And then the BOOK OF SAW POWER formed 30 locks, each of which had approximately 50 chainsaws protruding from it, and the chainsaws were made of explosions. Kyon headbutted the book so hard that the book burst into negative flames made from the head of virgins.
The flames reached Asahina's heart, as a result, just like Haruhi before her, Mikuru Asahina turned into the horrible pudding demon that shoots cherry bees at everything. Kyon then ripped off his tie and turned it into a sword that shoots singing children. qUickly, the room became flooded with MOONSQUITOS. The MOONSQUITOS sucked the ultra blood from the PUDDING DEMON and ate all the CHERRY BEES.
The room was covered in exploded ultra blood which Kyon absorbed through FIST POWER, turning him into ULTIKYON.
