Sorry for not updating. I couldn't think of any good pranks. I got one now though. And sorry to all the people who wanted Suabru to be pranked, but it's hard to think of a prank for him. So here's Kanato's.

Disclaimer: I don't own Diabolik Lovers.


Kanato sat in his room with a whole cake next to him, and Teddy wrapped securely in his arms.

"Ne,Teddy." Kanato looked at the bear. "It's weird that there was a cake from Reiji in front of our room, right?" The bear didn't respond, but Kanato nodded as if it had talked to him. "But it is cake right?" Kanato set down teddy to take a bite of the cake.

As soon as Kanato bit into the cake, he had multiple thoughts. One was that the cake looked good. It's white icing with hints of violet, black sprinkles, and a teddy bear on it. Kanato was enticed the moment he saw it.

The next thought was that he had smelt Yui's blood on it. It was so thick, he had almost drooled when he saw the cake. That had been another thing to entice him.

The last thought was the taste. It had started out sweet, like her blood. But then a weird taste appeared. All of the sweetness was gone. His throat started to burn. As he swallowed it, Kanato was overwhelmed by the sudden spiciness of the cake. He looked around his room trying to find something cool. His eyes fell on a glass of milk on his dresser. He lunged foreword, and gulped it down.


Yui,Ayato,and Laito looked up as Kanato shot out of his room, tears streaked his face and flames were flying out of his mouth.

"HELP ME!" Kanato screamed, running towards them. Laito moved out of the way, and Ayato pulled Yui off to the side.

"What do you need help with Kanato-san?" Yui asked the violet haired vampire.

"Reiji left a cake for me and it burns."Kanato wimpered. Laito and Ayato snickered.

"I think Reiji is in his room." Yui said. Kanato ran off to find the second oldest Sakamaki.

Yui looked over at the Two brothers. "Stop making it so obvious you two."

"Aww. Bitch-Chan," Laito said. "It was funny though." Ayato nodded.

"Okay." Yui looked around. "But if Kanato finds out..."


Kanato stomped to his room. Reiji hadn't even sent that cake to him. Now Kanato just wanted to sit with Teddy. He opened the door to his room and stopped.

"Te...ddy?" Kanato looked around the room, but the bear was gone. "TEDDY!"

Kanato heard the quiet footsteps of someone running away. He looked out to see Ayato running with something hanging limply by his side..."TEDDY!" Kanato chased after the youngest triplet.

Laito wiped his hands as he finished placing the bear on top of Reiji's books. Yui was standing outside in case Reiji came back, though they all doubted it. As soon as Laito closed the door, they ran around the corner and looked. Reiji came a moment later and walked into his room. Then, Ayato came running down the hallway,closely followed by a fuming Kanato. He yanked open Reiji's door.

"Here!" Ayato threw the brown paper bag into Reiji's room. Kanato let out a shriek of rage and lunged into Reiji's room. It was quiet for a moment, before crashing, and screaming filled the room. The two vampires, and Yui shared a glance, before sneaking away.


Well that's all for Kanato. Poor Reiji. He got a lot of hate in this one. I don't hate him, but he's the only one that worked for this chapter. Leave a review! I love to hear what you guys think. And if you have a suggestion, pm or leave it in a review.