Assassin's Creed III
"So where are we going this time?" Desmond asked as he sat down in the Animus 2.0.
"The end of the Ptolemaic Dynasty." Lucy said from behind her computer.
"The what?"
"Have you never taken a history lesson, Desmond?" Shaun interrupted when Lucy was about to explain. "You'll meet Cleopatra VII, the queen of Egypt."
"Didn't she suicide?"
"No, didn't you look at the statue of Amunet in Monteriggioni?"
"Shaun, be nice." Rebecca said. "Okay Desmond, let's hook you up."
"Wait, who's my ancestor?"
"Ehm…" Rebecca and Lucy exchanged glances. "We're not…"
"Completely sure…"
Shaun looked on with an amused smirk. "I'll give you all the info you need, just get going."
"Okay…"
Aw man I have a headache. Wait… Something's missing… Desmond looked down. What the fuck is this, guys?
"Aw, seems like your ancestor had a secret." Shaun said in a mocking tone. Clearly amused.
I'M A GIRL GODDAMMIT! WHEN WHERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME THIS?
"Calm down Desmond. This won't affect anything."
Yes but… I'M A GIRL!
"Ah, hello my sweet." Desmond looked up. Some guy was approaching him/her/his ancestor with a suave smile.
Uh oh… Fuck.
Fuck indeed. If he'd been able to close his eyes he would have. But unfortunately, it was all in his head…
