The Doctor, Jack and Lynda watched grimly as the figure stood there, hiding in the smoke. Then suddenly it shrieked.
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!" It screamed and tackle hugged the Doctor, knocking him over.
"Oww…" he said. "Rose?" she looked at him giggling. Rose got off him and saw Jack.
"HI JACK!" she yelled and glomped him too. "Hihihihi! I missed you guys!" she said, letting go of Jack. The men stared at her, speechless.
"So, so ,so, guess what?! Where on a gameshow network, and it is soooooooooo cool!"
"What did they do to her?" Jack asked the Doctor, watching as Rose attempted a one-handed cartwheel, landed on her ass, then noticed Lynda for the first time.
"I don't know," he said, as Rose attempted to introduce herself to Lynda by telling the other woman her life-story at light speed. Lynda looked scared.
"Anyway!" Rose said, running back to the two men. "Where was I? Oh, woke up and I was like, 'Whoa! Where the hell am I,' and this guy's all like 'you're in the game station," and I was all like 'kay, what the hell is the game station-"
"Skip to the point Rose," said the Doctor, exasperated.
"Okay, so like I was in this game where you had to drink as many cups of coffee as you can, then race each other! Did you know that alien coffee has like, five times more caffeine then regular coffee, and it tastes sooooooooooooooo good-"
"Rose, how much did you have?" Jack asked. Rose looked at him guiltily.
"I only had a couple, or four, or ten… It's all a bit of a blur…" The Doctor and Jack shared a look. One that said, we are never giving her caffeine. Ever.
"Oh!" she said, running back to her abandoned weapon. "Look what I found!" she said, pointing at it and waving her arms around like an idiot. "It's so funny!" she said, and pointed it at Jack.
"Rose-" Jack said, trying to get her to point the gun somewhere else, when she fired. Instead of disintegrating like he expected, his jumpsuit, and whatever he was wearing under it, melted off his body.
"It's called a de-fabricator!" Rose said, grinning. "I stole it from a couple of robots." Everybody tried not to stare at the suddenly naked spaceship captain, and Rose was proud of her handiwork.
Jack, on the other hand, barely seemed to notice his sudden lack of clothing. He looked at the Doctor, staring intently down the hallway, then Lynda, who suddenly became very interested in her left thumbnail, and Rose who had almost fallen over from giggling too hard.
"You guy's realize I don't mind being naked, right?" He said, laughing.
"We mind!" said the Doctor. Jack could see the blush on the back of his neck. He couldn't pass up an opportunity to tease the timelord.
"Aww. Sounds like someone needs a hug…" he said. Rose collapsed laughing.
"Stand right there Jack!" he said, rushing over to the device with his screwdriver. Jack stood still, and the Doctor rigged the machine so it made new clothes appear on his body. Lynda and the Doctor sighed with relief, Jack and Rose broke out into giggles. Jack was now wearing leather pants, a white shirt, and a vest, he looked vaguely like a pirate.
"C'mon," he said, to a now normal Doctor and Rose, and Lynda, who was debating on wither or not to go back to the mashed potatoes. They all headed down the hallway and found an elevator. For the lack of anything better to do, they headed to floor 500.
Yay for hyper!Rose and naked!Jack!! I think i have to change the rating of this fic...
Reveiws make me happy )
