I was in the kitchen, talking to all the cohosts about the special guest.
"Okay guys, he's going to show up in the truth or dare room, so don't kill him if he shows up." Everyone nodded and we headed to the Truth or Dare room.
(All of the cohosts and Author walked down the Endless Hallway. They reached the door marked 'Chrono Truth or Dare', and walked in. Inside, Crono and Serge were playing chess while Marle and Kid watched. Glenn was shining his dual Einlanzers while Karsh was sharpening his axe.)
I watched as Serge moved his Queen piece next to Crono's King, saying "Checkmate." in the process, then I smirked as I blew up the table with a stick of dynamite, chess pieces flying everywhere as the board landed on Crono, who fell over in his chair as the table crushed his head. I ignored the glare that Serge gave me as he picked up the board and the pieces. I looked at everyone.
"Our new guest will be here right about-" Suddenly, a sword slashed through the door that mirrored Sasuke Uchiha's swordplay. Seconds later, a 22-year old man wearing a fireproof and bulletproof Organization XIII cloak appeared where the door was standing. His hair was a dark brown and reached the base of his neck. A dark green lightsaber was hooked on his side as well as a watch that can stop and reverse time. On his head was a black baseball cap with a sharp brim that looked like a boomerang.
"You must be him." I said, extending my hand out. "Meet our new co-host."
"Hello. My name is MasterSprintersan, and its nice to be here… You can call me Matthew. Can I have some of your powers?" I nodded, and gave Matthew some of my Author Powers. MaxB moaned at this and said, "Why does he get Author Powers? I WANT AUTHOR POWERS!" I rolled my eyes and said, "Remember the last time I gave you Author Powers in chapter 2? I ended up with a Nu on top of me, so no powers for you." MaxB did not move, but let out a low, long groan, as I watched Matthew. Matthew snapped his fingers and suddenly 5 Imps (or Dwarves, depending if you got either both Chrono Trigger or Chrono Cross) appeared, and ran toward the cast, who defeated them.
"Anyway, we have some new dares today." I said after I used my Author Powers to fix the table and dig up the time traveller's head out from under the ground. "They're from -" Matthew shoved me out of the way. "Me. I say:
MaxB: here's a Cerberus gun Vincent Valentine uses in Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII.
Pretty funny, as usual, sierragust! Here's my set of dares:
Marle: Swim to the bottom of the Great Sea!
Crono: Steal a Cucco away from Anju!
Serge: Punch Ingo straight in the face!"
"Let's get this show on the road!" I said after I gave my brother the pistol, warping Marle outside the Tower of the Gods. Marle took in a sharp breath and dove into the water just before Link and the King of Red Lions sailed into the tower. "Let's leave her there for a bit while my brother detonates everything in site."
I then headed to Kakariko Village with Crono, who saw a Cucco. He immediately chased after it, saying "COME BACK HERE, DINNER!" I blinked. "And I thought Ike was wierder…"
I then took Serge to Lon Lon Ranch (before you get your horse), and Serge looked around, seeing Ingo. "I have to punch him?" He asked me, who nodded. "Have fun!" I said, shoving him towards the man.
"With that taken care of, let's see how Marle is doing." We saw Marle swimming away from a pair of Gyorgs. I rolled my eyes, and warped Marle back in the Truth or Dare room as MaxB ran out of ammo.
I then warped back into Kakariko Village, where I saw Crono covered with scratches, a broken nose, and egg yolks covering his eyes. I groaned. "Man, you're a mess."
Just then, we saw Serge running up to them with a camera in hand. "Let's head back now."
I took the video from Serge, uploaded it on YouTube, and watched.
(Video feed)
After Link had beaten Ingo for the third time, Serge crept behind him, hand turned into a fist. He tapped Ingo on the shoulder, and punched him right in the face, running away from him as far as he can.
(End transmission)
MaxB and WanderingSoulofTime had some "WTF?!" looks on their faces, but I laughed so hard, my chair falls over. Recovering, I said. "I guess that's all."
"Not quite." MaxB says, pointing to the table. I walked over to the table, picks up the papers and read:
"Truths:
Crono, We all know that you like Marle and all, but have you EVER looked at Lucca in any kind of *exual way?
Marle, Have you ever read a Twilight book?
Lucca: Are you still a virgin or not?
Crono smiled, blushing slightly and shook his head. "No, not that I know of." Suddenly, two hammers from the previous chapter came crashing down on him, exploding on contact and sending him flying across the room, into the wall. He picked himself up and sighed.
"Okay, a little bit." Crono said, dusting himself off. I sighed.
"Man, that was awkward…" I said, handing Marle a Twilight book. Marle walked to a nearby chair and sat down.
(Few hours later…)
Tears streamed down her face as Marle handed the book back to me, saying "That was the most sweetest and longest book I've ever read."
"Good. LUCCA, GET YOUR REAR END OUT HERE!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Lucca came out, screaming "WHAT IS IT?!"
"Here you go." I said, handing her the paper.
"No, I'm not." Lucca said. WanderingSoulofTime was about to run his sword through her when I warped in Ghirahim, who stabbed him to death. I warped Ghirahim out and revived WanderingSoulofTime, sending Lucca back to her room.
"I forgot to tell you we have some Cross dares now. They're from UnbalancedNinja." I said, seeing Marle grind her teeth at the mention of his name. "He says:
Dark Serge: date Angela from Seiken Densetsu 3; perhaps in secret so that Kid doesn't find out.
Magus: battle against Strago from Final Fantasy III/VI.
Guile: attack Alex from Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete"
I warped in a purple haired woman wearing a beautiful red dress, looking around the room.
"Where am I?" Angela asks, then looks at me strangely. "Who are you?"
"Hey Angela, you're in my Chrono ToD." I said, pointing to Dark Serge (I put Kid in a blindfold). "You'll have to date him."
Angela smiles. "This'll be easy." She grabs Dark Serge's arm, who glared at me.
"MaxB, bring Magus in here." He nods, and brought Magus (chained up). "Good timing. You have to duel someone."
"Who?" Magus asks.
"An old man."
Magus smirked at me and looked at me with wicked eyes. "These mortal face no real threat to me." He said as he then teleported away. I knew where he was going as I warped all of us to a deserted city, with all the buildings destroyed. I looked at the two fighters, Strago looking uninterested in the fight that was going to happen. MaxB suddenly came out of nowhere.
"GO!" He yelled as he fired a rocket in between both of them. They both jumped out of the way and charged toward each other. Magus charged at Strago and slashed him with his scythe, but Strago avoided all his attacks and struck him with a hidden blade in his Ice Rod. Magus was suddenly getting several cuts.
"Enough! Time to finish this!" Magus said as a Dark Mist surrounded his body. He laughed evilly and smirked at Strago. "It's time to end your life!" He yelled as he charged towards him. Strago managed to jump out of the way, and focused power in his two rods. The Fire Rod was coated in flames while the Ice Rod was covered in sharp icicles. Strago charged after Magus and stabbed his chest. Magus blocked the attack and pushed Strago back. Then he started to charge up a energy attack.
Strago saw what Magus was doing, and focused power in his two rods for a strong magical attack.
"DARK MATTER!" Magus yelled as he launched a beam of pure darkness at Strago.
"ULTIMA!" Strago yelled as he fired a blue barrier at Magus. The two beams hit in the middle and made a huge blinding light.
"WHOA!" I yelled as the light blinded me, and I put a forcefield around everyone. The shockwave of the two beams colliding destroyed all the buildings surrounding the area. The birds flying overhead were burned alive by the brightness of the light. When the light faded, there was a huge crater about the size of Texas where the two beams hit. I saw Magus and Strago, barely standing.
"Looks like I lost…" Magus said as he fell to the ground, unconscious.
"Big deal…" Strago said as he also fell to the ground, unconscious.
"Well that was sad. Next!" I warped in Alex, who immediately charged after Guile. Guile tried his best to block all of his attacks, but Alex found an opening and stabbed him in the abdomen. I warped Alex out and revived Guile.
"Here's the rest of his dares," I said, hearing Crono and Marle groan. "He says:
Crono: scarf down 3 hot dogs in a ROW!
Marle: shave your head for five minutes!"
MaxB cooked up 3 hot dogs as Crono sat down at the table, where he proceeded take one of the hot dogs in his mouth.
(1 hour later)
It took ever ounce of will-power for Crono to keep himself in check as he tried to eat the third hot dog, but instead ran for the bathroom and slammed the door. Gagging noises were heard from inside and I rolled my eyes.
"Idiot!" I shouted to him, handing an electric razor to Marle.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Marle's voice screeched after reading her dare as she grabbed the razor from me, heading to the other bathroom.
(5 hours later)
Marle soon came out with a bald head as I laughed so hard, while MaxB and WanderingSoulofTime had some "WTF?!" looks on their faces. Crono soon saw Marle with a bald head, and bugged out as I used my Author Powers to grow her hair out again.
"Here's the next set of dares from-" WanderingSoulofTime shoved me out of the way.
"Me. I say:
Serge: Get locked in a closet with a tiger for five hours.
Truth for Kid: How did you feel when Lynx kidnapped your sister?
Crono: face Sasuke Uchiha (Shippūden version).
sierragust and MaxB: Chocolate ice cream cookies!
"Thanks!" I gobbled mine down while MaxB chews it calmly. After I was done, I opened the closet and sent a saber tooth tiger in there as well as an annoying orange. Serge reeled back, shaking his head.
"Are you crazy? I can't go in there!" He said. I sighed, and shoved an ice cube down his back, hearing Serge getting himself mauled by the tiger.
"Oldest trick in the book." MaxB says. I rolled my eyes and slapped him across his head. "Oww!" He yelled before crying. I ignored him.
"We'll leave him there for a couple of hours."
(5 hours later)
"Well, it's time to let Serge out." I opened the closet and a terrifyed Serge ran out of the closet and through a window, cracking his skull upon contact and blood slowly oozing out of his ear. I used my Author Powers to revive Serge, and the Arbiter of Time glared at me.
"I was bored!" I said, turning to Kid. "You're up, Kid." The blond thief sighed.
"I was simply disgusted, angry, and filled with hatred after that bloody bastard kidnapped Sis, I went after him to skin him alive because my heart was set on revenge, mate." Kid said, sharpening her dagger.
"But you know. Revenge won't bring anyone happiness. Nobody at all." I said as I smirked wickedly. "Crono, dare for you-!" The spiky red haired time traveler came out of his room as I ignored Kid's glare.
"Again…? Oh Gods, I wonder who it is this time." He said, taking the papers from me and reading them. Crono snickered and then paled at who he got to face as his opponent.
"Sasuke Uchiha? That raven haired ninja whose entire clan just got massacred by his heartless older brother and had sought out power to kill him? I have to face him after he killed off both Orochimaru and Deidara as well as almost killing off Naruto?" He asked, looking at me as I nodded and smirked wickedly.
"Yeah, you do. See you at your own funeral!" I said as I warped in a fair-skinned raven haired ninja wearing a white long-sleeved shirt, similar in appearance to the lavender long-sleeved shirt worn by Kimimaro and which was open at the torso, with a smaller version of the Uchiha crest on his collar. He wore dark blue pants with a blue cloth hanging from halfway up his stomach to his knees along with black armguards that covered his forearms and stretched up to reach his upper biceps. He also wore a purple rope belt around his waist, tied in a bow, in which he carries his sword. He looks around the Truth or Dare room with his emotionless onyx-black eyes in complete confusion.
"Where am I?" Sasuke asks, pausing to examine and look at me strangely. "Just who the hell are you?"
"Doesn't matter to me. Face him, and I'll take you back to face Itachi at the Uchiha Hideout." I said, pointing to Crono.
Sasuke looked at Crono and smirked as he rested his hand on his sword. "This'll be over quickly and once I'm done, I'll kill that bastard for slaughtering my entire clan in one night!" He said as he pulled out his Sword of Kusanagi from its scabbard on his back.
A wicked impulse flashed through Crono as he smirked as well, pulling out his Dreamseeker sword after he felt his heart accelerate as he surveyed the Uchiha swordsman. "We'll see about that, Sasuke." He said as I warped the two to Magus' castle. I warped in a chair and a bag of popcorn as well as heading into the bunkers left over from WanderingSoulofTime's Truth or Dare, watching as Crono suddenly threw a barrage of lightning bolts at Sasuke, who dodged every one of them (similar to how Sasuke was able to dodge Danzō's shuriken at the Kage Summit with Tobi/Obito watching).
'So he also possess the power to use lightning chakra, huh? Well, we'll see about that.' Sasuke said to himself, smirking. He summoned a giant snake to distract the spiky red haired swordsman long enough so he could use one of his fūma shuriken. The time traveler narrowly dodged the fūma shuriken that Sasuke summoned with the help of a snake, Crono blocking the giant weapon with his Dreamseeker as he fought to control himself and Sasuke was surging his Chidori through the blades as the shuriken buried itself into the wall. I looked at the two swordsmen in complete awe as both Crono and Sasuke clashed their swords against each other. Sasuke actually found himself almost reaching to the point where he proceeded to take his shuriken in his hand, and closed his eyes, listening to the burning flames as Crono watched him intensively, gripping his sword (if you want to picture this fight, think of Sasuke facing Itachi, but replace Itachi with Crono. This fight was TOTALLY my idea, by the way).
'This guy is quick… Oh Gods, I better keep my distance between myself and that lightning of his.' Crono thought, tightening the grip on his sword and watching Sasuke as the Uchiha activated his Sharingan.
Crono then sped up to Sasuke, delivering the first strike with his DreamSeeker. Sasuke jumped clear out of range and raced up to him while avoiding the lightning bolts as he used his chakra to summon Kirin. Crono raised his hands and roared; electric currents crackled across his body as the war cry left his lips. He then roared again, sending bursts of lightning energy rippling in all directions as he then noticed that Sasuke was standing right behind Crono, who instantly turned around to see him smirking as he did a couple hand signs.
"This is the end for you!" Sasuke said in rage, forming a ring with his two fingers and putting them in front of his mouth. Crono dodged the fireball jutsu and charged after Sasuke, who clashed their swords against each other again. Tears of blood streamed down the left side of his face as Sasuke activated his Mangekyō Sharingan and shoved Crono's DreamSeeker out of reach. Crono felt his heart accelerate as Sasuke literally killed the young man by stabbing him in the heart. I was simply mind blown as Sasuke sheathed his sword and I looked at Crono's form.
"That guy wasn't too hard. In fact, he was annoying." Sasuke said, looking at me.
"Damn, that really was quick." I said in complete awe, warping Sasuke out to the Uchiha Hideout and reviving Crono.
"Oh Gods, he's pretty fast." Crono murmured, getting up.
"Consider yourself lucky that Sasuke didn't gauge your eyes out of your eye sockets to keep himself from going completely blind unlike Madara." I said, smirking. It took ever ounce of will-power for Crono to keep himself in check as I warped us back to the Truth or Dare room.
"That's all for now."
