Hey guys I got nothing to say so on to the story. Oh I do this is my longest chapter ever I think.

The first person Naruto wanted to see was the Hokage. Naruto couldn't sleep for days knowing that he would see the old man again. But unfortunately he got some thing else he could hear the villagers whispering.

"The fox is back"

"Sharpen your knives because the demon has returned"

"The demon he came to take our souls"

Naruto even saw a woman hide her child behind her when he was approaching. Naruto started to jump on buildings in a hurry to get to the Hokage tower. He finally arrived. And he didn't bother to go through secretaries he just ran to the Hokage's office he slammed the door open and waited for the old man to say something. The Hokage looked up from his paper work he focused to see if his eyes were playing tricks on him. He got out of his chair and gave naruto a big bear hug. They both started laughing. They started to reminisce about past years naruto didn't tell about Itachi he just said that he had a powerful sensei. "Well I would like to enroll in the ninja academy" Naruto finally said. "Of course" Sarutobi agreed. "Ill do the paper work for you Ill tell Iruka about your entry and the next class will start in about two hours you can attend" The Hokage spoke. "Thanks old man" Naruto said. And with ought to warning naruto was gone.

Fifty five minutes later Naruto was strolling along he was about to sit down and get some ramen but a huge guy pushed him of his seat. Now when you haven't slept for days and you come back to a village that hates you and some fat ass punk pushed you off your seat you tend to get pretty pissed. That's how Naruto felt. Naruto punched the guy in the jaw causing him to fly of his seat. The guy got a glimpse of Naruto. "Fox" He yelled "You will pay" "Kiss my ass" Naruto replied. The guy ran to Naruto, and Naruto slung back his fist and punched the guy in the gut with ought even turning from his ramen bowl. The guy ran away. Naruto finished his ramen and bowed his head to the cook.

One hour later naruto was walking to the academy for class when he saw the guy and three of his goons in front of him laughing. "You are going to pay fox". Naruto sighed I don't have time for this to bad I can't saver the ass woopin I'm about to dish out. One charged at Naruto the boy side stepped and gave him a painful kick to the face. He put his hands behind his back. And jumped up to another's face level and kicked his face causing his nose to bleed. Naruto faced the original jack ass of the group he disappeared in front of the man and was now just inches from him. He kneed him in the balls. Kicked his side and slammed his head down.

Naruto was really really tired he wouldn't last much longer how does Gaara do it? He thought to himself. He was walking into the class. Iruka said " Welcome your new student class Naruto Uzumaki go sit up there Naruto". Naruto was walking to his assigned spot and he tripped on his jacket.

He could feel all the eyes in the classroom.

He is probably weak

No way he's compares to Sasuke

Fool

Dumb ass

Weakling

Idiot

Imbecile

Stupid kid

He's even weaker than me

Dead Last

He tripped on his own freaking coat

That's what the kids thought. Naruto could feel he was being judged by every one. He just sighed a deep sigh. He had to sit next to a pretty girl. Score!!! He thought. She had white eyes purple short hair and a very light beige jacket. She wasn't looking at him. Oh well. He thought. "Its graduation day" Iruka said. "Come up and perform a bunshin and a henge". Naruto fell asleep he couldn't hold it any longer.

"Naruto" Iruka said "Naruto" He said again "Naruto" He finally shouted. Naruto's head went straight up and he felt the cold eyes of his class mates again. He could hear them whisper "dead last" and that stuff when he was walking down. He performed the task easily. "He probably cheated or something" He could hear people say when he walked back up.

Iruka was calling teams "Sasuke" All the girls lit up. "Sakura" "Hell yea eat that Ino pig you bitch" Sakura screamed she started to do some funky end zone dance. "And Naruto" Sakura sat back down in horrible defeat when she heard the last name. Great I'm with the dead last Sasuke thought. "Wait for you teachers" Iruka said. Naruto and his teammates saw the teachers come and pick up the there students. But Naruto's teacher was no where in sight. Naruto was taking a nap. Sasuke was sitting there like the goth he is and Sakura was swooning over him. Kakashi came in "Sup" He said. "Sup is that all you have to say about it you're late" "Yo pink haired bitch you're giving me a fucking migraine" "Say that again dead last" Sakura defended. "Yo pink haired bitch you're giving me a fucking migraine" Naruto repeated. Sakura was about to assassinate him but Kakashi held her back. "Be nicer to your teammates" Kakashi told Naruto. "Meet me on the roof" Kakashi said. And he was gone in a puff of smoke.

Sasuke was going through hell ass he was walking up the stares with all of Sakura's love comments. Naruto was not with them. Sasuke opened the roof door to see naruto sleeping on the couch in front of Kakashi. Sakura punched him so he could make room for her and her prince charming. Naruto awoke to see his attacker "If you touch me again Ill rip off your eyelids gauge out your left eyeball and show the remaining one the sight I will then close my fist with the eyeball in hand and let the blood drip on your hand that touched me while you are paralyzed in fear I will rip of your arm with my hands and cut of your other hands fingers as a warning for it to abide by" Naruto said in a evil whisper. Sasuke couldn't help but smile at his new found joy. "You are dark Kakashi" said laughing. After the other two people got there final enjoyments Kakashi said "What are you're like your dislikes your dreams and so on Ill go first." Kakashi had his usual I'm don't feel like telling you mood. "Go ahead you with the pink long hair" "My name is Sakura. I like she giggled my dreams are she giggled and looked at Sasuke. I don't like that Ino bitch and failures like Naruto Uzumaki" She looked at him hoping to piss him of put he was sleeping. "Hey you Emo kid your turn" Sakura gave Kakashi the evil eye for saying that to her Price Charming. "My name is Sasuke Uchia I have no likes and dislikes my dream… well its more of a goal is to kill a man a certain man" Naruto got the idea of who it was I'm not letting this bastard touch my sensei he thought to himself. "Well I guess it's my turn" Naruto spoke. "I like ramen and about three people in my life I dislike whiny bitches like Sakura" Sakura was getting pissed. "My dream is to make the ones I love proud. Sasuke laughed "You make anyone proud you're too weak" Sakura joined in "He even tripped on his own coat it's a wonder how he even became a ninja" Sakura screamed. "I can wipe the floor with your ass" Naruto said. This Naruto kid is different "Well Kakashi said were having one more test meat me at the training grounds oh and don't eat breakfast you'll only throw up. See ya he said and left in a cloud of smoke.

"Let's see if you can back up all that talk" "Ok emo follow me to the training grounds" Sakura just tagged along. A couple of minutes later the trio where there. " Ill give you the first strike kid" Naruto said to Sasuke. Sasuke ran up to Naruto throwing a fist naruto caught it in his palm, twisted it from the sheer pain Sasuke fell to his knees every passing second naruto twisted harder and harder. Sakura was trembling for her boyfriend Naruto repeatedly kicked Sasuke in the stomach blood was dripping out his mouth. Naruto threw Sasuke back Sakura ran to save her beloved she had him in her arms "Not even worth my time" Naruto said. "You monster" Sakura shouted "No, no, no, no you just cheated there's no way Sasuke can be defeated it's impossible. Naruto walked of. " Come back and help him you monster" " He wanted the fight so no thank you bitch oh one more thing" Naruto walked up to Sasuke Sakura ready to protect him Naruto lowered to Sasuke level " How does it feel to get your as handed to you by someone so week" Naruto laughed and walked of to the Hokage tower.

"How do you like your new teammates" the Hokage asked. " What can I say ones a bitch and the other a bastard" Naruto replied. The Hokage was slytly shocked he thought that in the time he was gone he would've learned to like people a bit more. " Naruto I understand you don't have an apartment you can stay at one of the guest rooms here for a while you will see the one I given you two floors down and the second door to your left" The Hokage stated. "Thank you Hokage San."

Two hours later it was getting kind of dark so naruto was about to go to bed when he remembered what Kakashi said I have to wake up pretty early that aint cool ok so lets see that guy was late I'll just pray he's late again…And I really don't feel like facing the bitch oh well better get some rest.

Naruto woke up it was ten o clock he was hungry what did that guy say about eating breakfast forget it I'm hungry. Naruto ate two slices of buttered toast. And he was of while he was walking he met Kakashi on the way. "Hello sensei" Naruto called. "Late as usual I presume" The boy continued. Kakashi let out a small laugh. "You already know me so well but let's see how you do at the bell test". Naruto waved goodbye gave a smile and ran of to the training grounds.

At the training grounds he saw Sasuke in an arm cast and Sakuras swooning over him. Until she saw Naruto she went into a protective stance just for her Sasuke Kun "Chill bitch I'm not going to touch him". "Oh Kakashi is on his way" Naruto finished. Maybe I shouldn't have broke his arm with ought it he can't even do any Jutsu and limited taijutsu oh well I can handle Kakashi. And the bitch is virtually useless I'm sensing no Nin jutsu and barely any gen or tai jutsu. And they had the nerve to call me weak oh well I'm at one hundred percent so I have no problem Kakashi with his sharingan eye he'll probably not take these kids seriously or me so I might have the upper hand Ill just suppress my chakra so… crap I can't I didn't when I first met him so he'll be suspecting an attack or something strange oh well looks like I'll have to deal with the sharingan. Ill just let these kids go first and maybe Ill catch a few zs. Naruto planned. "What are you thinking idiot" Sakura said to Naruto. "Oh nothing he replied just thinking about giving you a missing limb to match his broken arm is all" Naruto said in a scary regular tone. "Yo" Kakashi said he had finally arrived. He explained the rules but naruto was sleeping.

" That idiot is sleeping well Sasuke is more than a match for Kakashi then he'll get the two bells and give one to me and then well get married" Sakura giggled. "What the fuck" Naruto said. He was right to Sakura in her tree when she said it. "Get out my tree bitch" Naruto kicked her out. Sakura was just about to curse him out when she saw her Sasuke in a bloody mess and shuriken in his limbs. "Sasuke" Sakura shrieked she went crazy. Sasuke could here her scream I guess that's my queue to go. Damn bitch she made me wake up Naruto thought Oh well better watch the fight with Sasuke and Kakashi Sasuke doesn't stand a chance.

Kakashi was reading his beloved book while Sasuke was violently attacking him. Sasuke used his good arm to do a hand stand and kick Kakashi. But Kakashi got a hold of his leg with ought even looking away from the book he spint him around and threw him at a tree pinning him with five kunai.

I guess it's my turn naruto called Naruto threw a senbon needle at Kakashi he caught it right in-between his fingers. But the senbon turned into a naruto clone and gave him a kick to the face witch Kakashi dodged with his palm he twisted the clones leg and it busted in a puff of smoke. Naruto came behind Kakashi in a flash. Sasuke and Sakura where shocked. Is he stronger than Sasuke? Sakura thought No no he's weak a dead last why would I ever even consider that. Naruto was giving Kakashi such a hard time he had to put away the book and use his sharingan. "Hmm glad to see you taking me seriously Kakashi" Naruto said to the teacher. Naruto did a Tiger seal. "Kyubi fox level one" he screamed. He already harnessed the power of the Kyubi maybe I should just give him a bell. Kakashi thought. Naruto he's leaking chakra red chakra. Sasuke thought. Naruto pulled out his sword it was now glowing red with the chakra naruto was channeling through it naruto smashed the sword to the ground and chakra came to Kakashi like a wave. Kakashi's body was ripped and torn buy the devastating attack. Naruto flashed through hand signs. Lato Reeta No jutsu, and light blue smoke came out of his mouth falling on to his sensei. I'm so cold I can't move. Naruto knelt down and picked a bell.

"Hey look I'm still a ninja and there's not a scratch on me". "Naruto there's no need to gloat" Kakashi said getting up. "Yes there is" Naruto replied "How does it feel to be upstaged again and again by a dead last". "You little…" Sasuke said charging to Naruto. It was a mistake that Sasuke did he looked at Naruto's eyes. When there eyes connected Sasuke was in another world. A red and black world. (Similar to Itachi's Illusion that he used on Kakashi.). Naruto was in front of Sasuke in this world. " Hmm we are in my sensei's realm Itachi's realm see unlike Itachi I cant control time and space in this realm its connected to the real world and the equivalent time we are in here is spent in the real world and I can only do things in here as I do out there" Sasuke couldn't move. "For example you are frozen I can freeze you in the real world but fortunately with this genjutsu I can use a lot less chakra than my master's technique." Naruto grabbed Sasuke's hands put Sasuke on the floor and Naruto put his foot on his head. " See with my version of the technique you don't feel pain on the outside but it doesn't mean you cant feel terrified of me" Naruto laughed. "I only got three more things to say" "One this technique only works on the weak minded and temperamental keep that in mind. Two you should be able to do the full version of this technique with your sharingan and all". Naruto yanked Sasuke's arm of, and blood was flying everywhere. "And three I can do that in the real world". Sasuke couldn't feel the pain but his pupils shrunk and he was terrified of Naruto. "You not even worth Itachi's time.

Kakashi passed all of them and then came hell for the past month they had to do boring ass D missions. " This is getting gay" Naruto spoke to the Hokage . His group was next to him. " Have it your way Naruto Ill give you guys a C mission you must escort a man name Tazuna.