Chapter 3: The Damn Stairs!
George: I heart you to Willow! ^.^
Fred: *glomps*
Buffy: *kisses*
Willow: ^^ Yay!
Willow: *kisses george* Mine!
Willow: Hey we're writing a story called '200 Reasons Why Buffy the Vampire Slayer is Better Than Twilight' you guys wanna beta it?
Fred: Totally!
George: Yeah! How we can we help you lovely ladies?
Willow: We just need like spelling corrections and stuff.
Buffy:*is climbing stairs* Oh my gawd, so many stairs! I'd like to find whoever invented the stairs and push him down these stairs! Just to show him how stupid stairs are! Then his legs will be broken and he will no longer be able to climb the stairs anymore! It'll be ironic. And then his wife will leave him and go be with the man that invented the elevator, because everyoneknows that elevators are much sexier than stairs! And oh my gawd I'm not even close to being at the top yet-Why are there so many stairs?
Willow: Hey Fred. Go stop Buffy from destroying stairs, please. She'll listen to you.
Fred: Oh Buffy! Guess what i have!
George: Syre we can help with spelling corrections and stuffs~!
Buffy: What? *mutters* dumb stairs!
Fred: Guess what I've got!
Buffy: A puppy? I always wanted a puppy! *walks back down the stairs* Or cookies? I like cookies!
Fred: Both!
Buffy: *tackles him* YAY! What are we gonna name the puppy?
Fred: Anything you want!
Buffy: Oh! Let's name him Tigger!
Willow: So how are you, Georgie? *hugs her George plush*
Fred: Okay! Totally! Whatever you say dear.
George: Who is this plush and why are you hugging it instead of me!
Willow: I made it *snuggles with George* I like plushes. Their cute but you're cuter!
Buffy: ^^ Yay.
George: Why thank you! I knew there waws I reason I liked you!
Fred: Yay!
Willow: I thought it was because we're both red heads!
Buffy: *kisses Fred*
George: See? There are alot of reasons why I like you!
Fred: *Kisses Buffy*
Willow: oh~! Try to get on tomorrow ok? I gotta present for you!
Buffy: I love you Fred! ^^
George: Alright! I gots a present for you too!
Fred: I love you too Buff! Hey, do happen to like bunnies?
Buffy: Yep. Bunnies are cute! Like you ;)
Fred: Aww, thanks! What would you say if unexplainably, bunnies took over the world?
Buffy: They would still be super cute. But you'd be cutter ;)
Willow: Who doesn't like bunnies?
Fred: Alright. Try to be on tomorrow as I have a present for you Buff!
George: Snape. He tried to murder one once. Everyone cried. What's your favorite thing in the whole world, that isn't me?
Willow: That's not you...books. I like books, I have a lot of them ^^
Buffy. Okay! And who's Snape? Why doesn't he like bunnies :'(
George: What kind of books?
Fred: Snape is an evil man who's really quite funny if you imagine him in a frilly pink tutu. Have Cordy look him up[ on google for you.
Willow: fictional books, mostly. But none of Lockharts books. he's stupid.
Buffy: Wait is he the guy who told Harry 'Turn to Page 394'? Cause if he is I already know him
George: What is a book that you have not read, but you want to read?
Fred: Depends. What's on page 394?
Willow: Um hang on *goes to look through all her books*
Buffy: Werewolves I think...but I want you on page 394 ;)
Willow: I haven't read The Lord of The Rings books yet.
George: Which one, all of them?
Fred: I might be on page 394. He was yelling at us alot...
Willow: Yep. Never read any of them.
Buffy: You want me to stick him with Cordelia Chase? have her drive him crazy?
George: Alright then... *runs to store*
Frd: What's her personality like? For his sake! Not mine! His! Love you!
Buffy: She's conceited and loves to shop and says what she thinks. She has no tact. And I know you'd never leave me for that tramp, Fred ^^
Willow: I miss George now.
George: *Comes back carrying several plastic bags in several plastic bags in several plastic bags in several plastic bags in several plastic bags* Hey! I'm back!
Fred: Phew! Aww, cna't we give him someone who fits his personality, like...Minnie? It would be so funny, plus, if you think about it, they're alot alike.
Willow: Hiya, Georgie! I missed Ya! :)
Buffy: Yeah, it would be funny!
George: Missed you more!
Fred: SO, buff! Should we set them up? We could be like the Matchmaker Couple!
Buffy: yes! that would be awesome!
Willow: ^^ Us red heads are never going extinct now~
