A/N: OMG! I'm sooooooooooooo sorry I haven't updated in like, half a year! Not that you guys care, but I do :P... I've been so busy with school, and work, and life, that I haven't found the chance to update. I had this chapter in my computer for months! Anyway, this is the last chapter, I'm sorry it's so short. I hope you enjoy it!

The Imax Article

"Dobby?!" The entire Gryffindor table exclaimed. Dumbledore didn't even look up from the huge noise the house table just made.

"Hello Harry Potter sir! Dobby is very pleased that the great Harry Potter remembers Dobby's name!"

Harry looked completely flabbergasted. He opened his mouth to speak, but he only managed to make a few vowel sounds. Lucky for Harry, Hermione managed to find her voice.

"Dobby, what in Merlin's knickers were you doing under the table?!" Dobby burst into tears. "D-Dobby didn't mean to makes big disturbance, Harry Potter's bushy friend!" Hermione flushed at this comment. "Dobby was cleanings unders the table when Dobby saws all these dirty shoes! And Dobby decided to clean the shoes!" Dobby sobbed.

"And now that everyone is fully informed of what a dementor is, we can continue on to the next topic." Dumbledore suddenly cut it. "I see you are all very saddened at the fact that there is nothing more to say about dementors, but you don't have to worry! This enthralling start of term speech isn't over yet, much more is about to come!" A Slytherin suddenly screamed of frustration, and stormed out of the hall, muttering something unintelligible to himself.

Dumbledore just twinkled at the Slytherin who will remain to be unnamed. "Well, this morning I was reading the Prophet, and while reaching for my delicious lemon drops, I saw such an amazing article, I just knew I had to share it with you! It's just a small article about the importance of socks!" A few of the students laughed, but stopped abruptly when they realised that Dumbledore was being serious (don't start with the Serious/Sirius jokes!). Dumbledore took out of his pocket a tiny article, and relief was spread throughout the hall, but was quickly taken away when Dumbledore enlarged it to an article the size of cinema screen (imax!).

"Ahem" Dumbledore started.

Meanwhile, Dobby started banging his head against the table. "Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! Bad Dobb-"

"No Dobby! Stop it!" Hermione screamed. Dobby looked up and saw many beaming faces at him.

"Dobby," Harry started. He then turned to look lovingly at Ginny, "I think for once you did something right"

Then, Dumbledore finished reading his article.

Ginny sighed happily, "Dumbledore just finished his speech. Isn't that the most beautiful ending to a perfect story?"

Everyone cheered in agreement.

The end!

A/N: sniff such a beautiful ending! anyway, to make it up to you guys, I've written a one-shot. It's a 'forbidden love' story, and it has a really surprising, and rather funny twist at the end! PLEASE read it! It's called Squobby, the title will make sense after you read it.

Oh yeah, please Review!