A/N: Here's a new chapter for you all!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter; still not mine. OVV: still mine.
We walked over to megan. She was talking 2 our other friend alexis Mary Sue #4. Ppl like luna and herminee I forgot to mention last chapter for those of you who just a reading this, I inserted myself and my best friend in the story as Luna and Hermione (that's how you spell her name rite? Nope. Not in the slightest She's such a weirdo nerd Excuuuuuuuse me?) say that megan looks ugly it's because she is , but THEY MUST JUST BE RIGHT JEALOUS BECAUSE WE ARE OBVIOUSLY UGLY PRETTY OTHERWISE WE WOULDN'T SEND NUDE PICS whores AND MEGAN WOULDN'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE BOYFRIEND whore HM?
Oh yeah I didn't tell you about our boyfriends! All 4 of us have boyfriends *sighs*. I am dating Seamus poor boy , Megan is dating CeDric diggory you don't deserve this Cedric. You have the worst of luck (r patz is soooo hot isn't he?) Robert Pattinson is actually quite cool. He's really redeemed himself since he became the biggest Twilight hater. And Crabbs poor boy . And alexis is dating Goyle poor boy. Lesa wants to get a nose job, oh sorry, we were talking about the poor boys weren't we?. Go out with harry potter Run Harry. Run like the wind. because he is so freaking hot shallow birch and has really awesome and he plays football AND soccer . OH WOW.
Alexis is super UGLY pretty too, like Megan (even though Megan wears glasses there's nothing wrong with glasses!) Alexis has really long pretty curly blonde WHERE ARE THE COMMAS? hair and it makes me so jealous! She has a really long nose she really does though, and is WAY 2 pale there's a sparklepire in our midst. Megan is super pretty too, and she also has blonde hair I'm noticing a trend, but it's more like dirty blonde oh wow, what diversity! and she always ties it up and is pretty and everything, but she has glasses and is a bit fat I had a bit too much fun with that (im sorry, I had to say that otherwise people would say your name was mary Sue and that is so gross! lyke totally!)
I'm going to go on a date with Draco malfot and that is...? !" I exclaimed to them
"You are?" Alexis gasped. Don't worry, everybody! This won't be the last time you see that word! After all, every good troll had this hidden in there at least 20 times!
"But wait!" Lesa interupted uhmyGAWD, Lesa, you just have to go to interrupt everybody! "you are dating Seamus!"
"You could date both of them suggested Megan "I date 2 guys and it's just fine." *gigglesnort* not for long
"Should I?" I asked
"Yes!" Alexis cried Listen to the voice of reason that is Alexis!
"NO!" Lesa shouted loudly Jesus Christ, take a chill pill Lesa oh my god , making everyone jump just look at what you've done Lesa "you need to break up with Seamus right now! " Yes Mother.
I sighed. This sucked. Just like you Olivia!
By the way, I googled harry potter last night 4 more info and I need help we all knew that dearie with houses 4 livi and her besties. i think they should be gryffindirs ? because we are all HOT. Ravenclaws aren't that bad either...*strikes pose* but I don't want you in my house, go away!
A/N: So that was all. Please review!
