() = thoughts
() = authoress notes
** = actions
for disclaimer: see chapter 2
Me: Hi everyone, I'm back!
Luffy: Where have you been?
Me: College and I'm deadbeat *Lays my head on the table* -_-
Sanji: *enters and gives me a fruit energy drink* Here Vie-chwan. Specially for you.
Me: Thanks.
Chopper: Make sure you take enough vitamins, Vie.
Me: CHOPPER, I wish I could follow a doctor course like you, without the boring classes TT_TT *hugs Chopper closely*
Chopper: Sorry to hear that, but doctor Kureha wouldn't want an apprentice and you know what happened with me on the island of Drum, right?
Me: You're right and with the cold I couldn't survive there, I like the warmth. TT_TT *Drops on my knees and cries* (Dramatic, huh)
Chopper: There, there, Vie. Cheer up. At least you have friends at college *Pats Vie on her head*
Luffy: and you have us here at the Sunny.
Sanji: and my love, Vie-chwan.
Me: your love I can live without (sorry, not a Sanji fan)
Sanji: NOOO! *Goes to Tamaki's emo corner* (since when was there an Ouran High School Host Club corner here in One Piece?)
Me: O-kay. *Takes out 2 pieces of paper* We have reviews!
Luffy: YAHOO!
Chopper:*with starry eyes* Really?
Me: *nods* and the first one is from our friend ksv12
Luffy: Who's she?
*Zoro enters*
Me: She was the first one, who asked about Sanji's eyebrows and had the recipe request for Sanji and Zoro.
Zoro: Not her again!
Luffy: It wasn't that bad.
Zoro: IT WAS TERRIBLE! *mutters* but you eat everything you see or smell, you waste bucket.
Chopper: What does ksv12 want?
Zoro: Please, no terrible recipes.
Me: It didn't bothered you afterwards, Zoro.
Zoro: That was because of you.
Luffy: What did you two do anyway?
Me and Zoro: *blushing* Nothing *looking away from each other*
Me: Back to the point *is still blushing*
Luffy: Ah, really? I want to know.
Zoro: Not in this lifetime, Luffy.
WOW I love that chappy! THANX *takes deep breath* MUCH! - Kee
Me: Why, thank you and thank you for being the first reviewer *throws confetti in the air* and you can give more questions and dares
Zoro: but not for me eating horrible recipes.
Chopper: If it was that terrible, why didn't I see you in my practice?
Zoro: UHM *looks trapped and looks at Vie*
Me: Uh, Chopper, you weren't here when it happened.
Chopper: Oh, than it's okay.
Luffy: But Chopper was hmmm *gets his mouth strapped by Zoro*
Zoro: *talks through his teeth* shut up, Luffy.
Me: he he he, *sweatdrops* now our second review by PhoenixofProcella *reads the review and mutters* oh boy, this is getting ugly for some people.
Zoro: What is?
Me: *Gives the printed out review paper with her notes on it and runs to the Sunny's lookout*
Zoro: WHAT THE HELL?
Luffy, Chopper and Sanji: What?
Nami, Robin, Usopp, Franky and Brook: *comes barging in* What's going on?
Zoro: read this *Gives them the paper and walks out the room in search of the authoress* where is she?
Alexander the Phoenix:
Bring the Straw Hats' alternative dimension selves there!
Luffy-Navigator
Zoro- *Chuckle* Female Swordsman!
Nami- Doctor (Personally, a good trade)
Usopp- Musician/Co-Shipwright
Sanji- Captain (XD)/Cook
Chopper- Co-Archaeologist
Robin-Still Archaeologist
Franky- Still Shipwright
Brook- Sniper
Rest of the crew: WHAT? *after reading the review*
Me: *hears the crew all the way at the look out* O_O I'm glad that I wasn't in the same room *looks carefully out of the window*
Zoro: There you are!
Me: IEP! Z-Zoro, nice to see you again, he he *backs up against the wall*
Zoro: You're not bringing them over!
Me: GULP! O-kay (HELP)
With the rest
Sanji: A FEMALE ZORO! HAHAHAHAHA! A FEMALE marimo, HAHAHAHAHA!
Luffy: I want to meet them. Let's bring them over.
Usopp: I don't know, Luffy. It could be trouble.
Chopper: I would also want to meet our other selves.
Robin: I guess it couldn't do any harm to meet them.
Nami: Maybe they can give us some tips with things *Belli signs on her eyes*
Brook: Yohoho, other selves, that would be fun. Yohoho.
Franky: SUPER! I will start with making the alternative dimension portal *Starts making the machine*
Luffy: Go Franky! Go Franky!
Back to Zoro and me at the lookout
Me: I'm going back, you're coming?
Zoro: In a bit *is working with his weights, shirtless* (drool)
Me: Okay, see ya then *goes down the mast and walks to the Sunny's aquarium room and opens the door and stares in shock* (I'm dead)
Luffy: Look at this, Vie, we're all twins now!
Me: *Faints* _
Chopper: Vie? *hears no response, goes in panic mode with the other Chopper* SHE'S DEAD! Oh no, what will we do? AAAHHH!
Zoro: *enters the room after hearing the commotion* What's going on? *Sees the alternative dimension Straw Hats* Where's Vie?
*All but the male Zoro points to the ground next to him.*
Zoro: She didn't bring those guys here? *Points to the other crew*
Female Zoro: Your shipwright built a portal and zapped us here out of our battle against the marines.
Zoro: *Looks over at his alternate. Hair to the shoulders and look and behold guys: D-cup*
Female Zoro: Stop staring, you'll look like these two. *Points to the two Sanji's*
Male Zoro: I'M NOTHING LIKE THOSE ERO-COOKS!
Sanji's: Want a fight, stupid marimo?
M. Zoro: I can take you two on *Goes in fighting stand with the Sanji's*
Nami (the navigator): *uses her Lightning Tempo on the three* Nock it off! We have guests. SO BEHAVE!
Robin (our real one): This never changes. Is it also in your world? *To the other Robin*
Other Robin: Sadly yes, only our Zoro gets ticked off because our Sanji keeps ogling her (I wonder why ¬_¬)
Doctor Nami: That's typical for Sanji, he does that with every female he sees. To bad that there aint a medicine to cure it.
Chopper: Are you a doctor too? *Starry eyes*
D. Nami: Yep and a profitable one too *belli sign in her eyes*
Our Usopp: *Sees the eye-sign* Just like our Nami.
Brook: Yohoho, are you a swordsman as well? *to other Brook*
Other Brook: No, Yohoho, I'm a sniper.
Usopp: Sniper? There are two snipers in one crew?
Other Usopp: No, just one.
Our Robin: Then what do you do? *to other Usopp* (This is getting difficult, thx Alexander the Phoenix)
Other Usopp: I'm a musician and co-shipwright.
Other Luffy: I'm the navigator
Other Robin: Archaeologist
Other Chopper: Co-Archaeologist
Other Franky: Shipwright, SUPER! *Doing the Franky pose*
Other Zoro: Swordsman. Don't start, you ero-cook!
Other Sanji: I'm the cook and the captain
Original crew: O_O *all faint except for Zoro and Luffy*
Luffy: WOW!
Zoro: Oh. My. God! (Isn't he an atheist?)
Other Chopper: Umm, who is she? *Points to me, who is still lying on the floor unconscious*
Luffy: Oh, that's Vie, our best friend, especially for Zoro.
Zoro: O_O S***! (No cussing, Zoro) I totally forgot about her. *Runs over to me and tries to wake me up* (I feel loved ¬_¬) Vie, wake up.*Shakes me gently by the shoulders*
Me: *Wakes up* What happened?
Luffy: You fainted.
Me: That's right, I thought I saw everyone double.*Puts my hand on my head*
Luffy: It's true, look. *Points to the doubles*
Me: O_O. Who's responsible for this?
Luffy: Franky build a portal and there you have it.
Me: And why did he build a portal, Luffy?
Luffy: Because we wanted them over. (Except for one)
Zoro: WHAT!
Me: At least "I" didn't bring them over and before the twin Zoro's decides to kill the group: SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME! (I HOPE)
