() = thoughts
() = authoress notes
** = actions

for disclaimer: see chapter 2


Me: Hi everyone, I'm back!

Luffy: Where have you been?

Me: College and I'm deadbeat *Lays my head on the table* -_-

Sanji: *enters and gives me a fruit energy drink* Here Vie-chwan. Specially for you.

Me: Thanks.

Chopper: Make sure you take enough vitamins, Vie.

Me: CHOPPER, I wish I could follow a doctor course like you, without the boring classes TT_TT *hugs Chopper closely*

Chopper: Sorry to hear that, but doctor Kureha wouldn't want an apprentice and you know what happened with me on the island of Drum, right?

Me: You're right and with the cold I couldn't survive there, I like the warmth. TT_TT *Drops on my knees and cries* (Dramatic, huh)

Chopper: There, there, Vie. Cheer up. At least you have friends at college *Pats Vie on her head*

Luffy: and you have us here at the Sunny.

Sanji: and my love, Vie-chwan.

Me: your love I can live without (sorry, not a Sanji fan)

Sanji: NOOO! *Goes to Tamaki's emo corner* (since when was there an Ouran High School Host Club corner here in One Piece?)

Me: O-kay. *Takes out 2 pieces of paper* We have reviews!

Luffy: YAHOO!

Chopper:*with starry eyes* Really?

Me: *nods* and the first one is from our friend ksv12

Luffy: Who's she?

*Zoro enters*

Me: She was the first one, who asked about Sanji's eyebrows and had the recipe request for Sanji and Zoro.

Zoro: Not her again!

Luffy: It wasn't that bad.

Zoro: IT WAS TERRIBLE! *mutters* but you eat everything you see or smell, you waste bucket.

Chopper: What does ksv12 want?

Zoro: Please, no terrible recipes.

Me: It didn't bothered you afterwards, Zoro.

Zoro: That was because of you.

Luffy: What did you two do anyway?

Me and Zoro: *blushing* Nothing *looking away from each other*

Me: Back to the point *is still blushing*

Luffy: Ah, really? I want to know.

Zoro: Not in this lifetime, Luffy.

WOW I love that chappy! THANX *takes deep breath* MUCH! - Kee

Me: Why, thank you and thank you for being the first reviewer *throws confetti in the air* and you can give more questions and dares

Zoro: but not for me eating horrible recipes.

Chopper: If it was that terrible, why didn't I see you in my practice?

Zoro: UHM *looks trapped and looks at Vie*

Me: Uh, Chopper, you weren't here when it happened.

Chopper: Oh, than it's okay.

Luffy: But Chopper was hmmm *gets his mouth strapped by Zoro*

Zoro: *talks through his teeth* shut up, Luffy.

Me: he he he, *sweatdrops* now our second review by PhoenixofProcella *reads the review and mutters* oh boy, this is getting ugly for some people.

Zoro: What is?

Me: *Gives the printed out review paper with her notes on it and runs to the Sunny's lookout*

Zoro: WHAT THE HELL?

Luffy, Chopper and Sanji: What?

Nami, Robin, Usopp, Franky and Brook: *comes barging in* What's going on?

Zoro: read this *Gives them the paper and walks out the room in search of the authoress* where is she?

Alexander the Phoenix:

Bring the Straw Hats' alternative dimension selves there!

Luffy-Navigator

Zoro- *Chuckle* Female Swordsman!

Nami- Doctor (Personally, a good trade)

Usopp- Musician/Co-Shipwright

Sanji- Captain (XD)/Cook

Chopper- Co-Archaeologist

Robin-Still Archaeologist

Franky- Still Shipwright

Brook- Sniper

Rest of the crew: WHAT? *after reading the review*

Me: *hears the crew all the way at the look out* O_O I'm glad that I wasn't in the same room *looks carefully out of the window*

Zoro: There you are!

Me: IEP! Z-Zoro, nice to see you again, he he *backs up against the wall*

Zoro: You're not bringing them over!

Me: GULP! O-kay (HELP)

With the rest

Sanji: A FEMALE ZORO! HAHAHAHAHA! A FEMALE marimo, HAHAHAHAHA!

Luffy: I want to meet them. Let's bring them over.

Usopp: I don't know, Luffy. It could be trouble.

Chopper: I would also want to meet our other selves.

Robin: I guess it couldn't do any harm to meet them.

Nami: Maybe they can give us some tips with things *Belli signs on her eyes*

Brook: Yohoho, other selves, that would be fun. Yohoho.

Franky: SUPER! I will start with making the alternative dimension portal *Starts making the machine*

Luffy: Go Franky! Go Franky!

Back to Zoro and me at the lookout

Me: I'm going back, you're coming?

Zoro: In a bit *is working with his weights, shirtless* (drool)

Me: Okay, see ya then *goes down the mast and walks to the Sunny's aquarium room and opens the door and stares in shock* (I'm dead)

Luffy: Look at this, Vie, we're all twins now!

Me: *Faints* _

Chopper: Vie? *hears no response, goes in panic mode with the other Chopper* SHE'S DEAD! Oh no, what will we do? AAAHHH!

Zoro: *enters the room after hearing the commotion* What's going on? *Sees the alternative dimension Straw Hats* Where's Vie?

*All but the male Zoro points to the ground next to him.*

Zoro: She didn't bring those guys here? *Points to the other crew*

Female Zoro: Your shipwright built a portal and zapped us here out of our battle against the marines.

Zoro: *Looks over at his alternate. Hair to the shoulders and look and behold guys: D-cup*

Female Zoro: Stop staring, you'll look like these two. *Points to the two Sanji's*

Male Zoro: I'M NOTHING LIKE THOSE ERO-COOKS!

Sanji's: Want a fight, stupid marimo?

M. Zoro: I can take you two on *Goes in fighting stand with the Sanji's*

Nami (the navigator): *uses her Lightning Tempo on the three* Nock it off! We have guests. SO BEHAVE!

Robin (our real one): This never changes. Is it also in your world? *To the other Robin*

Other Robin: Sadly yes, only our Zoro gets ticked off because our Sanji keeps ogling her (I wonder why ¬_¬)

Doctor Nami: That's typical for Sanji, he does that with every female he sees. To bad that there aint a medicine to cure it.

Chopper: Are you a doctor too? *Starry eyes*

D. Nami: Yep and a profitable one too *belli sign in her eyes*

Our Usopp: *Sees the eye-sign* Just like our Nami.

Brook: Yohoho, are you a swordsman as well? *to other Brook*

Other Brook: No, Yohoho, I'm a sniper.

Usopp: Sniper? There are two snipers in one crew?

Other Usopp: No, just one.

Our Robin: Then what do you do? *to other Usopp* (This is getting difficult, thx Alexander the Phoenix)

Other Usopp: I'm a musician and co-shipwright.

Other Luffy: I'm the navigator

Other Robin: Archaeologist

Other Chopper: Co-Archaeologist

Other Franky: Shipwright, SUPER! *Doing the Franky pose*

Other Zoro: Swordsman. Don't start, you ero-cook!

Other Sanji: I'm the cook and the captain

Original crew: O_O *all faint except for Zoro and Luffy*

Luffy: WOW!

Zoro: Oh. My. God! (Isn't he an atheist?)

Other Chopper: Umm, who is she? *Points to me, who is still lying on the floor unconscious*

Luffy: Oh, that's Vie, our best friend, especially for Zoro.

Zoro: O_O S***! (No cussing, Zoro) I totally forgot about her. *Runs over to me and tries to wake me up* (I feel loved ¬_¬) Vie, wake up.*Shakes me gently by the shoulders*

Me: *Wakes up* What happened?

Luffy: You fainted.

Me: That's right, I thought I saw everyone double.*Puts my hand on my head*

Luffy: It's true, look. *Points to the doubles*

Me: O_O. Who's responsible for this?

Luffy: Franky build a portal and there you have it.

Me: And why did he build a portal, Luffy?

Luffy: Because we wanted them over. (Except for one)

Zoro: WHAT!

Me: At least "I" didn't bring them over and before the twin Zoro's decides to kill the group: SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME! (I HOPE)