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Disclaimer: If I owned Percy Jackson and the Olympians, I would be screaming in my pillow and fainting repeatedly in a row (Which I'm not doing)


The lights dimmed and the camera's rolled. Music started to play. Thalia stepped into the spotlight and held her hands out.

"Hey! Welcome to the Thalia show," she coughed. "Sorry the Percy Jackson show. Who came up with that title anyway? Anyway, last time on the Percy Jackson show…" The big screen behind her showed snip bits of the show before- Annabeth's interview, Nico's request, and Zeus's master bolt flying into Mr. D's throne- the usual.

"Okay then! Today we have a special surprise, which you'll find out at the end of the show- and no fast forwarding Stolls!" The Stolls IM-ed (instant messaging not the other one) the show an Aw, Man! Killjoy! Thalia smiled sweetly at the message and typed back. She didn't read aloud, which would of made children cry- yeah… never call Thalia Grace a killjoy- ever.

"Now… as not requested by the reviewers, - thanks for that, really, I love not getting reviews (see the sarcasm there?)- We will be playing our new segment, What's happening? Which I thought was a stupid name, but hey- complain to the producers or fans, don't go all yoda on me." Thalia said. "Our guest, Piper, daughter of Aphrodite, will help with this segment. Piper?" Piper stepped out. She wore some shorts, her favorite snowboarding jacket over a v-neck tee, and some worn out sneakers. Her choppy hair was swept to the side in a sloppy low side ponytail. She sat down next to Thalia.

"Hi." She said bluntly.

"Hey Piper. So you know what to do?"

"No… because you wouldn't tell me." Thalia nodded and stood up. The whole stage turned and revealed was a Leo with a blindfold on; he was snoring signaling that he was asleep, . Piper and Thalia appeared a few seconds later. Piper took her snowboarding jacket of, noticing some of the things in front of Leo.

"Okay, since we found Leo, he was asleep, I asked Butch to bring him here without waking him up, which makes my job and whole lot funnier." She sighed happily. "I love my job." She put some gloves on and handed them to Piper, who put them on.

"So, just pick up one of the random bowls," she said gesturing to the large variety of muck and yuck. "And throw it at Leo." Thalia brought her and Piper back so they were a good 5 or 10 feet from Leo. The table followed them, somehow, and settled in front of them. Thalia was the first to throw. She picked up a bowl of macaroni and spoiled cheese and threw it at Leo. Of course, she had flawless aim, so it hit Leo square in the face. He woke up immediately, with a surprised and confused expression on his face. "What the-" He didn't get to finish that thought because a pound of mud it him in his chest. He almost fell backward, but managed to stay aloft. Not for long. "Seriously, what's going-" It basically turned into a full fledged food fight after that- but the were all aiming at one person, and that person had no idea what was going on, and had no food to throw back. Steak covered with a milkshake and all that stuff flew everywhere. At one point Leo fell over backward from his hair. He got back up, just in time to get hit with some chips and that goop stuff from Nickelodeon. Leo panicked. He reached into his tool belt and threw a pack of breath mints blindly. Unfortunately for Leo, it hit the lieutenant of Artemis in the face. She was surprised at first, before screaming "Valdez!" and chasing poor dazed and confused Leo around the stage. He screamed bloody murder and jumped off the stage, and landed with a ker-plunk and scrambled out of the studio covered in raw steak, smashed, 10-year-old candy bars and a bunch of other yummy delicious things. Thalia slowly wiped her face off with a towel the stage manager gave her.

"Well, that was fun… thanks Pipes." Piper nodded.

"No problem. It was fun."

"So… interview?" Thalia asked.

"Sure?" Piper said uncertainly. Thalia snapped her fingers and a stage guy came up and handed her a stack of note cards as thick as the length of her hand.

"Okay…" Thalia said, flipping through note cards. "Half of them are from your Mom, and the rest are blank with the words: Jasper printed on the front." Piper blushed.

"What's that about? Anyway, first card. From Aphrodite: Do you like Jason Grace…?" Thalia said, drawing out the e in Grace in confusion. She tossed the note card behind her.

"This is going to be a long show." Thalia muttered.


I really liked this chapter. Any segment suggestions? Would love to hear! I'm running out of ideas for segments. Anyway, did anyone read MoA yet? Yeah, good. I hate cliffhangers! So... R&R!