It was 9:00.

Urahara awoke, not suspecting a thing, and stretched on his futon, yawning widely. After cracking just about every bone in his neck, fingers, and toes, he stood and walked towards his door, opening it and strolling into the hallway. He saw nothing wrong until it was too late.

"GRRRREAAAAAAAHHHHRRRRR!!!!" With a loud and fierce roar, Bonnie-chan the boar barreled full speed into him. One moment Urahara was standing happily in his hallway, scratching his neck and pondering what was in the fridge to eat, and the next, he was flying at what must have been supersonic speed down the hallway, at the head of what seemed like an angry train. Bonnie-chan's owner, none other than Ganjyu, was chasing her, yelling. Almost tripping over his own feet while turning the corner, he sprinted after his boar, screaming incoherently. Bonnie-chan, hearing her owner, promptly put on the brakes and turned around. Snorting gleefully, she charged Ganjyu. Ganjyu's eyes widened as he saw his beloved pet and means of transportation hurtling down the hallway back towards him, and he decided to run for it. Scrambling madly around the corner, he fell, scrabbled about for a handhold, managed to pull himself to a crouching position and immediately took off, looking for all the world as if a large and angry boar was on his tail. Which it was, of course.

Meanwhile, Urahara's gathered momentum kept him going, and he flew down the corridor to meet Ichigo's face with his oh-so-lovely bottom. Ichigo had unknowingly poked his head out, awakened by all the screaming and commotion and whatnot going on outside, and asked simply: "Wadis goin on here a?". A rather crudely phrased question, but with a unmistakable meaning. Urahara, however, heard none of this, and butted (literally) Ichigo down the hall with him. The two companions landed in a heap on the floor near the main door, knocking down a number of shelves on their way.

With many a exaggerated groan, Urahara got up painfully, pretending to be mortally wounded, though it was Ichigo who had had the brunt of the fall. Urahara had landed on him, and Ichigo was rather soft and squishy, making him perfect to fall on. Not that that was Urahara's original intention of course. Ichigo, however, was rather worse for wear. His eye was blackened by Urahara's bottom, his cheek had a massive bruise from Urahara's bottom, his nose felt folded in half from Urahara's bottom, and his head had a visible lump on it from the floor, which he had been squished onto by Urahara's bottom!

"Curse that bottom!" He muttered fiercely, trying to pry his flattened and hurt self from the floor of the shop.

Urahara had already gotten up, and was now trying to detach Ichigo from the floor. At that moment, Yoruichi calmly and coolly stepped out of her own room, suppressing a small yawn.

"My my, how amusing. What have we here?" She asked in a slightly gleeful tone.

"I was waking up, and that-that-that- THING barreled me over!" Urahara complained.

"Bonnie-chan is not a thing!" Ganjyu's anguished voice came from around the corner. Quite obviously, his boar had gotten him as well.

"Eeerrrrrrhhhhm" muttered the barely conscious Ichigo.

"How...interesting. I wonder how this happened" Yoruichi implied innocently, raising her eyebrows slightly, her expression solemn.

Ganjyu's head popped out from around the corner. It had a huge lump on it.

"I can only think that somebody must have let Bonnie-chan out."

"Who would have done that?" Urahara asked, looking thoroughly bewildered with the prospect of somebody purposely setting a monster on them.

"I don't know!" Yoruichi exclaimed, stepping swiftly back into her room and closing the door before her laughter threatened to overcome her. Once inside, she doubled up with silent mirth, and survived only by burying her face in her pillow.

Meanwhile, outside her room, Ganjyu and Urahara had just managed to peel Ichigo off the floor and were now all comforting themselves with cups of sake and kind words to each other, such as

"don't worry, nobody could have stood up to Bonnie-chan when she was in that stage" or "I'm amazed you're still alive, your resistance to injuries is rather amazing."

Soon, Urahara and Ganjyu were happily tipsy, and Ichigo was cold out on the floor, having been knocked by Urahara's flailing arm as he flopped about in his drunken state.

Yoruichi stuck her head out of the door and couldn't help but burst into laughter again once she was safe in her room.

But she wasn't done yet.

A/N: Please review. I don't care if you like it or not. Yoruichi's next trick in the next chapter. Hint: It involves sake.