Disclaimer: Own Naruto, I don't. Any thing referenced in this story belongs to the universe and the wonderful authors/ authortresses out there. Oh and I don't own songs music and that kind of stuff.

Warnings: Just to be sure there might be a little cursing, violence, SPOILERS, SLIGHT fluff (later on, maybe), OOCness, MAYBE CRACKFLICKness and bad spelling & grammar, past & present tense will most likely get jumbled up.

"Talking"/"speaking"/"yelling"/ normal actions

'thought' in No-ones POV or air quotations


Chapter 3: Sharks and Weasels

Itachi's POV

"Kisame do you see what I see? I think it's a girl," I said, trying to find out who she was.

"She is up and walking, I think that she has way to much charka for her size." Kisame informed me, which caused me to activate my sharigan.

"She has too much charka to be a civilian, but the nature of it is soft and unused like one" I told Kisame, he un-tensed.

"I think that she is waving us down, should we avoid her?", Kisame asked, he talks a lot for my taste.

"I want to see who it is," I simply answered. For some weird reason my curiosity got the best of me.

"But I don't think that you know any one that is seventeen," Kisame added.


Caitlin's POV

Where the heck am I? Before I blacked out my sister and I were the only possessors of the sharigan on Earth… I thought to my self as I paced back and fourth. Wait a minute, are those Kisame and Itachi cosplayers? No, if I possess the sharigan this is real!

I looked in a nearby puddle and discovered two things, one is that I look pretty badass, and two I aged a few years.

I waved my arms to catch their attention, it seemed to catch their attention. I sat down on the ground crisscross and tried to activate and deactivate my sharigan, that worked until I went dizzy and fell asleep. The voices were getting closer and closer until they were right beside me. One of them, I think that it was Itachi proposed to carry me back to the base. Kisame agreed and one of them picked me up.

I started to wakeup from my daze and all I heard was footsteps of two people. I was above the ground on someones shoulder, Kisame is beside me so that means… I am on Itachi's fregging shoulder. Inner fangirl activated. Must. Resist. Urges. To. Glomp. I tried to get comfortable.

"Itachi, I think that she is waking up," Kisame whispered, "Can you place her down, I need to ask her some questions."

I felt Itachi nod and softly place me on the ground.

"Hey kid, what is your name and how did you pass out?" Kisame asked me.

"I am Caitlin, I think that I passed out because I tried to use my charka for one of the first times," I answered.

"What were you doing?," Itachi interrogated.

"I was doing this." I flashed my sharigan.

Itachi ran at me and tackled me…He held kunai to my throat.

"What the hell!" I yelled as he attempted to kill me.

"Itachi, she is one of the girls that Leader-sama was telling us about," The fish man observed.

"How did she get the kekkei genkai of the Uchiha?" Itachi asked as he un-tensed and pulled away.

"Oh…um…I forgot to introduce ourselves, I am Kisame and my teammate over there is Itachi." Kisame declared, trying to break the awkward moment. "He is quiet most of the time."

"You can call me Kk," I mumbled under my breath.

Both Kisame and Itachi lost their focus for about an minute, I bet that they were getting a message from Pein.

"Leader-sama needs us to hurry and bring her to the base," Itachi ordered.

Itachi motioned me to get off the ground and get on his back. Oh my god, I think that we are going to go through the trees at ninja speed! I buried my head in his soft cloak, it was warm, that reminded me that he was innocent.

"Hey kid, what do you think of us so far?" Kisame asked. I know that I am not a kid but whatever, this is better than sitting in class. At least they did not kill me on contact.

"Well, Itachi is awesomest and you Kisame are the cutest," I answered, smiling ear to ear.

"Hear that Itachi, I'm cuter." Kisame boasted. Showing a toothy grin.

"hn" Itachi said? That 'hn' could be anything. Why does my one of favorite characters have to be so quiet?

"I guess after our second attempt to catch the Nine-tails holder they decided to send ANBU after us," Kisame stated.

From what I could tell we weren't very far in the series. Sasori has not died at the hands of the pink haired bitch.

I bet the same thing is happening to Megan and Gwen. We already changed the series with us just being here. What is there to lose?

"Your is not in the condition to fight, from what I could tell about your charka." Itachi stated, breaking his silence. I smiled.

"Kid, you might want to hold on," Kisame chuckled. They started to run faster and faster until all I could see was the brown and green of the trees and their leaves. When I activated my sharigan every detail came to life.

"Looks like you are getting the hang of it," Itachi observed, "Kisame your need to say behind and kill off the ANBU, I need to talk to her."

"Okay, Itachi," The shark man answered, as he flickered away.

"Do you know why I attacked?" Itachi asked.

"You thought that you and your brother were the only Uchiha left, after the massacre you and Sasuke were the only ones left. You think I am a survivor. I know that your innocent, the village told you to. I am unsure of my clan if I have one. I probably ruined your plans with your brother. My sister, my friend and I came to this world, they were most likely found by other Akatsuki members," I admitted.

Itachi's eyes widened. He stopped and set me down on a branch and looked me in the eyes, his sharigan was off.

"How do you know?" Itachi stated.

I was saved from answering the question when Kisame arrived after killing the ANBU. He was covered in someone else's blood he was showing his pointed teeth with a ear splitting smile. He looked disturbing and cool at the same time.

"How did it go?" I asked Kisame

"I did not even need to get Sharkskin involved," Kisame ginned showing his satisfaction.

"Thats pretty badass," I said. That made him smile even more and let out a chuckle. Itachi rolled his eyes.

"Lets get moving kid," Kisame proposed, while motioning me to get on Itachi's back once more. I nodded in disapproval.

"I want to try something, how so you run like that?" I asked.

"Well…um, kid you focus your charka at the soles of your feet, and run," Kisame preached.

I felt full of energy, like I could run around the world. I tried to focus the energy of my being to the bottoms of my feet. My feet started glowing blue, I ran with all my power. Their eyes widened. Ha! I think that they weren't expecting that! It took more concentration than I thought. I slipped a few times. Kisame and Itachi was on my tail, guiding me in the right direction.

"You are learning very fast kid," Kisame chuckled, "If your buddies learn just as quick as you, the Akatsuki just might have three new members."

I blushed at this, would they really except us? They might, but probably not as members.

"I must warn you, sometimes Megan can be like Tobi she is my sister, and Gwen takes after Hidan and she is my friend. You have a problem with them, you have a problem with me," I kindly warned, "We have each others back, we might act stupid but we are smart." I could of sworn that I saw Kisame sweat-drop when I mentioned Hidan and Tobi.

"Thanks for the warning. Hey Itachi, should we warn her about Pein and the other members?," Kisame stated.

Kisame received a 'hn' in return, I think that it was a yes.

"Okay kid when you talk to him address him a Leader-sama or Pein-sama. Show him and Konan the upmost respect if you want to keep your head or any other body parts," Kisame advised, "Don't make any of the members angry until you are good friends with them like us."

"Yay we are friends!" I gleefully yelled getting a 'WTF' look from Itachi which made me smile at his puzzlement. "And thank you"

"Hey do you all want to find a area to spend a place to spend the night, it's starting to get dark," Kisame asked, "There might be a clearing up ahead."

When I woke up, I guess that I forgot to look at the sky and guess what time it was.

I said 'yes' while Itachi said one of his infamous 'hn's. We kept on running until we found a spot where we could rest and not be seen, and see if anyone was about to attack. I was sure that this spot would keep us concealed.

I found a nice pile of leaves Kisame found a spot in the trees to sleep in. Itachi lit a small fire with his Fireball Jutsu. I guess that he had first watch, because after he lit the fire he was gone. The flames danced casting shadows across the ground, it was beautiful.

I fell asleep cold, because I was still wearing my clothes from my world. Which included a plain red t-shirt, a black pair of pants, and finally a pair of lace-up black and white converses. A few hours after I fell asleep I felt something warm draped over me. I barely woke, I saw a figure. I truly did not care what was covering me, I cuddled into it.

In the morning, when I woke the item that was keeping me warm was gone. I wonder what it was. I will probably find out soon.

"Hey Kisame, if we see any see any shops can we take a short pit-stop, 'cus I am hungry," I think that I had money before I left. I reached in my pocket and found paper money. "I have money!"

"Come on, lets get moving kid," Kisame said patting my head, "I know your not a kid but, I'm still going to call you one." He handed me a handful of berries.

We started to walk in the direction of a road, I think. Itachi and Kisame jumped on a branch of a tree, I followed suit. On the third branch I slipped, only to be caught by both S-rainked criminal missing ninjas.

"I have not got the hang of this yet," I stated. Kisame chuckled while I was catching my balance.

Of course I am happy, but I am surrounded by two people that kill me any second if I make the wrong move. They got orders from Pein, so they won't kill me. I am very unsure about Itachi, I just hope that he won't attack me again. Kisame calls me 'kid', so I bet that I am on his good side. I guess that I'm worrying about nothing.

I am probably the only one worrying about this problem.

"When will we get to the base?" I asked.

"Two days'" Itachi answered. Two days, two days until I get prosecuted by Pein, and two days until I get to meet my sis and my friend.

Done with chapter three, sorry if this one was depressing. For those who don't know what a glomp is, it is a run/jump/tackle/fangirl-hug. I don't care, I will always ask this question, ARE ITACHI AND KISAME OUT OF CHARACTER? When I think about Itachi and his brother, it kinda makes me sad. WAIT ITACHI IS WAY OUT OF CHARACTER.

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Song of the Chapter: Tomorrow by SR-71