You can just skip this and go onto the story. The reason this took too long was I wasn't feeling that well. But I recently felt motivated to write this chapter. It will get better. I have this awesome story planned out in my head, and I think you guys will like it!
Harry and Ron sat in the great hall, waiting for Hermione. It was morning, and they were talking about a new nimbus broom. Hermione sighed sadly as she sat down. Ron asked "What's wrong, Hermione?" She looked at her two friends. "That teacher is insane. No real teaching has happened in the last week. I've been teaching myself." Ron scoffed. "As if you didn't do that anyway. At least Mr. C is entertaining, I have to give him that." Hermione frowned. Harry said "Ron, if he's mentally ill, you shouldn't make fun of him." Hermione piped up. "Why would Professor Dumbledore hire a loony?" Harry shrugged. Just then it was time to go to class.
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Johnny Smiled at the class. A few students squirmed in their seats. The manic look in his eyes frightened didn't sit well with the students. At all.
Nny picked up a large butcher knife off of his desk. Many student's eyes bulged out of their heads. Harry, Ron, and Hermione all glanced at each other.
"Class, I'll assume you aren't all stuttering idiots-"
A glance from Nny over at Malfoy
"-and assume that you all know what this is. Now, I want to ask you a question, class. What is this used for?"
Hermione quickly raised her hand. Nny pointed to her. "Yes, Hermione?" She seemed to try to shrink into her seat, obviously rethinking raising her hand. "For cutting spell ingredients?" Malfoy, who was leaning back in his seat quietly commented for his loyal minion's amusement "More like cutting wrists." They proceeded to have a good yuk about it. Nny's bullshit detector immediately went off the charts. "Care to repeat that little comment, Malfoy?" Malfoy shot his hands up. "What? I wasn't talking!" Nny scowled. "One hundred points from Siltherin." Malfoy's, as well as all of the other Siltherin's, mouths dropped down. Nny smirked. "Feel free to thank Malfoy after class." The Siltherins all glared at Malfoy, and directed their attention towards the front of the class, still rather angry. Nny turned his attention to Hermione. "Now, back to your answer. Not the right answer, but creative. Any others?" Nny suddenly turned his attention towards the rotting bunny he nailed to the wall, then at the clock that was also on the wall. He nodded. "Oh, okay, NailBunny." He turned around. "Time to go, class… But don't worry! I have plenty of fun lessons!" Hermione and Ron quickly got up and left, waiting by the door for Harry. Harry lingered as he saw Nny creeping up on Malfoy, who was already starting to strut out. "Malfoy, wait." He turned around to face Nny. "What?" Nny said "Ten more points from Slytherin." Malfoy got an angry look on his face. "Why?!" Nny shrugged. "I just don't like you. Bye now." Malfoy stalked away, grumbling the whole time. Harry smiled. Nny looked over at Harry and smiled back. "Go to your next class, Harry. Don't want to be late, now do you?" Harry Hurried off and headed to class with his friends, telling them of how Nny treated Malfoy.
Do you like it? I was thinking of putting dear little Squee in the next chapter or so. Yes? No? And thank you for your kind reviews!
