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mangagakaz, I don't know if you got my reply so, yes this is high school.
I like pie, but this chapter has nothing to do with pie. Candy is tasty!
I dedicate this chapter to my reviewers and hitters who read the story.
Part 1: Team Name...
"Next time, warn me before I jump out the second floor window, guys," Kai said.
"You said you were okay so we jumped too," Neji said rubbing his shoulder.
"We got bigger problems! What if the pervy principal call our parents?!" Naruto asked.
"Get a hold of yourself!" Sasuke told Naruto before smacking him twice.
"Okay, I'm alright."
"I'll tell you when you're alright," Sasuke said before smacking Naruto three more times. "You're fine now."
"Anyway, we're teenagers, Naruto and it's the end of the school year. Why would he call our parents?" Kai said.
"And Jiraiya's cool. He wouldn't do that," Neji pointed out.
"I'm sure when we come back to school tomorrow, he would've forgotten all about it," Sasuke said. (AN he's dead wrong!)
"Yeah!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Let's go to Neji's house," Kai said.
"Why my house?"
"Because my annoying older sister is visiting my house from college."
"She's real pretty! We should go to your house, Kai!" Naruto exclaimed. Kai started to choke him.
"Ahhhh! Okay, okay! I give!" Kai stopped.
"My father's not home so, that's a good idea," Neji said.
"Great! We're off to Neji's!"
On the way...
"That fight got outta hand really quickly," Kai said, breaking the silence.
"Yeah, Naruto slammed a guy through a table!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"That was nothin'! Neji knocked out a bunch of people!" Naruto pointed out.
"Yeah, but Kai beat up people with weapons!" Neji said.
"Where did you learn those attacks from anyway?" Sasuke asked.
"The soul attacks?" Kai asked.
"Yeah!"
"Last year, Gai taught 'em to me."
"Gai?" Everyone gasped.
"Yeah. On that day I went to the dojo early, he taught me three techniques: Supreme Soul Kick, Rising Soul Dragon, and Diving Soul Dragon."
"And you're just now showing us these techniques?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah, I was saving them for fighting one of you guys."
"Hn." Sasuke said.
"Hn." Neji said. (AN can you actually call hn saying something?)
"Hmm. We need a team name guys!" Naruto exclaimed out of the blue.
"Team name?" Everyone asked.
"Yeah! I was thinking 'Ramen Lovers'!"
"No."
"How 'bout 'Naruto Champs'?"
"Hell no."
"What about 'Byakugan'?" Neji asked.
"Why Byakugan?" Kai asked.
"It makes us sound tough."
"I know 'Football Player Destroyers'!" Naruto exclaimed. Everybody laughed.
"How 'bout 'Soul Breakers'?" Kai asked.
"Maybe," Neji said.
"Got it. 'Sharingan Warriors'!" Sasuke said.
"Why?" Neji asked.
"'Cause it sounds sexy. Sharingan."
"What about Byakugan?"
"That doesn't sound attractive at all. That sounds like an ugly slob. Sharingan Warriors sounds tough and sexy."
"No it doesn't."
"Say Sharingan."
"Sharingan. That does sound sexy!" Neji said
"People will be expecting warriors though," Naruto pointed out.
"What about 'Sharingan Souls'?" Kai asked.
"Perfect!" everyone said.
"It's decided then. We're the Sharingan Souls...!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Yeah!" everyone decided.
"...Who love ramen!" Naruto finished. Five seconds later, he had three anime lumps on his head.
Part 2: Fruit or Vegetable?...
The guys were at Neji's mansion playing basketball indoors.
"Give me that damn ball, Sasuke!" Naruto demanded loudly.
"Here!" Sasuke threw the ball at Naruto and it hit him in the forehead and bounced back to Sasuke.
"THAT HURT, BASTARD!"
"Catch!" Sasuke threw the ball to his partner, Kai. Kai dribbled the ball as he ran closer to the hoop. Neji got in his way. Kai caught the ball.
"Watch this, Neji," Kai said, before passing the ball to Sasuke by throwing it through Neji's legs. Sasuke shot the ball from behind the three point line. It hit!
"We win again! 21 to 20!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"Neji, let's play Ninja Slamball!" Naruto said.
"I was waiting for you to say that," Neji said with a smirk. He pressed a button on the wall and the basketball court flipped over. It revealed another basketball court but the floor was made out of a trampoline. (AN I got this idea from a show that used to come on called slamball)
"Now, let's play," Neji said spinning the basketball on his index finger. He passed the ball to Naruto, who bounced on the ground and slammed the ball into the hoop. Sasuke picked up the ball and threw it to Kai. Kai caught it and jumped to slam the ball in the hoop. Neji jumped in the air too and kicked Kai in the stomach. He then took the ball and passed it to Naruto. Naruto scored a dunk again.
"You guys can't beat us in this!" Naruto exclaimed. The four boys took their shirts off.
"Let's get serious now, Kai," Sasuke said.
"Right," Kai responded
The game was over and Naruto and Neji won 22-4. Now they were on the couch exhausted.
"I'm gonna get some ramen, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto exclaimed.
"I'll get some... Gatorade," Neji said tiredly. He and Naruto went into the kitchen. Naruto looked in all the cabinets.
"Where's your ramen, Neji?" he asked.
"There isn't any." Naruto started running in circles.
"AHHHHHH! THERE ISN'T ANY RAMEN! I'M RAMENLESS! RAMENLESS! WHAT AM I GONNA EAT?!"
"Why don't you get another food obsession? Something healthier, like fruit. Go eat an apple or an orange or a tomato," Sasuke said from the living room.
"Tomatoes are vegetables, not fruit," Kai said.
"No, they're fruit," Sasuke said.
"Vegetables!"
"Fruit!"
"Vegetables!"
"Fruit!"
"Vegetables!" Sasuke tackled Kai. They were rolling around the floor fighting.
"Tomatoes are fruit!" Sasuke said while choking Kai.
"I thought that tomatoes were both fruit and vegetables," Naruto said while walking into the living room. Sasuke and Kai stopped fighting each other and attacked Naruto.
"It can't be both, idiot! It's one or the other!" Kai and Sasuke said at the same time, while beating up Naruto
"Neji, HELP!" Naruto shouted. 'They're destroying my furniture,' Neji thought. He grabbed the Gatorade bottles and threw them into the living room through the window.(AN the kitchen and living room are connected. There's a window in the kitchen that lets you see into the living room.) The bottles hit the three boys on each of their heads.
"That's COLD!" Naruto exclaimed. He immediately grabbed his bottle and drank it quickly. "Ahhhh, refreshing!" The other three boys opened their and drank it normally. After they were done, Kai pulled out a grape sucker (his signature candy) and put it in his mouth, Neji pulled out some bubble gum (his signature candy) and started chewing on it, and Sasuke pulled out a fire ball (AN I think that's what that ball shaped candy that's hot is called. Oh and this is his signature candy.) and put it in his mouth.
"Hey, give me some candy!" Naruto said. He recieved three nos.
"C'mon, guys. We're all friends."
"You're the only one of us without a signature candy, Naruto. You should choose one," Sasuke said.
"I can't! The candies are all tasty! I can't choose. But if they made a ramen candy..." Naruto became lost in his imagination. He was litarally drooling over the thought of a ramen candy.
"Naruto, what about jellybeans?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah those taste great! Now my signature candies are jellybeans, oh and Skittles!"
"Who said anything about Skittles?" Neji asked.
"I couldn't choose between those two so I'll have both! Sooo... any of you guys are gonna come to the store with me to go get them?"
"I'll go, I need some air," Kai said.
"I better make sure you two don't get into trouble," Sasuke said.
"Well, I guess I'll come too," Neji decided.
"Let's mooooove out!" Naruto exclaimed. He ran to the door and it flew open and hit him. Naruto looked at who was at the door and his mouth went open. The other three guys saw who it was too and their mouths' went open too.
"Shi..." Sasuke started.
"Ka..." Neji continued.
"Ma..." Kai continued.
"Ru..." Naruto finished.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!" they all yelled at once.
"It's not my fault. These troublesome women followed me. They were so bothersome," Shikamaru said.
"I have a right to be here, and I invited these 'troublesome women'," Hinata said, trying to make herself sound like Shikamaru.
"Technically Hinata, you don't live here. So why did you come?" Neji asked.
"I just wanted to spend a day with my cousin."
"And you had to bring your friends?"
"Do you have a problem with them, Ne-ji?" Hinata said, breaking Neji's name into syllables.
"Well, yes. I do have a problem with them."
"Too bad. They're staying."
"Well then, my friends are staying also, Hi-na-ta."
"Why are you putting us in this?" Naruto asked.
"Just go get your Skittles."
"Why Skittles?" the girls asked.
"Naruto wants to 'taste the rainbow'," Kai told them. Everyone laughed.
"Hahaha- wait... I don't think that's funny!" Naruto half-yelled after realizing he laughed too.
"Are you gonna go to the store or not?" Sasuke asked.
"I'm NOT!"
"Well sit down, loser!"
"Whatever, ass," Naruto mumbled.
"Now that you've welcomed us, I would like it if you guys put your shirts on," Ino said.
"Nah, it's too hot," Kai said, pulling his sucker out of his mouth briefly. The other guys agreed.
"That was not an option," Ino said seriously. The guys saw Ino's seriousness and did as they were told.
"Now can someone tell me why this one has an attitude?" Neji said, pointing at Akira.
"She's mad at you guys for beating up the football team. And she's really mad at Kai," Tenten told them.
"What did I do?" Kai asked.
"You beat the hell outta her boyfriend, Kenji." Tenten laughed.
"That kinda didn't make sense to me. We're just a couple o' normal guys that just go to school and leave, and we wiped out an entire football team. Doesn't the football team supposed to be the strong ones?"
"We're not just a couple o' guys. We're the 'Sharingan Souls', BELIEVE IT!"
"'Sharingan Souls'?" the girls questioned.
"That's our team name," Neji said.
"That sounds cool. Can we be a part of your team?" Tenten asked.
"You have to pass two tests. You already passed one though," Neji said with a very slight blush on his face. The boys smirked. (AN try and guess what the test she passed is. Answe is in part one. If you give up, I'll tell you later.)
"What're the tests?"
"We can't tell you until you've passed them."
"How will I know what to do?"
"Just be yourself. You might pass it," Neji said while walking to the couch. Everyone went and sat on a chair or the couch. Shikamaru sat in a chair that laid back and had a foot rest. Ino, Naruto, Kai, Neji, and Sasuke all sat on the couch. Naruto and Kai were sitting upside down while Sasuke was laying down with a pillow under his face. Ino was just sitting there casually. Akira was sitting in a rocking chair that seemed too comfortable because of how soft it was. Hinata and Tenten both laid on the other couch. The room was silent, accept for the plasma screen T.V. (AN they took their shoes off)
"What's an avocado then?" Naruto asked.
"That's a vegetable, of course," Sasuke said.
"I think it's a fruit."
"I'm gonna have to agree with Sasuke on this one, Naruto," Kai said.
"I still think it's a fruit."
"It's a vegetable," Kai and Sasuke said at the same time.
"FRUIT!"
"VEGETABLE!'
"FRUIT!" Kai flipped from upside down as Sasuke attacked Naruto. Sasuke held Naruto's arms behind his back as Kai punched him. Naruto struggled to fight back.
"The avocado is a fruit," Shikamaru stated.
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!" Kai yelled.
"No, I'm okay." 'This noise is such a drag. I can't fall asleep.'
I'm finally done! Hope you guys liked this. I left you guys with a few questions, but that just adds to the excitement.
Who will win the fight?
Will Shikamaru help Naruto?
Will Akira stay mad at Kai?
Will Hinata and her friends leave?
Will Naruto ever taste the rainbow?
Wait and see. Read and Review please.
Teen Craziness!
