"...hey Jon," Steven Colbert asked Jon Stewart as they were watching a scene from Pokemon involving Ash Ketchum, Aria Meloetta, and hats, both of the comedy news anchors being in a small apartment somewhere in New York City, specifically Manhattan of course.

"...yes, Steven?" Jon responded while munching on some popcorn.

"...how much do you think people would pay for us to eat hats?" Steven suggested as he pulled up several different colored hats, pointing at them. "Because I would legitimately try eating one of these if I got paid to eat a hat."

Jon squinted his eyes as he shook his head. "Steven, you say a lot of stupid shit, but that is the dumbest thing I've heard you say in a long while."

Steven frowned. "Come on Jon, not even for a million?"

"No." Jon replied as he went back to eating his popcorn. "Nyet. Negatory."

Steven sighed in disappointment, preparing to change the channel when suddenly Meloetta popped out of the television screen, grabbing both Steven and Jon, plus the hats, as she then ate them all up.

"Yummy yum!" Burped Meloetta as she then farted, proceeding to inflate herself, just like a balloon, this crazy mon JUST digs this tune, HUH!