Zarbon VS Shasha, Final Round

Zarbon and Morgan were at school the very next day; they were with Jada in the cafeteria.

"I hope that Shasha character doesn't show up soon. Sounds like a real dick." Jada said drinking his chocolate milk.

"I don't know if he will or not. He's way worse than a dick, he's a monster." Zarbon said.

"Jada my dad is coming over for dinner and Zarbon is an alien, let's worry more about that than Shasha! What are we going to do? We'll need some help with the wardrobe." Morgan said.

"I thought you got his Sayain armor and his cape off." Jada said.

"He did, but he's still wearing a tiara and I've heard a lot of the mixed kids and Latinos teasing him about it." Morgan said.

"So what, they're just jealous that Zarbon is getting more attention than them." Jada said.

"What do you suggest we do first?" Morgan asked.

"That's an easy one, Zarbon you need a haircut!" Jada said.

"Are you crazy? I'm a warrior, warriors don't get haircuts!" Zarbon said eating some raw sushi that he bought for his school lunch, which smelled funny too.

"But you need one badly, second of all I'm going to say hello to the girl that I admire the most," Jada said.

Jada got up and went over to Kayla; she was a girl in his zoology class, "Hello Kayla!" Jada said.

"Hello Jada, what do you want?" Kayla asked.

"I was wondering if you're not doing anything, if we can go to the movies or something?" Jada asked.

"Sorry Jada, I'm too busy to do that." She said.

All the sudden a handsome boy came over to them, "Sorry Jada, Jeff is already my boyfriend." Kayla said.

"Oh I never considered that." Jada said blushing a crimson, he watched as Kayla got up and walked over to the trashcan with Jeff to throw away their lunches, and walk out of the cafeteria.

"Why wasn't evolution kind to me?" Jada thought sighing and going back to Zarbon and Morgan.

"Is Kayla still not talking to you?" asked Morgan.

"No I'll never find the right girl for me." Jada said sighing.

"Don't worry she's out there Jada, I just know it." Morgan said.

When Zarbon heard that, he spit his milk out into poor Jada's face, "Sorry Jada!" Zarbon said blushing with embarrassment.

Jada sighed, took his napkin out of his lap and started drying his face off, "I hope you're right Morgan." Jada said.

"I'm going to get some more napkins, I will be right back." Morgan said walking away.

Zarbon looked at her walking away, yup he probably scared her off by spitting milk onto Jada, damn what a stupid move he made.

"Zarbon what's going on? I see you staring at her." Jada said.

"I'm sorry I spit the milk onto you, do you need me to go get you some more milk?" Zarbon asked.

"You and I both know that you have the hots for Morgan. Don't pretend you do, I can sense it and I can see it." Jada said.

"I don't know what you are talking about." Zarbon said.

"Don't play dumb with me; you go around claiming that you are protecting her from rapists in this school, when in real life hardly anyone in this school are rapists. Sure there a plenty of jerks who use the girls for sex, but that's different. I just think it is so silly." Jada said.

"You don't understand, where I grew up, women didn't have any rights, a lot of times the laws of Planet Frieza didn't protect women against domestic violence or rape. In fact, my adoptive second cousin Icey was exiled by the Cold Empire. Her only crime was that she was attracting unwanted lust from Frieza, and she didn't have a chance to defend herself legally. So it's only natural that I would be very protective of Morgan." Zarbon said.

"It's so obvious that you have deep feelings for her, I can tell, I am a man and I know what other men think. You are just using this protection as an excuse to be closer to her." Jada said sipping from his straw of his milk.

"Well she won't like me now; she saw how hideous my other form was. She didn't like me before when I asked her to marry me and have children with me." Zarbon said.

"No, no, no! You don't ask a woman you just met if she wants to have children with you or marry you. That's creepy, that's not sexy, and you are a good looking guy, you deserve someone who is attracted to you." Jada said.

"I'm pretty sure she's physically attracted to this form at least, not sure now, but right now I'm not looking for love, although she does strike my fancy in a way that no other woman has." Zarbon said smiling.

"Don't you get it? She only sees you as a friend and ally as of now." Jada said.

"You're saying this like this is a bad thing, I enjoy being friends with her, what's the problem with being just friends with a female? Even if we don't fall in love I still see myself as a good friend to her. She took me in and let me live with her, her mum and her sister. They could have kicked me out of the house, but I owe them a great deal of gratitude. She seems nice, I know she's feisty and brave, and I like a woman who is brave and not afraid to speak her mind." Zarbon said smiling even bigger than before.

Jada looked at Zarbon, yup Zarbon obviously still crushed on Morgan, Jada sighed and thought that maybe Zarbon deserved a chance at love too, no matter how overbearing he came off as. In the end, Zarbon didn't have very many friends on this planet, Morgan seemed to be his only friend and Jada could understand why Zarbon was so desperate to find someone to settle down with.

"Look Zarbon, just give it some time, sometimes personal attraction takes a while to develop. Don't give up hope just because she saw your other form, she told me that she thought it was cool that your other form was hideous. That says something believe it or not. I will also extend my hand of friendship to you. Will you be my friend?" Jada asked.

"I thought we kind of were friends, we haven't actually said anything about it until now. I figured since Morgan hanged out with you, then maybe that makes you my friend too." Zarbon said.

"Ok I got the napkins, here you go Jada." Morgan said giving the napkins to Jada.

At home in the evening, Morgan and Zarbon were at home when Morgan's dad came by, "Hello my sweet daughter!" Bruce said hugging her and kissing her.

Bruce Macskavsky was 5'11 feet tall, had graying, balding hair, the blue gray eyes Erin had, and he was wearing an IU shirt. He was also a dentist and prided his family on their good dental hygiene.

Erin glared at them, "How come Morgan is your favorite?" Erin asked.

"Relax Erin I love you both equally." Bruce said.

"Dad I want to introduce you to a friend, he's staying here. He's part of the exchange student program. Don't be shy Zarbon!" Morgan said bringing him out, he was wearing a nice suit.

"This is Zarbon Natasha Mustashi, Zarbon this is my dad." Morgan said.

You are probably wondering where the name Mustashi came from? Well let's see, Zarbon had to get some paperwork done, and his original last name was Cold since he was legally adopted by Frieza. But he wanted to change his last name, so Morgan came up with this Japanese sounding, but pure of crap last name. So he was known from now on as Zarbon Mustashi.

"Please to meet you sir." Zarbon said as they went to the table to sit down for dinner.

"I've heard a lot about you from what Morgan has told me over the phone, what kind of a middle name is Natasha anyways?" Bruce asked.

"Well it was my grandmother's name; my grandmother came from planet Cyrillic and was engaged to marry my grandfather who was the king of Planet Primal. They fell in love even though my grandfather was born without a leg, and then they were beheaded by the galactic tyrant Frieza." Zarbon said.

"Planet Cyrillic, no such thing!" Erin said.

"Oh yes there is, on that planet they speak Russian Cyrillic, they stole the language from earth, along with the other planets in my galaxy." Zarbon said.

"Are you Jewish or Christian?" Bruce asked.

"Dad that's usually something I would ask, but this time you took it too far!" Morgan said.

Zarbon rolled his eyes, "I'm neither, and I'm agnostic." Zarbon said.

Zarbon then looked at Morgan, "I couldn't help but notice that you have a very beautiful daughter." Zarbon said.

"Which one I have two," Bruce said.

"Well your oldest is so charming and I have had the pleasure of courtin…I mean getting to know her, but the youngest I'm not so sure about." Zarbon said with a puzzling look on his face.

"Thanks for complementing Morgan, you know it's hard for her to find someone that actually cares for her, she grew up with a communication issue and for some reason she seems to be talking more about you and…" Before Bruce said anything else, Morgan interrupted.

"Dad don't you think that's getting a little too personal?" asked Morgan.

"Can't you find someone your own species?" Bruce asked.

"No sir, my own species don't take me seriously enough," Zarbon said.

"How did you end up with an English sounding accent, or are you Australian, Welsh?" asked Diana.

"No we speak proper English in space, although some of the people up there sound a lot like you guys." Zarbon said.

So they sat down to dinner and started to eat, "So Zarbon tell me more about you personally, did you have a job on Planet what was it called again?" Bruce asked.

"Planet Frieza, well let's see here where to start? I was the heir to the Cold Empire, a five star general, practiced sorcery, a professional martial artist and gymnast. I also was in the Planet Frieza choir and was told that I could sing like a million angels, and I love animals, I love bubble baths, and I love to read stories of chivalry and fairy tales." Zarbon said.

"Zarbon, stop talking." Morgan said embarrassed.

"No let him talk, I want to hear more about him." Bruce said.

Zarbon then politely smiled, "That's all I have to really say, there isn't too much else to…"

All the sudden someone broke down the door, it was that psychopath Shasha! He had come back for a rematch, "Hello again Zarbon!" Shasha said.

Zarbon stood up and faced Shasha, "Shasha this isn't a good time!" Zarbon said.

"Who's Shasha?" Diana asked.

"He's my brother-in-law, don't mind him all he does is rape girls and then kill them." Zarbon said.

All the sudden Diana fainted. "What I didn't say I agreed with what he does!" Zarbon said.

As it turned out, Diana, who was mildly overweight, ended up fainting on Morgan and Zarbon saw this and he and Bruce decided to help Diana off of Morgan. Erin meanwhile decided to stay put at the table. Shasha noticed how pretty Erin was,

"Hello baby!" Shasha said.

"Ew go away loser." Erin said.

Shasha got closer to her, "Do you vant me to sing to you?" He asked.

"I said go away you're ugly and uninteresting." Erin said.

"I vill sing anyway." Shasha said getting closer and closer to her.

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammal, so let's do like they do on Discovery Channel" all the sudden Shasha grabbed Erin pounded her head onto the table and held it down.

"You villl do fine, now take your clothes off or else I vill do it for you!" Shasha said.

"Let me go! Let me go!" Erin said.

Morgan had Diana taken off of her, and when she saw what Shasha was going to do, she had to come up with a plan, and she did it quick, even if it meant risking her own life.

"Shasha unhand my sister right now! Take me instead!" Morgan said.

"Ha, ha, vhat?" Shasha asked.

"You heard me, my sister I am told has a really pretty face, but I am confident that I have a killer body!" Morgan said.

Shasha thought to himself in Cyrillic Russian of course, "Wow, this girl is stupid as fuck. No woman has ever wanted to willingly give herself to me so that her sister could be safe from my wrath."

"I'm sorry, but you have to wait your turn." Shasha said smiling.

"No, Morgan don't! Shasha you are not going to rape anyone, not while I'm around!" Zarbon said.

"You don't know how lucky you are sooka!" Shasha said kissing Erin on the cheek and pounding her head onto the table before letting her go and facing Zarbon.

"Zarbon I vant you outside now! I vant to fight right now, I had Sarah vrite note for me for you to meet me at park so ve can finish match!" Shasha said.

"I never got the note; I have no idea what you are talking about." Zarbon said.

"Regardless, you stood me up! I don't like it vhen people stand me up!" Shasha said.

"Maybe if you weren't such a rageaholic then I wouldn't have stood you up. Ok fine let's go outside right now you coward, only on one condition!" Zarbon said.

Minutes later, Morgan was tying her family up in chairs, "The whole point to tying you guys up is so that you won't get in the way. Just stay here dad, everything will be fine." Morgan said.

"How is everything fine if I'm tied up? Besides why aren't you tied up Morgan?" asked Bruce.

"Because I need to assist Zarbon in helping him defeat Shasha, you know in case he's fatally wounded or needs someone to nurse him." Morgan said.

"Do we really care if he dies?" Erin asked.

"Yes we do because if he dies, you and I are rape bate!" Morgan said and with that, she joined Zarbon and Shasha outside.

"Morgan get back here right now!" Bruce then shook his head.

"Be careful!" Bruce yelled.

Zarbon, Shasha and Morgan were outside in the snowy yard, neither Shasha nor Zarbon seems bothered by the cold.

"Давай!" Shasha yelled.

Zarbon went at him and then knocked one of Shasha's teeth out, "Wow I always wanted to do that!" Zarbon said.

"Die you pussy!" Shasha was about to throw a fireball at Zarbon, and did, but Zarbon directed it into the pond behind Morgan's house. The pond was impacted and a bunch of dead fish fell out of the sky.

"Oh no, the fishes didn't have a chance!" Morgan said sighing.

"Don't worry they are in a better place." Zarbon said.

We want to take this time to say RIP to the fishes in Morgan's pond behind her house. RIP fishes.

"Don't call me a pussy ever!" Zarbon said scratching Shasha in the face.

Then Zarbon picked him up, threw him to the ground very hard, and put his foot on his chest, "Now who's the pussy?" he asked.

Zarbon then turned to Morgan, "Hey Morgan I guess we will be all right after all!" Zarbon said.

Suddenly Shasha started to change shape and Morgan saw this happening, "Zarbon he's transforming!" Morgan said pointing to Shasha.

Zarbon looked down at Shasha, "Oh lord," he said.

Shasha grabbed Zarbon by the leg, swung him around and threw him into the neighbor's house. Thank God the neighbors weren't home, but poor Zarbon had glass that stuck into him when he went into the glass door.

Shasha thought he had won the fight, and then he turned his attention to Morgan, "Now to take care of his little voman!" He said walking over to her.

"Did you just call me little? You get away from me before I gouge your eyes out!" Morgan said.

Shasha grabbed her by the wrists and threw her to the ground, "Just let me undress you bitch, I swear that it vill all be over soon!" Shasha then started to try to undress her.

"Think Morgan, what were you taught what to do in kindergarten, if a man sexually tried to assault you, move around a little bit and kick him in the balls!" She thought.

She knew that Zarbon had a penis and two testacies, so how could Shasha not have one too, unless he was a eunuch, but if that were the case then how did he get to rape women? That theory went out the door. So she did what she was told she moved around a little bit and then when she could, she aimed for the balls and knocked his balls with her leg.

"Holy shit, you sooka!" Shasha yelled.

Morgan then punched him in the face "Don't' fuck with me!" she yelled.

She tried to run off and then he grabbed her ankle and threw her down, "Now you going to get slapped bitch!" he yelled, putting himself on top of her, he punched her in the face.

Shasha then ripped her shirt down the middle exposing her bra and he ripped it all off, just leaving her bra. Morgan wasn't very scared, but she didn't want to get violated either, she was brave to a fault; she knew Zarbon would come and rescue her. He wasn't dead and she didn't think he was dead either.

Meanwhile Zarbon was taking all those glass pieces out of his arms and legs, but then he saw what Shasha was about to do, "Oh no! Morgan! Think about it Zarbon what did Shasha teach you when it comes to defending yourself against powerful enemies?" asked Zarbon.

Zarbon then knew what he had to do, he then transformed and ran straight toward Shasha giving a mighty roar and pushed him off Morgan before he could violate her.

"Uh you, pussy I vas about to get some!" Shasha said, even though he clearly didn't rip her pants off yet.

"Not on my watch you stupid bastard!" Zarbon then punched him and they both growled at one another like the beasts that they now were.

Morgan could not tell what they were doing, but she was of course cheering for Zarbon to win, "Go on Zarbon, kick his ass! Show him whose boss! That's for trying to violate me Shasha!" Morgan said.

Zarbon then with those "magical" words of encouragement, he grabbed Shasha and snapped his neck, but not to the point where he was dead, no he was paralyzed.

"Zarbon vhat the fuck! You idiot!" Shasha said as his paralyzed body fell down face first.

"I'm so sorry Shasha, I wanted to pull your head off," Zarbon said, he now knew he had to finish Shasha off. He couldn't just let him suffer being paralyzed for days on end, but it killed him to even think that he had to give Shasha some form of mercy.

"I have confession to make before you kill me." Shasha said.

"Hard telling what?" Zarbon asked.

"I told Frieza you make such crappy warrior and that you too pussy to rule Cold Empire." Shasha said.

"You did no such thing," Zarbon said as his eyes squinted with rage.

"Oh yes, I vould do it all again! I…" Before Shasha could finish Zarbon did something kind of gross, he dug into Shasha's back ripping his spinal cord out of his back and breaking it.

"Ew, is he dead?" asked Morgan.

"I just tore his spine out so of course he is!" Zarbon said still looking at his corpse and throwing the spinal cord Morgan's way so she could look at the spinal cord as proof of his demise.

"Yes you killed him, I'm so happy that I don't have to be violated! As a token of my gratitude, I think my hero deserves a kiss!" Morgan said.

Zarbon was still hideous, he was trying to transform back, usually he could not be stuck in either his normal or his hideous form, but occasionally he wired himself up so much that he either could not transform into his normal form or the other way around. He would have to settle down completely for that to happen.

He blushed, "You don't want to kiss me right now!" he was about to walk away.

"Where do you think you're going?" Morgan asked shocked that he was walking away.

Zarbon sighed, "You'll be terrified if I stick around, I'll come back later to see if you're ok!" Zarbon said.

Morgan then said, "I don't care, if I'm terrified it's my problem, it's not that big of a deal just as long as you don't try to…"

Before Morgan could finish what she was saying Zarbon collapsed in the neighbor's yard, thank God they were not home.

"Oh my God Zarbon!" Morgan then ran over to him, discovered him covered in scratches, bruises, and was bleeding terribly.

"Go away! I will heal physically, but not from the bitter humiliation." Zarbon said.

He faced down on the ground staring at the snow.

"No I won't! You're hurt; I must tend to your wounds!" Morgan said.

Zarbon then said, "Never mind about me, are you ok?" he asked.

Surely enough his wounds were starting to heal up. Then he did the silliest thing that even Morgan herself would not do if she had some acne issues. He picked up some snow, patted it onto his face and looked at her. His eyes were the only thing that she saw of his face, then he put his clawed hand out and put her chin in it, it frightened her a little bit.

I mean he was hideous for God sakes, and his clawed hand didn't make him any more attractive. He did just saved her life and her family's so why did he just save her if he was going to kill her in the first place, she quickly put that thought out of her head, "I'm fine, what about you?" she asked.

"I'm fine, you are so beautiful!" Then he the snow fell off his face when he blushed, and then he dug his head back in the snow.

She then laughed, "I'm sorry what did you say?" she asked.

"Oh nothing!" he said in a muffled voice.

"Can I see your face?" she asked.

"No you mustn't!" Zarbon said.

"Please I'm not going to hurt you!" Morgan said.

Morgan then did something unthinkable, she went over to the place where her shirt was ripped off of her, took the remains of her shirt and walked back over to Zarbon.

Zarbon could not help but look, damn she had a nice rack, and it was either an A-cup or a B-cup. Well he's a male, what did you think would happen, that he couldn't or wouldn't notice?

When she was about to look at him to help him out, he covered his face with his clawed hands, "Can't we do this later?" he asked.

"No now!" she said.

He gave up, "As you wish!" he bent down so she could reach him, since he was like 6'9 feet tall now, and she was still very much 5'2 feet tall, then he took his hands off his face, but then covered his face back up and almost sounded like he was sobbing.

"Zarbon please!" Morgan then took his hands off his face and God he was so hideous, yet his eyes were beautiful, he almost looked reptilian, or kitty like. Maybe she would come to think of him as a pet, ok not quite so, pets don't talk, it wouldn't have made much sense. She then started wiping her shirt onto his bloody face and put it into the snow so it would melt on it and it would feel wet.

After she was done soaking all the dried blood up, she touched his face, it felt so scaly, weird. Then he did something somewhat impulsive, he grabbed her hand and kissed it. She flinched a little bit of course, she wasn't sure if he wanted to bite her hand off or not. Oh wait, he didn't bite it off did he, he just kissed it!

"Morgan, dear Morgan I don't want you to see me when I'm like this." Zarbon said.

She felt somewhat badly for him, for the first time ever in her life, especially her being mildly autistic and all, she took pity on someone else other than herself; it is as if he unintentionally brought out the best in her. Who knows what the poor creature went through, everyone that was not his species being afraid of him when he was in his hideous form.

"Don't be sad, I could give a rat's ass about how you look! In fact it is so cool that you have one form that is handsome and one form that is hideous, I wish the other guys on this planet were like you." Morgan said.

"You mean it?" Zarbon asked.

Just to prove her point she grabbed him and kissed him on the lips with her eyes closed, his eyes grew wide with surprise, and yet he closed them enjoying that kiss from that young but pretty girl. This was the first time anyone had ever kissed him in his other form. He never thought in his life this would happen, but it was happening right now!

All the sudden Jada stopped by for a visit, and then he saw them kissing on the lips, "Morgan what the hell are you doing?" he asked.

"Jada you're ruining the moment!" Morgan said as she stopped kissing Zarbon.

Jada looked at Zarbon, "What the hell is that thing?" he asked shivering.

Zarbon hissed at Jada, he looked like an alligator would at another animal in its territory.

"That's Zarbon moron!" Morgan said.

"Oh sorry I didn't recognize you…" Morgan interrupted Jada.

"Jada go into the house and untie my family!" Morgan said.

"You tied your family up, damn that is just so below you." Jada said as he went into the house.

Zarbon was now calm down despite Jada's ignorance, so he transformed back into his normal form and grabbed Morgan and kissed her on the lips, "Nobody has ever kissed me in my other form, and I never thought this day would come." Zarbon said smiling.

"Well now it has, let's go back inside." Morgan said.

Zarbon looked at her with wide eyes and smiling at her like he was on cloud nine, "You're such a lovely young lady." He said as they both went back into the house.

Jada untied everybody as Morgan told; untie everyone started eating dinner as if nothing happened at all.

"Morgan why did you tie us up?" asked Diana.

Bruce turned to Jada, "Aren't you that weird Catholic kid that preaches a lot about Jesus and takes ballet lessons?" asked Bruce.

"Yes sir that is me." Jada said.

Morgan looked at Zarbon, "Zarbon I owe you my life." She said, she grabbed him and hugged him.

"That reminds me, Bruce, Diana, Erin, Jada I have an announcement to make! I would love to have your daughter's hand in marriage!" Zarbon said hugging Morgan tightly to his body.

Bruce was pissed off, "What?" he asked.

Jada like the religious moron that he was said, "Are you guys going to get married in a church because marriage is only recognizable in the eyes of…" Before Jada finished Bruce interrupted him.

"Shut up Jada!" Bruce yelled.

"It's a custom in outer space that once you found someone you're madly in love with, then you marry them. That's how my parents got together." Zarbon said smiling.

"But didn't your parents' divorce too?" Morgan asked.

"Oh yes, they did didn't they?" Zarbon asked.

"You two just met." Diana said.

"But she's important to me!" Zarbon said.

Morgan then turned to Zarbon, "Zarbon can't we wait? I mean you are kind of moving a little fast here, and we never officially said we were going out." Morgan said.

"A little fast, try too fast!"" Bruce said.

Then her dad Bruce got pissed off and stormed out of the house and left in his car going back to his house.

"Was it something I said?" Zarbon asked naively.

"Zarbon like I told you before, maybe it's for the best if we just stay friends until we get to know each other once again." Morgan said.

"Ok that's fine." Zarbon said.

No it wasn't fine, Zarbon must have been so blinded by that "pity kiss" that he thought that maybe she wanted to marry him and have kids with him or something. It was such a personal kiss to him, and it meant the world to him, it proved to him once and for all that she maybe she could accept his other form.

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