." Duncan grinned when he realized he had Gwen, but glared when he saw MacArthur, who returned the gesture. On the flip side, Dawn and B were smiling when they saw each other.
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B- He doesn't speak(like normal) but makes a heart symbol with his hands.
Dawn- "I have always been fond of B. He is very sweet and even if he doesn't worship nature the way I do, he never goes out of his way to harm it."
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"Team 4 is Bridgette, Ezekiel, Bridgette, Scott, Courtney, Geoff, Heather and Alejandro." Chris announced. Scott and Courtney were pleased to have each other again, as were Geoff and Bridgette. Alejandro and Heather were less then thrilled.
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Alejandro- "While it seemed like I was excited to see Heather, my rage for her shaming my name has returned and she will go next!"
Heather- "As if I was happy to see Ale-jerk-dro! He got me sent home in All-Stars and he needs to pay!"
"Our final team is Emma, Noah, Owen, Topher, Mary, Scarlett, and Rock!" Chris stated.
"Did you even try with this team!?" Noah sarcastically asked.
"Hey, all the interesting people were on other teams! Topher is nothing but a wannabe me, Emma is a clone of Courtney, Mary barely spoke, you're lazy, Owen's a fart machine, all Scarlett did was try and blow up the island and Rock is as smart as his name."
"Hey!" A chorus of voices angrily came at the host, who didn't get why they were mad.
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Topher- "I'm interesting! Why do you think to producers are going message me about being the new host." He whined as he held up the phone.
Emma- "While, I may be similar to Courtney, I was born first, meaning I am not her clone!"
Courtney- "Crap! When I learned that Emma was a law student, I was hoping to become friends. But, of course Chris won't let me have anything nice!
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"Moving on, you have five minutes before the challenge, so I'd plan." Chris told the cast before heading for a viewing box.
Team 1 (Brick, Jasmine, Amy, Samey, Lorenzo, Jo and Harold)
"O.K, does anyone have any requests for obstacles or should I just put you on something random?" Jo asked her team.
"I think I could handle the rapids," Jasmine stated. "Plus, I wouldn't need to risk jumping,"
"Sounds good to me!" Jo told the aussie. "Anyone else want to pick something for themselves."
"I think I could handle the wheel," Lorenzo piped up.
"O.K!" Brick saluted. "I think I could deal with the Cookie Cutter. Jo, I think you would be pretty good on the monkey bars," He added. Jo blushed a little before grinning.
"You got that right," The gym buff said as she flecked.
"Amy can do the bouncy butts! We saw enough of her butt in the last challenge." Samey joked.
"Hey! I'm the one who's supposed to humiliate you! Not the other way around!" Amy hissed at her sister.
"Perfect! Mean twin does the Bouncy butts!" Jo interrupted. "So that leaves the nice twin and toothpick man for the Wobble Planks or the Punching wall!"
"Don't be so rude! Gosh!" Harold complained, but didn't get the apology he wanted.
"Oh! Is that you how want to play? Toothpick is on the punching wall and the nice twin gets the planks," Jo declared. Everyone but Harold nodded.
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Harold- "Gosh! Why can't anyone be nice to me!"
Chris-(From outside the confessional) "Because you're a boring nerd with no social skills!"
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Team 2 (Rodney, Izzy, DJ, Brody, Kitty, Anne Maria and Zoey)
"Izzy wants to do the Cookie Cutter! Izzy wants to do the Cookie Cutter!" Izzy chanted when the team came together.
"O.K! You can do it!" Kitty said, raising her voice. "I think I can handle the wheel,"
"I think I could take on the planks," Zoey chimed in, earning another glare from Anne Maria.
"I'm a surfer so I think I could handle the rapids." Brody added.
"Is there anything I can do that won't ruin my nails?" Anne Maria asked her team.
"Um…...you could do the Punching Wall or the Bouncy Butts," Kitty stated, confused as to why someone would risk a million bucks for the sake of their looks.
"An, I'll do the wall," Anne Maria decided.
"O.K! I think I'm strong enough to do the monkey bars," DJ said.
"I guess that leaves Rodney on the butts!" Brody said, getting a giggle out of some of his teammates.
Team 3 (Duncan, Gwen, LeShawna, B, Dawn, Max, and MacArthur)
"Let me handle the rapids. Trust me," Duncan told his team. No one questioned him as he got his famous sneer when he said it. Well, no one questioned him other then Max.
"And why should YOU get to the rapids?" Max asked. LeShawna and Gwen moved back, not knowing what Duncan was going to do.
"What's that? You want to do the punching wall? O.K!" Duncan said, pretending he couldn't hear Max.
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Duncan- "I watched last season and I found Max REALLY annoying. Shocked they kept him in so long. But, I thought it would be funny to put him on the Punching Wall. Harold, you lucked out this season!
Gwen- "O.K, I'll be honest here, I found Max annoying so I did a laugh little when Duncan put him on the Punching Wall. Still don't have any feelings for the that creep."
Max tried to protest, but couldn't when all of his team was dead set on him doing it. He just resigned to his fate and went to go find something to cover his groin. B started making motions so the team turned to Dawn.
"I sense B wants me to do the planks, MacArthur to do the wheel, LeShawna to do the Cookie Cutter, Gwen to do the monkey bars, and he'll do the Bouncy Butts," Dawn inferred. B gave a thumbs up, signaling she was right.
"Dawn, stop telling everyone what B is thinking! I want him talk for ratings!" Chris shouted at Dawn through a loudspeaker.
"Why must you always be in control?" Dawn asked the host complete sincerely. "Is it because you were always pushed around during high school because you had glasses?" Every cast member burst into laughter at that last comment and Chris tried to make himself look small.
Team 4 (Ezekiel, Bridgette, Scott, Courtney, Geoff, Heather and Alejandro)
"Let's get the obvious problem out of the way, who's doing the Cookie Cutter?" Heather asked her team. Almost everyone turned to Scott.
"There is no way on this god forsaken island you are getting me to that! I still have nightmares about the inside of the shark's mouth! So cold and slimy!" Scott whimpered as he hugged himself.
"I'll do it!" Courtney volunteered, shocking her team other then Scott who just looked thankful.
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Courtney- "I only did that so that Scott wouldn't get mad at me!"
Scott- "Thank you so much Courtney!"
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"Can I do the Rapids?" Bridgette requested. "It's the only thing remotely like surfing that I will ever get to on the show."
"Sure," Heather shrugged. "You'll probably do the best out of anyone on the team." Bridgette got so happy and caught up in the moment that she ran up to Heather and hugged her. Bridgette realized what he was doing and pulled away, leading to a very awkward moment between them.
"I do the punching wall, I mean, I can't lose any more brain cells," Geoff joked, getting laughs from some of his teammates.
"You saw my skill on the Food Fight obstacle course, the bouncy butts should be no problem for me," Alejandro bragged. This earned him an eye roll from Heather.
"Well, I bet I could do that wheel in about half the time it takes you to do the stupid butts!" Heather hissed at him.
"That works," Courtney said, confirming Heather for the Wheel of Doom. "That leaves Scott and Ezekiel and the Wobble Planks or the Swing Set Shock."
"I think I could do the monkey bars, eh," Ezekiel piped up.
"I guess that leaves me on the planks," Scott finished.
Team 5 (Emma, Noah, Owen, Topher, Mary, Scarlett, and Rock)
"O.K, ver-, I mean team, do any of you have requests?" Scarlett asked her team, praying no one caught her slip up.
"I think I would do satisfactorily on the planks, seeing as in order to get across one would need to calculate the weight needed put on each plank and.." Mary began to ramble, but was stopped by Noah.
"O.K! No need to do techno babble, we get it." Noah told the genius, who stopped talking and stepped back.
"I used to play on the monkey bars, like all the time! I bet I could rock them." Rock said.
"Go nuts," Noah deadpanned. Rock started to play air guitar, but everyone just chose to ignore him and deal with a bigger problem, Topher. The Chris wannabe refused to pay attention to the group and annoyed the rest of his team.
"All in favor of putting him on the punching wall, raise your hand and say I," Scarlett grinned, as did the rest of the team and raised their hand.
"Very well," Scarlett said evilly as she sneered at the oblivious Topher.
"Moving on from creeping staring, I think Emma should the bouncy butts. I mean, she is a really good gymnast." Noah said, causing his girlfriend to blush.
"Well, if Noah said I could do it, I bet I can!" Emma bragged.
"Awwwwwww!" Owen gushed.
"That leaves the wheel, Cookie Cutter, and rapids and Owen, Noah, and Scarlett," Emma noted.
"I think I could deal with the wheel," Noah said, beginning seem disinterested.
"I know this will seem odd, but I think having Owen do the rapids would be the best case scenario for us." Scarlett deduced. "Because of his weight, the water wouldn't knock him off easily and the only problem would be him missing flags."
"That makes a lot of sense," Mary said.
"I guess that leaves Scarlett on the the Cookie Cutter. Oh, sorry," Rock said to the redhead.
"It's fine, I make due." Scarlett said.
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"Attention all teams! It's time for the challenge to start! Team 1, get to your obstacles and the rest of the teams head to the bleachers!" Chris said through the loudspeakers.
"Hey guys! What am I doing again?" Topher asked as he ran after his team.
"You on the punching wall," Noah told him. Topher quickly panicked.
"I can't do the punching wall! I ruin my winning face!" The Chris wannabe begged. His team, however continued to ignore him.
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Noah- "I know that putting Topher on the wall seems dumb, but all he does is sit around on his phone, trying to make a dream that will never happen come true.
Topher- "Aw man, I can't let those gloves destroy my face! But don't worry I've got a plan!"
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"Alright team 1, you can start…..NOW!" Chris said as he blew his air horn.
Team 1 (Brick, Jasmine, Amy, Samey, Lorenzo, Jo and Harold)
Jasmine was at the top of a large river, standing on an inflatable raft. She had an oar to tell help steer and soon she was off. Due to being from the outback, she had little problems keeping herself steady as the water whipped her around. Her height was also an advantage as she didn't need to jump for the flags, meaning she was able to grab 3 with ease. Just for fun, she grabbed flags at the last two arcs as well.
"Jasmine grabs all 5 five flags! Which will shave a full minute off her team's time!" Chris announced, causing Jasmine's team to cheer and the other teams to groan. Jasmine's raft hit a rock, allowing the giantess to jump to the first platform and tag Lorenzo, who was beginning to regret his discussion.
"You can do this," Lorenzo started repeating to himself as he jumped onto the wheel. Almost instantly, the lower sweeper bar came at him, but he was able to jump over it. He ran hard as the wheel was pushing in the opposite and managed to reach the end just before the higher bar nailed him in the face. He pulled himself onto the platform and tagged Samey.
"You'll do great!" Lorenzo told the nice twin as he gave her a thumbs up. Samey smiled as she started on the planks. She was able to get across easily as her thin body didn't cause the planks to move much.
"Omg, I did it!" Samey said happily as she tagged Harold. The lanky nerd started to cross and seemed like he was going to say something, but was punched by gloves in the face, stomach and groin at the same time. Many male contestants winced as Harold fell into the water. He swam over to the ladder and tried again, making it across but suffering several punches. He tagged Brick as he fell over. As for the cadet, he started to quickly make his way across the beam, doing his best to dodge the hammers. Just as he was about to finish, a hammer caught him off guard. Everyone watched as Brick tried to pull himself back up, freshwater sharks snapping at him every couple seconds. After what seemed like forever(really just 30 seconds), Brick got up and finished his run, tagging Jo. As the jockette, she gripped the first bar, but she found it very slippery.
"GAH! What did you do? Coat the bars in butter?" Jo shouted at the booth. Chef, in response held up a bucket full of butter with a paintbrush in it. Jo remained undaunted and swung across the bars like an ape(For some, that may not be very hard to picture), and made to the other side.
"Ha! Too easy!" Jo bragged as she tagged Amy. The mean twin groaned as she jumped onto the first butt. Her light weight allowed her to be bounced around and landed on the final platform face first.
"Team one final time, counting Jasmine's bonus, comes out to 4 minutes and 45 seconds! Good, but can it save them from elimination?" Chris said as team 1's time showed up on a giant digital clock on Chris' booth. Team 2 moved into their positions as they waited for Chris to tell them to start.
Team 2 (Rodney, Izzy, DJ, Brody, Kitty, Anne Maria and Zoey)
"Woohoo!" Brody yelled out as he started his run on the rapids, as well as his team's run. Due to his skills on a surfboard, he was easily able to stay on the board and grabbed flags from the first, third and fourth arc. The young bro gave Kitty a high five as he reached her platform.
"You got this!" Brody said as Kitty jumped on the wheel. While almost no one else noticed, Emma caught her little sister blushing a little.
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Emma- "After the race ended, I felt bad that I got Kitty's dream of getting an awesome boyfriend, so if she wants to go after Brody, who am I to stop her?"
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Back to the challenge, Kitty was doing very well on the wheel. She even managed to snap a selfie as she finished. The selfie queen gave Zoey a thumbs up as she tagged her. The redhead quickly ran across the planks, using her acrobatic skills to get across quickly. As soon as she approached Anne Maria, Zoey began coughing from the hairspray fumes.
"Anne Maria! Go!" Zoey said in between coughs.
"Alright! Keep your flower on!" Anne Maria told her love rival. The jersey shore reject made it across the wall very easily, by using her hair to break most of the gloves. She tagged Izzy, causing the crazy redhead let loose a war cry as she sprinted across the narrow platform. Towards the end, Izzy started jumping from hammer to hammer.
"Come back to me, my crazy angel!" Owen wailed, but Izzy ignored him.
DJ watched in awe at the crazy redhead, to point where Izzy had to smack him to get him to start his own obstacle.
"Oh, Momma, these are slippery!" DJ cried out as tried to swing from bar to bar. Unfortunately, the brickhouse slipped and was shocked repeatedly. Two people in what looked like medic outfits ran over with a stretcher, which DJ was placed, before being hauled off.
"Ouch!" Chris said over the loudspeaker. "I guess DJ is out of the challenge! But, if team 2 loses, he get immunity at the vote tonight." Everyone just shrugged as they turned to watch Rodney try the bouncy butts for the third time. The big farm boy finally managed to get all the way across the rubber obstacle, landing on the final platform.
"And team 2 final time is 5 minutes and 35 seconds! Team 1, you guys have immunity, but lowest time gets the hotel, so you may want to stick around!" Chris announced. Team 1 started to cheer, just happy they were all safe. "Team 3, time to get started!"
Team 3 (Duncan, Gwen, LeShawna, B, Dawn, Max, and MacArthur)
Duncan stood at the top of the river, oar in hand and his feet were planted on the raft. The punk quickly started down the path and when he reached the first arc, jumped up and grabbed all three flags.
"That's against the rules!" MacArthur shouted at Duncan, only getting a laugh from him and Chris.
"I never said you only had to grab one flag from each arc!" Chris shouted through the loudspeaker. MacArthur sighed but then remembered that was helping them win. MacArthur watched as Duncan's raft hit a rock, which caused him to go flying but was able to stick a landing.
"Still hate me?" The punk jokingly asked the cadet as he tagged her, who just grinned.
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MacArthur- "O.K! I'll admit it, Duncan is pretty cool. I mean, did you see his jump? Amazing!"
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Using her police training, MacArthur was able to move across the wheel, quickly, where she tagged Dawn. The moonchild didn't have much trouble either, as her thin body let her move across the bars without upsetting them to much. Max, being the snobby jerk he was, started waving his hand in Dawn's face, which she quickly smacked a bit harder then she should have. Clutching his hand, Max ran across the punching wall as fast as he could, suffering hits on his face, back, stomach, knees, and groin. He tagged LeShawna as he fell over in pain. As for her, the bigmouth sista was quickly moving across the balance beam, stopping only to dodge the hammer.
"That's how I roll!" LeShawna cheered for herself as she tagged Gwen. The goth wasted no time, jumping onto the bars and quickly swung from one side to the other.
"Good luck," Gwen told be as she tagged him. The silent brickhouse gave Gwen a thumbs up and flipped onto the first bouncy butt. The energy from the flip propel B across the rest of the rubber butts and B landed on the platform, feet first.
"Team 3 takes the lead with an amazing time of 3 minutes and 34 seconds!" Chris said through the loudspeaker. Duncan and B exchanged high fives as did LeShawna and Gwen. Dawn tackled B into a hug, while they ignored the groaning Max. "Team 4! Get in your positions,"
Team 4 (Ezekiel, Bridgette, Scott, Courtney, Geoff, Heather and Alejandro)
To say Bridgette was excited was an understatement. After 6 long seasons, she finally got to show off her surfing skills to her friends, her enemies, and even Chris. The surfer girl was quickly off and did amazing, grabbing flags from the 2nd, 4th, and 5th arcs.
"That was so much fun!" Bridgette said happily as she tagged Heather. "Can I go again?" Chris shook his head as the camera moved back to Heather, who was holding onto the higher bar for dear life. Thankfully for her team, she managed to jump off at the next platform.
"Ha! I told you I could do it!" Heather shouted to Alejandro as she tagged Scott. The spaniard just rolled his eyes. Scott was about to jump onto the plank when he felt hot air running down his back. Slowly turning around, Scott found himself face to face with his old rival, Fang.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Scott screamed as he raced across the planks, completely ignoring the fact he was doing his challenge. Only when Fang slipped off of one of the platform did Scott realize he had finished. Scott still looked on in shock as he tagged Geoff.
"This one is for you Bridge!" Geoff said as he pointed to his girlfriend. Several contestants caught a glimpse of something shiny on Geoff's finger.
"It looks like Mike and Zoey aren't the couple that plan to tie the knot!" Chris announced, causing Bridgette to blush.
"Congrats Gurl!" LeShawna told her friend as she walked over to the bleachers.
"Thanks LeShawna!" Bridgette said happily.
"When are you planning to have it," Gwen asked. She normally wasn't into things like this, but for her friend, she could make an exception.
"In a few months," Bridgette responded. In a higher row, Zoey blew a sigh of relief.
"Sorry about that but Mike and I are planning to have ours as soon as the show ends and we wanted to make sure everyone could come. Well, everyone except Izzy, possibly." The indie chick said to the rest of the girls. The camera cut back to Geoff, who was almost across the wall, when he slipped on a puddle and started flailing his arms, only to be nailed in the face by a glove.
"Oooo, that's gotta hurt," Chris said as Geoff pulled himself up and tagged Courtney. Geoff then spit a tooth out, causing Chris to burst into laughter. Chef just rolled his eyes. The camera then turned back to Courtney who was doing pretty well on the Cookie Cutter, only really stopping if a hammer got to close. She made it across before tagging Ezekiel, who slipped a few times but made it across. Alejandro flexed a few times before he jumped onto the first bouncy butt, flipping across each one and landing in a hand stand to finish the team's time.
"Team 4 final time is 4 minutes exact!" Chris said through the loudspeaker. "But as it turns out, Topher told me that all of team 5 has agreed to forfeit the challenge!"
"WHAT!" Everyone on team 5(minus Topher) cried. Chris just ignored them.
"But with that, Team 3 is in the hotel tonight and teams 2 and 5 are voting someone out!" Chris announced. Team 3 quickly burst into cheers and team 5 all glared at Topher, who was texting on his phone.
Confessional
Topher- "Yea, I told Chris we all planned to forfeit, but I needed to keep my face in perfect shape!"
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As Topher stepped out of the confessional, Scarlett popped out from behind it.
"Well, your face better mean more to you then a million dollars!" Scarlett sneered as Topher walked off.
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At the voting ceremony, everyone other then Topher and Rodney had a marshmallow. Topher looked confident while Rodney looked worried.
"Rodney, you are on the chopping block for taking a lot of time to do the bouncy butts." Chris told the farm boy who hung his head in shame. "Topher, you are on the chopping block for not helping in challenges and telling me your team was forfeiting the challenge today!" Topher description just earned him more glares from his team. "And the person going home is…."
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"Topher!" Chris announced as he tossed Rodney the last marshmallow.
"No! There has to be a mistake!" Topher wailed.
"I counted five times, boy! It was 13 to 1!" Chef shouted as he grabbed his phone and hauled Topher over his shoulder.
"Good riddance!" Chris said. "Will Lorenzo ever win Samey over? Can Brody find a date? Will Rodney ever find true love? Found out next time on Total! Darma! Revenge of Pahkitew Island!"
Votes
Topher- Rodney
Everyone else- Topher
Reason for elimination-
I personally despise Topher. I thought he was annoying and served no purpose to be in what I felt saved this amazing series. So I wanted get rid of him as soon as possible.
[1]- This is a shout out to one of the greatest villains in the last decade, Bill Cipher. Also #GravityFallsSeason3
[2]- This is a reference to bikini bottom from Spongebob, couldn't help myself seeing how he is getting back on his feet.
This whole episode was a tribute to one my favorite episodes from Total Drama Unfinished Business, so Stereotypical Vampire, if you read this, I love your story and I really hope you update soon!
Shocked you read this long but I have some big news…...TOTAL DRAMA IS COMING BACK! Holy S***! Shame we need to wait ANOTHER year but if my favorite show is coming back, I won't shoot the first CN worker I see. Speaking of that, if Galactic: Kids Next Door gets the green light, I'm throwing a party! Before I go, I need to say that I can't update this as often as I would have liked, so sit tight for the next update.
