A/N:

Teller14-djb: Ready for the next chapter? I hope so.

Clockwork: How do you think Shawn is doing with Bradley and Ms. Eastman?

Teller14-djb: Let's find out CW. Silver tongue…ACTIVATE!

Chapter 2: Unintentional Exodus

Shawn's POV

Brad set me down and put his hands behind his back. Every kid in the cafeteria stopped throwing food and sat down. It was eerily silent in there for a while, until I asked Ms. Eastman, "How did you get here so fast?" She stepped to the side to reveal Luna. "You saved me so I thought I'd return the favor," she said. That made me smile. Many people wonder why I'm friends with her but to me the answer is simple: it doesn't matter how weird she seems, Luna is the most loyal person there is.

"Now then," Ms. Eastman crossed her arms. "Which one of you started this mess?" Fisher pointed at me but everyone else in the cafeteria pointed to him. "Bradley Fisher, my office. Now." Fish Face grumbled a few words before he stormed off. "Now as for the rest of you, I will check the security cameras to see what really happened. So hopefully you're all telling the truth. And you two." Ms. Eastman talked quieter to Luna and me. "Keep looking after each other." When she left the room, the bell rang signaling it was time for our next class.

-AT-

"I'm home Star," I called as I opened the door to my house. To my surprise, Mom was standing at the stairs cross armed and glaring at me with Dad by her side. "And apparently so are you two." "Anything you want to explain to us," Dad questioned. "I got a ninety-five in my math exam?" They still glared. "Okay eighty-five." "Anything involving lunch?" "Luna," I whispered. Star finally showed up and sat next to me. "Looks like it's time to feed Star so I'll just-" "Not so fast."

"Ms. Eastman called," Mom explained. "She said you started a food fight at lunch. To save your friend." Star started whimpering uncontrollably. "Maybe I should feed her no-" "Up bub. Stay. Both of you." I looked at Star who looked back at me with a saddened expression. "Now I commend you heroics today, but there's still a matter of your punishment." "A week?" "Try a month." I walked into the kitchen grabbed Star's food and bowl and stormed up the steps with her. "It figures the one time you're here for me is for grounding," I called angrily down the staircase.

I slammed my door, set up Star's meal and sat on my bed. Star jumped on and looked at me worriedly. "Sorry I lost my cool back there." That didn't seem to do it for the pup. She stared at me the same as before but I realized she didn't look worried. She looked scared. Sorry for me even. "What? Are you hiding something from me?" Star turned around and lay down. "Alright fine. We'll talk later." I turned on the TV and decided to watch the last fifteen minutes of Adventure Time. "Boy do I wanna get out of this place."

-AT-

The sound of a hum woke me from my sleep. I saw the time was now midnight. I felt my arm being nudged so I turned to see Star. I got up still wearing my blue pajamas. Star jumped off of my bed to trail me. The humming stopped, but only to have a blinding yellow light replace it. When I opened my eyes I found that the light was coming from under my bed. I ducked down and saw that the light was more like a rip. "What the-" I was cut off when a hand grabbed my arm and pulled me towards the break.

Star gripped my night clothes with her teeth. If there was ever a time that Physics class made sense to me was now. And what I learned is that if the force on one side is stronger than the opposing side, the object goes towards the side with the strongest force. And with the way Star was biting, it looked like we were both going on a ride. I looked down at the hand and saw that it was blue. "No way," I whispered. The hand pulled the both of us in causing the portal to close.

We were flung to what appeared like a grassy plain. I grabbed Star form my leg and held her tight. "This one's gonna hurt," I winced. I collapsed on the ground and Star jumped out of my hands. I closed my eyes trying to let the pain subside. "What's your problem," I heard a familiar voice ask. "Luna," I wondered. "Not exactly." I opened my eyes and saw Star. "Surprise," she said. Wait. She SAID?! "I'll explain later," she told me. I was so startled by this that all I could muster was a nod.

"My problem," a raspy voice spoke, "is you two." I looked up to see the…the ICE KING hovering above us! "We didn't do anything to you," Star yelled to him. "It's not what you did," a more feminine raspy voice sounded. ICE QUEEN?! "It's what you're going to do." She stepped out from behind him with an evil smirk on her face. Their hands started glowing. "Now to finish the job." They shot an ice bolt at us but I didn't feel it. I opened my eyes to see…oh great. First the Ice Dorks and now Finn, Jake, Fionna and Cake? Together?! What the cabbage is going on?

"Stay back," Jake the dog told us. "This is hero biz," Fionna added. "I got 'em," Cake called stretching her arms. She looped them around the Ice Royals but Ice King zapped her arms allowing them to escape. Finn bent his grass sword into a boomerang and threw it at the Ice King which ricocheted off his crown and to the Ice Queen's. With their crowns knocked off, the Ice Royals fell to the ground. They switched crowns in the rush before they flew away defeated.

Finn's grass sword came back to him and reverted back into a wristband. "And that's why this thing is Algebraic," he gloated. "I can't believe it," said shaking my head. I felt something wrap around me and pull. "Hey what the-" "Calm down dude I'm here to help," Jake soothed. I stopped resisting and let Jake stand me up. He let go and they all stared at me. "Star," I asked angrily. "What are we doing here? And follow-up if I may: How can you talk?!"

"All animals can talk in Ooaa," Cake told me. "Ooaa," I asked. "When Ooo and Aaa merged we decided to call it Ooaa to make everyone happy." "So how come your not in any episodes together?" "We're saving that for a later season," Fionna answered. "Oka-Wait a second! You all know you're in a TV show?" "Yeah," Finn said. "Remember how Jake told me about the 2d mirror stuff in 'All the Little People'?" "Yeah." "That's how it is here. You can see us but we can't see you," Fionna finished.

"We should probably see Bubblegum about these two before it gets dark," Cake said noticing the sun's position. "I'll lead the way," Fionna said taking out her pink crystal sword. "I thought that was a fake," Star observed. Who woulda guessed she'd actually paid attention to what I watch. "It was but I had Gumball make me a new one," Fionna smirked. "Come on you three," an enormous Jake called with Finn on his back. "Let's GO!" Giant Cake scooped Fionna up. "Can you do that," I asked Star. "Dream on. You're walking," Star smirked. The whole way there only one thought came to me: this is one weird dream.

A/N:

Teller14-djb: Not bad huh Clockwork?

Clockwork: I've read better.

Teller14-djb: You can't let me have anything can you? Coming up: Bubblegum explains the multiverses to Shawn and Star and Shawn gets new wardrobe.

Teller14-djb&Clockwork: See ya around!