Alrighty, just got back from school and nows I am ready to type/vent after having hand-written a fluff piece during classes. XD
Major Mature Warning~ Turn back now if you no likey yaoi~ *the hard kind…
Hida: Just get on with it so I can get rid of this hard-on!
All: Yeah!
Me: … -_-" Fine… But I gotta go to an Achievers thingy for getting Honor roll soon…
Hida: Braggart.
Me: Least I can back it.
Hida: Bitch…
Edit: Me: You win, Hidan; stupid snow canceled it. And it canceled school today L
Hida: Write then, fool!
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SOSOSOSOSOSO SORRY FOR ALL THE DELAY! I have finished my Valentine's challenge and I will be returning to this. Once this is finished; I hope to focus on Lasting Partners- after all, Hidan still doesn't know what happened to Dei after he left the whorehouse, ney?
WARNING: THIS IS THE SEX SCENES BTWN ALL THE YAOI COUPLES~! In other words, if you don't like lots and lots of smut, skip to last chapter when it becomes available~
Reminder of Coupling (IN ORDER): DeiSaso; HidaKaku; KisaIta; TobiZet (also MadaZet) -Not in the mood to type a het sex scene for this fiction… -_-"
Sasori was gently pushed into the bed by Deidara, their lips locked; tongues battling, hands ghosting the other's sides. Deidara soon won and withdrew to pull Sasori back up whispering, "This'll be your first time getting it up the ass, hmm." Sasori shuddered, wings unfolding. "Danna…" "Help me out." Deidara instructed, lifting his shirt. Sasori took the hint, proceeding to maneuver the pants and underwear to the floor. Deidara sat on the bed, leaning back on his hands. Sasori turned red as his hair, kneeling forward on the floor, sticking his tongue out hesitantly before touching it to Deidara's tip. Deidara twitched at the sudden contact, waiting impatiently. Sasori furthered the torture, tongue barely touching now, merely hovering around the area before engulfing half of Deidara's shaft. "Ah, Sa-Sasori, mmn!" Deidara moaned out, his arms giving out; leaving to rest on Sasori's head as it bobbed. "Alright! Stop, I refuse to come before my uke! Un!" Deidara panted, pulling Sasori's hair lightly to get a good look. Deidara leaned to clean around his mouth, turning it to a passionate kiss. There was a sudden POOF again and the wings vanished.
Why did you make me get rid of the wings?
They would get in the way.
Of--
You know perfectly well what, now shush~!
Deidara pulled back with a smirk and left Sasori on the bed, heading to his dresser and digging around in his drawers for the present Kakuzu had given him so long ago. He made a mental note to leave the small bottle in the miser's room for a prank. Watch Hidan freak out. Kakuzu had gotten the lube as a prank of his own in the first place, embarrassing him once it had been unwrapped in front of the others, after all. He smirked and returned to Sasori, pulling the cork from the little vial (Kakuzu made it 0.o I would worry, Dei) with his teeth. Sasori shuddered at the notice of the ominous little bottle. Deidara straddled Sasori's knees and poured the cold substance on his hands. "Ready, Sasori-kun?" "R-ready!" Sasori parroted, still shuddering. Deidara sighed, running his hands down Sasori's torso, letting the tongues flick out every now and then on the way to target. "Relax; I'll try to go easy on you. It's really not that bad." "Relax…" Sasori took a deep breath, willing himself to calm; he recalled Kisame mentioning that being tense would make it worse- he hadn't asked how Kisame knew such a thing; he had always assumed Itachi was uke… from what he'd heard from their room in the past. His train of thought immediately crashed at the feel of a cold finger probing the rim of his entrance. He gasped allowed and tensed again, only to have Deidara coo in his ear a moment later to try and calm him. It helped that calming involved his mouth. Sasori bit Deidara's lip though once the finger had made it in and the bomber pulled back, smirking. "That hurt, don't make this worse for yourself, love. Be a man and take it." Deidara shoved another finger in causing Sasori to wince and writhe. The blonde laughed, "What's wrong?" "This hurts and I see no reason as to why you enjoy this when we both know you are not as masochistic as Hidan." "Hmm… you want to feel what I felt?" Sasori nodded; he had been so caught up in Deidara (rather the other way around now ;9) that he hadn't realized he was no longer parroting. Deidara smiled and began to probe, Sasori whining beneath him until, "AHH! OH! D-do that again, Dei-Deidara!" "Hmm? I couldn't hear that, what do you want?" "Please, Deidara-danna, fuck me now!" "Hm." Deidara grinned, pulling out his fingers and rubbing the rest of the lubricant on his member before positioning himself behind Sasori who had changed to rest on knees and elbows. "This'll hurt quite a bit at first, but remember to relax." Deidara advised before slowly pushing in. Sasori was glad he no longer had tear ducts otherwise he would've cried at the pain. His knuckles turned white from grasping the blankets too hard. Deidara moaned out, finally sheathed within his lover. He waited impatiently for the cue. Sasori steadily began to adjust and exhaled long and hard, "Ready…" Deidara nodded and pulled out slowly then rammed back in causing Sasori to jolt. A rhythm began to build and Deidara wrapped a hand around Sasori's shaft, pumping in time with his thrusts. "OH! AH! D-Danna! Dei-ahh! Oo!" Sasori cried out, "H-HARDER! Please, DANNA!" Deidara laughed and obliged, hitting that sweet spot again, increasing the speed. He was nearing his limit; used to being uke, but Sasori was too. Sasori's toes curled and his back arched as their climaxes came in sync. The both cried out the others name, both having the danna suffix, before Deidara pulled out, white spilling from Sasori's abused hole. They lay panting on their backs, side by side until Deidara stood again, going to get Sasori's special cleaning kit for such occasions. He made note to thank Phox when she returned.
Kakuzu hated Hidan at the moment; he had discovered Hidan wasn't masochistic in bed, no, he was sadomasochistic in bed, just like in his battles. Once Hidan had pushed him to the floor, he hadn't asked for a blow-job, he had told him to stay put. Kakuzu watched in curiosity until Hidan stabbed himself, drew an oh-so-familiar diagram on the floor then approached Kakuzu only to nip him at the crook of the neck, drawing and ingesting the blood that flowed. Kakuzu paled in realization as Hidan's skin changed and he returned to the center of the diagram. "Aw, FUCK NO!" Kakuzu yelped, just as Hidan jabbed his own leg with the pike he pulled from Jashin knows where. Kakuzu winced, hugging the floor in the slight pain, Hidan grinned and withdrew the pike and ran the tip from the wound, slowly bringing it up, never leaving his skin. Kakuzu felt the slight discomfort as if a dull needle was being dragged along his skin. He began to pant as Hidan pulled off his clothes, painfully slow in Kakuzu's opinion. Hidan soon noticed and thought to himself, 'Heh… perhaps I should prepare him for what he's about to receive. He's never been seme'd before from what I have seen…' He didn't bother licking his fingers, instead settling for the blood from his wound, twisting his finger around, both of them winced in the shared pain. Kakuzu's eyes were closed so he didn't see Hidan's fingers ghosting their way for his own entrance. He only felt the sudden pain of intrusion which caused him to cry out, gasping, tears formed, to his dismay. Hidan cried out as well, his knees began to feel weak as he began to probe around. It took him awhile to remember what he had to do and once he recalled it, he pulled his fingers out with a sigh of longing. He approached Kakuzu whom was rejoicing at the loss of discomfort. Hidan crouched down, pulled Kakuzu's hair to make the elder's face come inches to his own, and then brought their lips together, nipping at one another's lips. Hidan, being seme this turn, got the chance to explore Kakuzu's mouth. It was odd at first, the threads lacing to keep his jaw connected created an interesting exploration for Hidan. The throbbing at his groin soon became to much too soon and he crawled on top of Kakuzu's back once the other had rolled over as instructed. His tail shifted to the side instinctively as Hidan positioned himself. Kakuzu took a deep breath at the feel of his moist tip probing his entrance, slowly making it's way in. He winced seeing as, regardless of what Hidan considered preparation, his insides weren't awaiting the intrusion. Hidan began to shake at the feel of being fully inside his seme. He laughed at the thoughts of what the elder must be thinking. He withdrew a bit before sliding back in causing the other to pant out. Hidan was disappointed in the lacking of sounds from his partner. All he did was grunt and pant- there were no moans and screams, cries of Hidan's name- and it was beginning to piss the former uke off to no end. His motions became rougher and he began to stroke Kakuzu. He stopped once he heard Kakuzu mew out at a sudden thrust Hidan had given. Curious, Hidan stopped stroking him and tried at that angle again. "Hi-Hidan! Do it more… there…" Kakuzu grit his teeth to try and keep in his piteous, feline sounds and cries. Hidan smirked, "What if I don' wanna?" Kakuzu hissed back at him, pushing back, forcing Hidan farther in to brush his purrfect spot. Hidan scowled, "Oi! I'm in charge here, pussy! Don't force your punishment!" "You not fucking me there is punish-ah-ment!" Kakuzu panted, blushing in weak anger. " "Heh! Beg me, Kuzu-chan!" Hidan whispered down in the sensitive ear. It twitched at the feel of his breath ruffling the sensitive hairs, "FUCK ME OR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY TOMORROW NIGHT!" He snarled. Hidan sighed with a pout and pulled out. This infuriated Kakuzu even more. "WHAT THE FUCK?" He whined. "Apologize and I'll reconsider."
GAH! Hidan not know what's good for his own good.
Drop the feline features, maybe that'll help?
How so, he looks so fuckable to Hidan right now!
Just do it and see if there are results.
Fine… After the bastard apologizes though!
"…?" Kakuzu watched Hidan move to pull on his cloak with narrowed eyes. He growled quietly, knowing he would regret the action as soon as he spoke it, "I'm sorry, Hidan-sama. Please come here and fuck me." Hidan did an immediate double-take, his cloak slipping from his well-built figure which was frozen in shock. He slunk back to the bed, making Kakuzu purr and pull him on top, moving beneath the still stunned male. There was a familiar POOF and Hidan pouted a bit once he noticed the absence of the ears and tail he had begun to grow attached to. Kakuzu noticed this and said, "Look, I have no idea why the hell you're pouting. You're on top- if you keep pouting, you'll soon lose that privilege and I'll ask Deidara to take your place, now stick it in me!" Kakuzu growled just as Hidan obliged. Kakuzu cried out, startling Hidan. "What? Now you decide to be vocal, fucking bastard?" "Ah! F-fuck! Shut up, you always talk too- urg, m-mu-uch!" Kakuzu panted harder and got louder once Hidan brushed the other's prostate a few times. "Fuck- I wish I could've heard your feline sounds during this fuck- SHIT!" Kakuzu and Hidan were shocked when their climaxes came so easily. Kakuzu moaned, breathing heavily in Hidan's ear when said man collapsed beside him, falling into an easy slumber, still in Kakuzu. "Keh, weak asshole." Kakuzu laughed and winced, maneuvering Hidan out of his sore hole. Hidan whimpered in his sleep, turning away from Kakuzu. "Oh no you don't- you're seme tonight, ass-fuck." Kakuzu sneered, pressing his finger to Hidan's ass. Hidan whimpered again, his body unconsciously moving back, letting the finger slide in to the 1st knuckle. Kakuzu scowled and pulled the finger out with a sigh and Hidan turned to face Kakuzu. He was pouting and the elder rolled his eyes and turned away from the accusing magenta eyes. "You're the spooner tonight, bastard." Hidan scoffed at Kakuzu's remark but wrapped his arm around the broad tan and scarred chest he had fallen for. Both had lovely dreams and Kakuzu almost considered trying this again… almost…
Kisame's lips quivered, inches from Itachi's eagerly parted and waiting. Their lips met, tongues wrestling in their passion. Itachi grinned and allowed Kisame to have his fun, but he was annoyed with the clothes on such a heated body. He started tugging and Kisame pulled back, placing his cheek against Itachi's to whisper in his ear, "Nuh-uh, slave is what you'll be tonight, love. You get no say for this night unless you acquit." Itachi pouted and Kisame nipped his neck. "I didn't- mn- think you knew a word such as 'acquit'." Itachi gasped for his comment had earned him to lose Kisame's caresses. "Oi~ what're you playing at?" He whined when Kisame turned away from him, leaving him with a killer hard-on. Kisame returned with his Samehada. Itachi's brow rose in question. The shark whispered something to his sword and Itachi looked startled when Kisame dropped the sword just before the spikes appeared. He was even more confused when Kisame laughed and crawled into bed and on top of his weasel. "Samehada… she gets jealous easily…" "She?" "Hey- wait a minute! NO TALKING~ You're ruining it." Kisame flashed his teeth, pulling open his bedside drawer that he forbid Itachi from ever looking in. As Kisame pulled out a gag and a few other things, he realized the reason. Itachi's eyes widened when the gag was placed in his mouth, placing a comforting kiss on his forehead, devoid- for once- of his headband. "Mjst nuh gug?" ("Just a gag?") "Hmm~ no talking…" Kisame whispered, kissing down the lovely body. Itachi squirmed impatiently at Kisame's teasing. The toy he had pulled out with the gag appeared on his hand and the graying eyes widened. Kisame sat up straight, placing the ring at the base. Kisame made his way up, enjoying the whimpers as he made his way up to nuzzle his neck. "Mnckng mss!"("Fucking ass") Kisame laughed and pressed a finger to Itachi's ass. "Fuck your ass? So soon? Nah, you don't deserve that kind of pain." Kisame sneered and let his finger trail to and up his pained member. Itachi scowled and his hand moved for Kisame's pants only to have his hands pulled above his head- a free blue hand gripping the wrists. "Alright, you win- I'll stick it in ya, but" Kisame removed the gag and placed three fingers on the Uchiha's lips. He went through the all-too-familiar routine and lapped at the blue fingers, adding a sucking motion every now and then just for the heck of it. Kisame withdrew and slid off his pants, releasing the hands he had bound. Kisame circled the area for a small while before sliding his index finger in. The man below squirmed and began to quickly adjust so, with a nod of the head, Kisame added the next slicked finger. He aimed right for the prostate causing the stoic ninja to moan out his lover's name. This brought the 3rd and final digit. He took a minute to stretch him before finally pulling out to place his own aching member at the prepared entrance. Itachi relaxed, loosening for an easy and less painful path. He slipped his hands around the broad blue shoulders once it was completely buried within him. Tears formed and Itachi nuzzled closer- this was his way of telling Kisame he was ready. Kisame gave a nod and pulled out slowly only to slam back in a moment later. The rhythm built quickly enough, ending later as Kisame slipped the ring from Itachi's agonized member just as he released within. Itachi's head hit the pillow once his quaking arms slipped from around Kisame's neck. Kisame forced himself to remain sitting, trailing a finger through his lover's come on their stomachs. He retreated to get a washcloth from the bathroom.
Those two… always so sweet.
If only I hadn't messed with their relationships in the past.
Itachi doesn't blame you, Phox.
Kisame does… time to release the jutsus- I'm outta chakra.
Kisame came back just as the jutsu was released. Itachi looked as attractive as ever. He made a note not to be so harsh on Phox if she dared return. After all, the ears and tail were quite a turn-on. He crawled into bed, cleaning their bodies before tossing the rag to the floor in order to wrap an arm over the Uchiha whom had also draped an arm over the shark-man. "Good-night, lovely angel of mine."
Zetsu was glad once his partner decided to release her jutsu and he returned to normal- or… normal for Zetsu. A spasm overcame Zetsu's body suddenly once the old Uchiha lifted his orange mask to place gentle kisses followed by a few nips along a trail to his groin. Madara licked his tip briefly before engulfing the member's head, slowing adding the remaining length. Zetsu moaned, loving the attention they got as the head bobbed a few times. No doubt he let Tobi take over. He usually preferred giving blowjobs… it reminded him of his favorite candy- a lollipop. Just as Zetsu felt he was going to burst, the other withdrew his mouth, placing it instead on the odd mouth. He held his member's tip at the green man;s entrance. Zetsu's demonic half knew he would regret this later but he moaned it, nonetheless, "Please, Madara-sama, we're waiting and can't take the wait!" "Yeah~" The humanoid side agreed, crying out once the addressed obliged to their wishes, letting the tip slide in the unprepared entrance. They cried out in the pain, causing Madara to pause briefly… 'Oopsie… forgot preparation… oh well- not like it's the first time.' Madara sneered, nipping at Zetsu's neck in attempt to distract the pain below as he continued to force himself in the tight hole. Zetsu threw his arms above his head, arching into Madara once said man was sheathed within. "M-MOVE!" They cried, saliva dripped from their mouth as they panted and their eyes were beginning to water with the pain. Madara was proud of his big strong plant as he pulled out, head being the only thing within before slamming back in and- for Zetsu's pleasure- right into the man's "happy place"; as Tobi often called it. Thanks to such repetitive accuracy, Zetsu didn't mind when he smelled blood- his own. In fact, it turned him on even more and a hand shot to his aching need, stroking it in time with his master's thrusts until he couldn't handle it. His hand was pushed aside by Madara's as he went to overtake it's job. Zetsu cried out, "MADARA~! SAMA… Tobi…" As he climaxed, dirtying whatever was within range. Madara came moments later, a few thrusts after Zetsu's. He heaved a sigh. "Tobi did good?" The playful voice purred as Tobi returned to snuggling under the exhausted plant whom had already fallen asleep.
Ha- oh Phox, you are so dead when you return.
Wha- but I thought you promised to ensure my safety, Ash!
Oh-hohohoho~ we shall see, my OC, we shall see.
Untrustworthy bitch.
Untrustworthy bitch that will determine your fate in the morning.
Pain and Konan fell asleep, holding each other as they once did, Nagato wathcing over as he mourned the past when he used to be included and Yahiko had been alive- not a lifeless doll under a pathetic ex-friend's control.
Okay, sorry for the delay. As you might have noticed, I got lazy past the HidaKaku… sorry…
Once I write the short conclusion to this fanfic, I will return to Lasting Partners and begin planning the KisaIta version.
Also- I finished reading all the good and complete KakuHida fanfics on this site today and am now tackling all complete and interesting KisaIta fanfics. KakuHida fanfics I've read = over 100. So now I beg any fellow writers to add to the collection or finish your collection so I have something to read~
Chapter 4: Conclusion and Ending.
P.S. Did I mention it is 2 am? To understand the irony- read Author's note on last chapter. I have school at 6 am- I hope you're satisfied.
