Hobbits in America
By Samhoku
(I do not have the Imagination so I cannot have written the books.)
I have a picture for Sally in my profile
Chapter
Sally chased Pippin and Merry out of the Kitchen, "Out little heathens! I need to help cook dinner! ARRRGGHHHH"
Pippin and Merry hid behind Legolas trembling. Legolas however was very amused.
John looked at Sally, "Sally what are you doing?"
Sally replied, "I am trying to cook!"
John nodded slowly then looked at Kim and Verona who both had rolling pins, "Pippin...Merry I suggest you stay away from the kitchen."
Charlie and Johnny where trying not to laugh.
Charlie was 5ft 8in at 15 years old. He was a little shorter then Leg-O-Lamb.
Johnny however was only 5ft 4in. So he had fun with the Hobbits.
Sally was back in the kitchen fuming.
Verona and Kim where both boiling water and Sally was finishing peeling potatoes.
A Great Dane came in and stared at the Hobbits. Beulah smiled her doggy smile at them.
Pippin said compleatly awed, "Biggest...Dog...Ever."
Merry smiled weakly, "I remember when dogs where smaller."
Charlie said, "Beulah won't hurt you. She is a Gentle Giant."
Pippin hugged Beulah, "I like you."
Merry hid from Beulah, "Well I don't."
Legolas patted Beulah, "Good dog."
Beulah let a small woof.
Sally came out and started setting the table.
Legolas blurted out, "Why is your hair red?"
Sally looked at the confused Elf, "Because it is."
Legolas asked, "But how?"
Sally said, "I was born that way."
Legolas nodded and looked at Verona, "Why is your hair so curly?"
Verona said, "Because I was born that way."
Legolas looked from Verona to Sally, "Are you two twins?"
Verona burst into laughter and went back into the kitchen.
Sally said, "No. We are not twins."
Legolas nodded and went back to talking to John.
Sally shook her head and finished setting the table
