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best metal artists
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(note: items in =this= are narration or action)
Superman: It's loud. It's crude. It's take-no-prisoners music best played at eardrum-shattering volume. Tonight on the List, the greatest heavy metal artists of all time.
=opening credits=
Superman: Welcome to the List. I'm Superman, appropriately for tonight's topic, also known as the Man of Steel. Tonight we seperate the metal gods from the poseurs.
=clips showing a who's who of the heavy metal genre=
Superman: Our first panelist is from Sailor Moon, although you won't find him in any of the manga or the anime. He is a character created for Sailor Moon fanfics, please welcome Gilded Rose, also known as Jake Slater.
Jake: Great to be here.
Superman: Our next panelist is from Tenchi Muyo. She is the Crown Princess of Planet Jurai, Princess Aeka.
Aeka: Hello.
Superman: Next, from Histeria!, Loud Kiddington.
Loud: HI THERE!
Jake: =whispering to Aeka= Damn, is this guy loud enough?
Superman: Our final panelist made his debut in 1928, and is now best known as a corporate icon. Please welcome Mickey Mouse.
Mickey: Hiya, folks.
Superman: It's now time to get our panelist's third choices. Jake?
Jake: This guy has been around since the late 60s, when he was with the Amboy Dukes, but I finally got to see him when he opened for KISS on their farewell tour. My third choice is the Motor City Madman himself.
=Jake Slater:
3. Ted Nugent=
Superman: Princess Aeka?
Aeka: Well, I have to admit, I actually listen to this genre on occasion, even though you'd think I'd consider it noise pollution. Anyways, I'd have to say my third choice is Judas Priest.
=Princess Aeka:
3. Judas Priest=
Superman: Loud?
Loud: THIS BAND USED TO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD, UNTIL THEIR LEAD SINGER FLAKED OUT ON EVERYONE. MY THIRD CHOICE IS GUNS AND ROSES.
=Loud Kiddington:
3. Guns and Roses=
Superman: Mickey?
Mickey: Gosh, I have to say my third choice is Motley Crue.
=Mickey Mouse:
3. Motley Crue=
Superman: Now it's time to hear our panelist's second choices. Jake?
Jake: AC/DC. Those guys rock. End of discussion.
=Jake Slater:
2.AC/DC
3. Ted Nugent=
Superman: Aeka?
Aeka: I'm going to have to go with Metallica here.
=Princess Aeka:
2. Metallica
3. Judas Priest=
Superman: Loud?
Loud: MY SECOND CHOICE IS KORN.
=Loud Kiddington:
2. Korn
3. Guns and Roses=
Superman: Mickey?
Mickey: Def Leppard.
=Mickey Mouse:
2. Def Leppard
3. Motley Crue=
Superman: We have to pay some bills, then we'll be back to get our panelist's first choices. Stay tuned, this is the List.
=commercial highlights: Got Milk?, Behind the Music: Milli Vanilli, Dell Computers=
Superman: We're back. Now to get our panelist's first choices. Jake?
Jake: I have one thing to say. You wanted the best, you got the best. The hottest band in the world.
=Jake Slater:
1. KISS
2. AC/DC
3. Ted Nugent=
Superman: Aeka?
Aeka: Iron Maiden.
=Aeka:
1. Iron Maiden
2. Metallica
3. Judas Priest=
Superman: Loud?
Loud: MY FIRST CHOICE STARTED OUT WITH BLACK SABBATH, THEN WENT ON TO NOTORIETY BY BITING THE HEADS OFF DOVES, BATS, AND CHICKENS.
=Loud Kiddington:
1. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Korn
3. Guns and Roses=
Superman: Mickey?
Mickey: Led Zeppelin.
=Mickey Mouse:
1. Led Zeppelin
2. Def Leppard
3. Motley Crue=
Superman: Let's review who our panel selected.
=KISS
AC/DC
Ted Nugent
Iron Maiden
Metallica
Judas Priest
Ozzy Osbourne
Korn
Guns and Roses
Led Zeppelin
Def Leppard
Motley Crue=
Superman: Now, each member of our panel gets to remove one artist from the list. Jake?
Jake: I'm sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, any artist that came out after 1991 is not heavy metal. So I'm gonna give Korn the boot.
Superman: Aeka?
Aeka: I'm sorry, but Motley Crue wouldn't know talent if it hit them over the head. So I'm going to get rid of them.
Superman: Loud?
Loud: I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HEAVY METAL, BUT LED ZEPPELIN IS NOT HEAVY METAL, EVEN THOUGH THEY INFLUENCED A LOT OF METAL BANDS. GOODBYE, LED ZEPPELIN.
Superman: Mickey?
Mickey: Guns and Roses. They might have been good at one time, but ever since they became famous, Axl Rose has become a flake.
Superman: We're going to pay some more bills, while our audience votes.
=commercial highlights: Ford Focus, X-Box, I Am Sam trailer=
Superman: let's see who our audience picked. At number three, Ted Nugent. Number two is Ozzy Osbourne. And the number one heavy metal band of all time is KISS.
=best heavy metal band:
1. KISS
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Ted Nugent=
Superman: On behalf of our panel, I would like to thank you for watching the List.
=end credits=
best metal artists
I do not own VH1 the List. It is owned by VH1. Nor do I own any of the characters, except for Jake Slater/Gilded Rose, who is my own creation. They are owned by their respective copyright owners.
(note: items in =this= are narration or action)
Superman: It's loud. It's crude. It's take-no-prisoners music best played at eardrum-shattering volume. Tonight on the List, the greatest heavy metal artists of all time.
=opening credits=
Superman: Welcome to the List. I'm Superman, appropriately for tonight's topic, also known as the Man of Steel. Tonight we seperate the metal gods from the poseurs.
=clips showing a who's who of the heavy metal genre=
Superman: Our first panelist is from Sailor Moon, although you won't find him in any of the manga or the anime. He is a character created for Sailor Moon fanfics, please welcome Gilded Rose, also known as Jake Slater.
Jake: Great to be here.
Superman: Our next panelist is from Tenchi Muyo. She is the Crown Princess of Planet Jurai, Princess Aeka.
Aeka: Hello.
Superman: Next, from Histeria!, Loud Kiddington.
Loud: HI THERE!
Jake: =whispering to Aeka= Damn, is this guy loud enough?
Superman: Our final panelist made his debut in 1928, and is now best known as a corporate icon. Please welcome Mickey Mouse.
Mickey: Hiya, folks.
Superman: It's now time to get our panelist's third choices. Jake?
Jake: This guy has been around since the late 60s, when he was with the Amboy Dukes, but I finally got to see him when he opened for KISS on their farewell tour. My third choice is the Motor City Madman himself.
=Jake Slater:
3. Ted Nugent=
Superman: Princess Aeka?
Aeka: Well, I have to admit, I actually listen to this genre on occasion, even though you'd think I'd consider it noise pollution. Anyways, I'd have to say my third choice is Judas Priest.
=Princess Aeka:
3. Judas Priest=
Superman: Loud?
Loud: THIS BAND USED TO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD, UNTIL THEIR LEAD SINGER FLAKED OUT ON EVERYONE. MY THIRD CHOICE IS GUNS AND ROSES.
=Loud Kiddington:
3. Guns and Roses=
Superman: Mickey?
Mickey: Gosh, I have to say my third choice is Motley Crue.
=Mickey Mouse:
3. Motley Crue=
Superman: Now it's time to hear our panelist's second choices. Jake?
Jake: AC/DC. Those guys rock. End of discussion.
=Jake Slater:
2.AC/DC
3. Ted Nugent=
Superman: Aeka?
Aeka: I'm going to have to go with Metallica here.
=Princess Aeka:
2. Metallica
3. Judas Priest=
Superman: Loud?
Loud: MY SECOND CHOICE IS KORN.
=Loud Kiddington:
2. Korn
3. Guns and Roses=
Superman: Mickey?
Mickey: Def Leppard.
=Mickey Mouse:
2. Def Leppard
3. Motley Crue=
Superman: We have to pay some bills, then we'll be back to get our panelist's first choices. Stay tuned, this is the List.
=commercial highlights: Got Milk?, Behind the Music: Milli Vanilli, Dell Computers=
Superman: We're back. Now to get our panelist's first choices. Jake?
Jake: I have one thing to say. You wanted the best, you got the best. The hottest band in the world.
=Jake Slater:
1. KISS
2. AC/DC
3. Ted Nugent=
Superman: Aeka?
Aeka: Iron Maiden.
=Aeka:
1. Iron Maiden
2. Metallica
3. Judas Priest=
Superman: Loud?
Loud: MY FIRST CHOICE STARTED OUT WITH BLACK SABBATH, THEN WENT ON TO NOTORIETY BY BITING THE HEADS OFF DOVES, BATS, AND CHICKENS.
=Loud Kiddington:
1. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Korn
3. Guns and Roses=
Superman: Mickey?
Mickey: Led Zeppelin.
=Mickey Mouse:
1. Led Zeppelin
2. Def Leppard
3. Motley Crue=
Superman: Let's review who our panel selected.
=KISS
AC/DC
Ted Nugent
Iron Maiden
Metallica
Judas Priest
Ozzy Osbourne
Korn
Guns and Roses
Led Zeppelin
Def Leppard
Motley Crue=
Superman: Now, each member of our panel gets to remove one artist from the list. Jake?
Jake: I'm sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, any artist that came out after 1991 is not heavy metal. So I'm gonna give Korn the boot.
Superman: Aeka?
Aeka: I'm sorry, but Motley Crue wouldn't know talent if it hit them over the head. So I'm going to get rid of them.
Superman: Loud?
Loud: I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HEAVY METAL, BUT LED ZEPPELIN IS NOT HEAVY METAL, EVEN THOUGH THEY INFLUENCED A LOT OF METAL BANDS. GOODBYE, LED ZEPPELIN.
Superman: Mickey?
Mickey: Guns and Roses. They might have been good at one time, but ever since they became famous, Axl Rose has become a flake.
Superman: We're going to pay some more bills, while our audience votes.
=commercial highlights: Ford Focus, X-Box, I Am Sam trailer=
Superman: let's see who our audience picked. At number three, Ted Nugent. Number two is Ozzy Osbourne. And the number one heavy metal band of all time is KISS.
=best heavy metal band:
1. KISS
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Ted Nugent=
Superman: On behalf of our panel, I would like to thank you for watching the List.
=end credits=
