(Last moment add-on: I am sorry for being so late. Already breaking schedule. Long story short: I was very sick for days and the trip was postponed 4 days, so I am trying to rush this to make up for it. I hope this is enough. At least it is +2 k words.)
Hello again!
Today, we continue hell!
I decided that the game will not follow script.
Besides that, time to reply to the only comment!
Guest: Well, thank you for the compliment. Not many people are nice nowadays. It will be mainly humorous. However, in later chapters there are light innuendoes and dark parts (SPOILER EXAMPLE: Conrado and Alex reveal their secrets) in later chapters. Plus ships and maybe, JUST MONI- MAYBE innuendos or pointing to it happening. (Only if the majority wants to take ships (yes, there will be ships) to the extreme. Otherwise no.)
Also, Monika, please stop messing with the intro.
Monika: Awww, come on Random!
Yeah, no. also, you don't mind calling me by my self-insert name?
Monika: Fine Conrado.
There. Now, for you guys-
Alex: buenas pendejos. Podemos empezar de una vez, Monoka?
Monika: THAT'S NOT MY NAME! Hmph!
Shut up guys. We have to start.
Both: Fine.
Good. Starting… NOW!
As we enter the room, we see three other girls. The first one, a very tall girl, only being smaller than me by 2 centimeters (1 inch for you Americans) and with wavy purple hair walks up to us. She looks flustered, I wonder why that is?
Purple: W-Welcome to the l-literature club. It's a p-pleasure to meet y-you
Then a small, petite and pink-haired girl pipes up
Pink: Seriously, you brought boys? Wa-
Me: Way to kill the atmosphere? –Pink looks shocked or awed, however I don't know which the correct emotion is because I am a dense motherducker for this stuff.
Pink: H-how did you know?!
Me: Oh, trust me, I have dealt with this tens of times. I am NOT letting myself be battered with words or fists. And trust me, this guy over here is quite the arsenal of those. -I point to Alex.
Pink just looks away and seems annoyed. When I realize my outburst was directed against a girl for a dumb cause, I immediately stutter and try to apologize, while my cheeks turn apple red.
Me: I-I'm so sorry! I-I didn't mean it, I swear! -However, the damage is done.
I decide to not be a stupid idiot and just let MC talk. We three look at each other, and I swear we all had fired up cheeks and collectively thinking: This club… is full of cute girls!I
I whisper to Alex.- Me: "Boludo, sabes si tenemos una chance para acernos amigos con las pibas o nos van a patear en el culo?"
Alex: Probablemente la segunda si somos idiotas. Dejemosle a Michelangelo de las conversasiones por ahora y tratemos de hacernos amigos con la Violeta.
Since we are both socially awkward and filled with social anxiety, we were looking more and more flustered and worried, leading to us deciding to stay quiet and screw around instead. After MC introduced himself, he went to talk with Monika. Ah, Monika, the most popular girl, a legendary athlete and one of the bullies that drove us to our demons. I have loathed her ever since. MC forgives her, but I and Alex hold a big grudge against her. Me because of what I said before and Alex because she always stole his food and distributed it to their "hitmen", the tards as they say in greentexts. Kind of like fake communism. She has changed, apologized, and accepted getting F's during that semester no matter what (yes, the teachers know how to hurt a strictly A+ student), but we still of hate her for her actions, even though she is better these days.
And here she comes.
Alex quickly scoots away to Pink, which MC says is called Natsuki, while Yuri, the purple-haired girl, backs away and goes to read a book with an ominous-looking cover with a blood red eye in the center. It says Eye of Makarov. Weird. Just as I am about to go away too, Monika taps me in the shoulder.
I stare at her with a pissed look.
Me: What do you want?
Monika: Jeez, I barely touch you and you are already aggressive? You have to calm down!
Me: *humph*. Okay. My name is Conrado, and I am here to visit the club as Sayori asked us. Now what are you doing here, Monika?
Monika: She didn't tell you? I am the club president!
Although I want to shout at her on how the fudge she managed to recruit 3 girls who probably know of her past, I decide to ask something more important.
Me: Wait, weren't you part of the debate club last year?
Monika: Yes, but I decided to leave. They usually argued about politics and videogames. If they weren't being idiots like that they would be arguing about budget, advertising and planning to ruin each other's reputation. Only I and a student couple cared at all. So long story short; it was chaos.
Me: meh, that is normal.
Monika: WAIT, WHAT?! -Monika looks shocked.
Me: Chaos is normal in every Latino country, but there is always one kid who protests about it all the time and nobody cares. Wait, where are you from?
Monika: From what I know, we are all American, but have Japanese ancestors. Quite a big coincidence. From what Sayori says MC is basically an American with British nationality and accent.
Me: She got that right. Wait, that means Alex and I are the only Latinos in the squad. But enough with the chit-chat. I still got to introduce myself to the other girls.
The rest goes as expected. Yuri and I lose composure all the time, me because of anxiety and Yuri for no apparent reason. We discuss literature works, mostly dystopias, horror and other books like 1984, The Man in the High Castle, Homo Deus and such. After a stutter-filled conversation, I try and go talk to Natsuki, but she tells me to leave her alone. Then, Monika pipes up
Monika: Okay everyone! Let's all make a group so we can discuss some things, including our guests.
The girls arrange eight desks so everyone has a seat, leaving room in case someone comes in later. There are 4 seats, each one besides one of the girls. I sit besides Sayori, Alex besides Natsuki and MC besides Yuri, leaving Monika a little bit… …disappointed? Strange.
Monika: So, I don't know if Sayori told you, but Natsuki brought cupcakes!
MC: Oh cool! I love cupcakes!
Me: Nice. I haven't eaten a lot of sugary pastiries these days.
Sayori: Let me get them!
Natsuki denies. Natsuki: No, I made them so I will get them! –She then turns her mouth into a smug smile. - Besides, you would probably eat them all before you got here!
Yuri: I-I'l go make some tea!
Monika: Well, that is a nice compliment to the cupcakes!
Me: Honestly, I would normally pass, but I might as well try.
Alex: Oh, so it seems you finally open up for new foods and drinks!
Me: Callate gil.
Alex: Okay. First of all-
Natsuki interrupts Alex as she places down the cupcakes. Natsuki: Wow, fight much?
MC: You haven't seen the half of it.
Alex: No shit Sherlock. –As Alex realizes he swore in front of the girls who aren't even used to swearing, he gets flustered- Ooops, sorry, slip of the tongue!
Monika, Sayori and Natsuki: LANGUAGE!
Me: *sigh* Sorry. You might not like it, but you are going to have to get used to it if you want us to join. -Then I mutter so fast even Alex can't understand: "porque yo soy un idiota de mierda que no merece vivir". Ugh, what am I saying? Oh right, the truth. I promise we will try not to do so again, but no guarantee.
Monika and Natsuki sigh and huff, angered a little by the ordeal. However, when Yuri comes back it has dispersed to merely not looking at us for a while.
Yuri worriedly asks: Um, w-what happened?
Natsuki: Long story short, Alex screwed up and dropped the S-bomb.
MC: Um, can we just sit down and continue as Monika asked? Please?
Sayori: He's right. Why can't we just ignore the mistake for now and be friends?
Monika, somehow, manages to go from a frown to adopting a cheerful smile IN THE SPAN OF HALF A SECOND. .
Monika: Sayori's right! Let's just sit down and continue the meeting!
Natsuki: Okay, fine. –She then turns her mouth into a cheerful smile- Anyways, dig in!
Sayori devours hers in 1 second, Yuri eats it sucking the enjoyment and sweet goodness out of it as much as she can before digesting it, Natsuki eats it normally but is concentrated on it like she has tunnel vision, Monika eats it with the Perfect Bite™ method, Alex throws it like a bomb and eats it in 5 seconds with a delighted expression in his face, MC looks for the perfect spot and then chomps it down directly while I eat it slowly but surely. In a minute, all of us are finished.
Sayori: Mmmmmm! So good!
Yuri: These cupcakes are really good Natsuki. Thank you.
Monika: Wow, these are really good!
MC: These are great!
Me: I feel like I am going to explode from this piece of Art made by the Sweets God, which is you Natsuki.
Alex: Wow, these are good! I wish I knew how to bake sweets better.
Natsuki, still with the cheerful smile, says: Thank you for the compliments! Wait, Alex, you said that you bake?
Alex, with a big grin, says: Well, we all three live in Conrado's house. We rotate cooking between traditional, meat-based or fried foods made by him, Salads made by MC and Mexican food made by me. However, we aren't too good at sweets. It would be nice to learn.
Monika: That's wonderful! Moving on, let's drink the tea!
As I and Alex both are about to drink the tea, Yuri exclaims "Careful, it's still very hot!" This refrains the others from drinking it right now, but I and Alex drink it anyways, joined by MC. MC's hazel eyes brighten up, Alex's pupils grow and I open my eyes wide.
Me: Yuri, this is good!
MC: This is better than my mom used to make!
Alex: Yuri, this tea is excellent! Thank you!
Yuri and Natsuki: H-how come you didn't even flinch?!
Me and MC: Alex.
All eyes turn to Alex, which says: Mexican food.
Monika: Well, you trio are all full of surprises!
Yuri: I agree with Monika. Anyways, the tea should have cooled down to being drinkable for us, so maybe you should try it?
Sayori: Sure!
After the girls do the same exchange as before, Monika, yet again, pipes up
Monika: So what brought you to the literature club?
Me: Alex was joining the Anime club, but it is full of weebs and Sayori convinced him to come. Both MC and I had nothing to do so we decided to check it out. Besides, as I already told Yuri, I have been reading books like Homo Deus, so I decided 'screw it, why not'. Although I'd rather play videogames, a good book is important to have by your side to read every once in a while. Also, MC and Alex read manga so they could expand his literature range.
MC: Hey!
Yuri bluntly says: I don't think manga is true literature.
With the rage of a thousand tsunderes, she shouts "M-MANGA IS LITERATURE!"
Alex: Heck yeah you are right!
Sayori: Guys, please stop fighting! –however, Sayori's words have no effect this time and it turns into a battlefield. Just instead of bullets they are sentences. Alex and Natsuki are shouting at Yuri, who is using wits to counterattack, MC is just standing with a poker face like he is having Vietnam flashbacks while Sayori tries to calm them down.
On the confusion, I ask Monika: "Hey Monika, do you want me to quiet them?"
Monika: Okay…
With the rage of something really angry, I shouted "CALLENSE LA BOCA!" so loudly my tea cup actually moved a few centimeters. Everyone looks at me both shocked and holding their ears, with a mix of terror and awe in their faces. Except for MC. He is still looking like before but has turned his attention to me.
Me: I'm sorry for destroying your eardrums, but for the third time, can we continue?!
All: ...
After that whole ordeal, it is relatively quiet. After half an hour, I pipe up.
Me: Wait, we haven't decided if we were to actually join. Bu-
The girls, who had been chatting happily as if nothing had happened, look at us and change their expression to a disappointed one.
Monika: Oh…
Yuri: Sorry then…
Sayori: …
Natsuki: Aw man!
Me: BUT, we have nothing to do. So I'm in. What do you guys say?
MC: Sure.
Alex: oh well, we have nothing left to do, we aren't interested in other clubs, and we like the club. Why not?
One by one, the girl's faces brighten up.
Monika: Perfect!
Yuri: That's good!
Sayori: Yay!
Natsuki: Good, I'd be super pissed if you only came for the cupcakes.
Monika: Oh, look at the time! We have to go!
After our respective goodbyes, sayori says
Sayori: Hey, do you guys want to walk home togheter?
Alex shrugs while MC and I simply say "Sure."
And thus, that is the story of the first day in "Heaven".
Author's notes:
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