Authors Note:
YAY! I like to make people laugh ::snickers:: Okay I'd like to thank Anaen, Thrushflight, and Readerfanfic for reviewing my last chapter. And Jaystar and Shadowpup for reviewing the first chapter. This chapter kind of sucks, but you can still read it if you want to! I was in a bad mood when I wrote it but yea. I think next chapter will be about Firepaw…muhahahahahaha. I guarantee you it will be better than this one. Oh and Ideas are always welcome. R&R
Flashback to the past
Bluefur's issue: Falling out
Oakheart: Hey honey! I'm home from work!
Bluefur: Where have you been::twitches:: Mosskit, Mistykit and Stonekit are driving me CRAZY!!!!!
Oakheart: Oh and it's my fault that I have an actual job! Being deputy of RiverClan is hard work!
Bluefur: I would've been ThunderClan deputy if it weren't for these kits that YOU bestowed upon me! Caring for three kits is harder than your job that's for sure!
Oakheart: Fine. ::Hacks Mosskit into little bite sized pieces with an axe:: there, two kits should be easier to take care of.
Bluefur::bottom jaw hits floor:: YOU JUST KILLED OUR KIT!!!
Oakheart: Yes, yes I did ::waves butt in air:: Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh. You know, Graypool could do a better job caring for them than you.
Bluefur (sarcastically): You've got to be beeping me…
Mistykit::runs around crazily:: Beep beep beep beep! Hey dad, you're a piece of beep. Hehe, hey Stonekit I learned a new word!
Oakheart: That is it! You are an abusive mother! I'm taking our kits back to RiverClan!
Bluefur: You just hacked one of our kits to pieces and you're telling me I'M abusive?
Oakheart::takes remaining kits and runs out front door:: Graypool will care for them!
Sunstar::randomly appears:: Bluefur, you are now the new deputy of ThunderClan!
Bluefur: Yay!
Thistleclaw: Wha? Buh Suhstah thah noh faaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhh!!! I shoo behh deputahh::sucks thumb::
Tawnyspots::kicks Thistleclaw hard in the spot that hurts:: Shut up dawg! I needa get my gangsta sleep, yo.
Thistleclaw::writhes on floor, whining::
Bluefur: Woooooooosh::leaps in air and clonks her head on disco ball::
Jaypaw (still in cheerleading outfit): That's alright, that's okay! She'll be up in a few days! Wooooo!
Lionheart: What are you doing here? You don't show up for another two series, and a magna!
Jaypaw::blows up::
Lionheart: Okay, then….
Crookedstar::leads RiverClan into camp:: Where is my crack?! It was supposed to be sent to me last night.
Tawnyspots::takes out shotgun:: Yo, son. Chill out homie, before I blow your bleepin brains out.
Mistykit::streaks through camp:: bleep, bleep, bleep! Hey Stonekit, I learned another new word!
Crookedstar::loads his pistol:: RiverClan, get ready!
RiverClan::takes out series of knives, guns, and axes::
ThunderClan::takes out series of pigs and other farm animals::
Tawnyspots::rolls eyes:: You got to be beeping me…
(everyone starts firing guns and….hitting each other with pigs)
Pig: OOIIIIINNNK
Sunstar::gets shot in the face::
Tigerclaw: Oh my God! They killed Sunstar!
Lionheart: You bastards!
Tawnystripeauthor::appears and shocks everybody:: HEY! HEY! HEY! Number one! That should have been bleeped out! And Number Two, This is not South Park, this is a horrible rendition of Warriors! Got it, Lionheart?
Lionheart: Yess Tawnystripe…
(RiverClan leaves, and Bluefur wakes up)
Bluefur: What happened?
Spottedleaf: Sunstar didn't give Crookedstar his daily dosage of crack, so he killed him.
Bluefur: Yay::licks the pig::
(Bluefur goes and becomes Bluestar)
Bluestar: I'm back from Highstones everyone!
ThunderClan: Ohh no, crazy is back!
Bluestar: WHAT DID YOU SAY? I now declare war on StarClan for letting this happen!
Tigerclaw: Hey look, I have some pudding!
Bluestar: Pudding?! Where, Where is this pudding::hops up and down and drools all over keyboard::
Tawnystripeauthor: Ohh come on! Now I have to wash the keyboard ::leaves while jeopardy music plays in the background and everyone waits::
Tawnystripeauthor: Okay, back!
Oakheart: SUNNINGROCKS IS MINE! ALL MINE!!!
Redtail::thowamps him over the head with a rock:: There, no more problem.
Tigerclaw::bites Redtail:: There, now I will be deputy of ThunderClan… ::cackles::
ThunderClan: …………
Tigerclaw: I mean…. There, now I have avenged Redtail… MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ThunderClan:……….Good job Tigerclaw::Celebrates::
Bluestar: PUDDING PUDDY PUDDY PUDDY PUDDING!
Graypaw::walks into camp with Rusty:: Heyy everyone
Fangirls: Oh My Gawd! It's Graypaw!!!!!
Graypaw::gets fanglomped::
Bluestar (Praying): StarClan, please send me all the pudding in the world…
StarClan: Fire alone can save our clan…
Bluestar: What are you StarClan, stupid? I specifically asked for pudding…
