Things Zack Did To Me at ShinRa
Summary:Tifa is cleaning Cloud's rooms,then she found something interesting about Cloud…
Finally folks! I can update this chapter up!. My school become really crazy with exams,*sigh* I really need some holiday now. Anyway please enjoy the story and don't forget to Review and Favourite.
Oh,almost forgot! I must reply my very first reviewer in this story:
Guest:Well,I thought that after Cloud went to became a SOLDIER,Tifa start to search news about Cloud right? So I just think that Tifa is really care about Cloud,just like how a friend would wonder about his other friends…. Right?
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Chapter 3:Zack Is Insane
Cloud,our proud final fantasy heroes had finally come out of Edge hospital. Only to be ended in a asylum. Yeah,after Zack and friends visit Cloud always pointing to a random direction and shouted that Zack had laughed to him there. So everyone thought that Cloud must go to asylum to make him less…. Insane.
Tifa,being a lucky girl she is. Had become more saners than Cloud himself. So she didn't go to asylum. She went back to seventh heaven and started working like usual. After his last costumers (who surprisingly is Vincent,who came to visit after he slept in the coffin for a month). Tifa opened her favourite book,which happened to be Cloud-suffering-of-Zack. And started reading with curiousity.
Number 8. Dressed as Pokemon and then fight like a pokemon in a game boy
*Pokemon soundtrack when going to fights*
"Turks Reno wants to battle,so I CHOOSE CHUCHOCLOUD!" Shouted Zack while pushing Clou-err,Chocloud.(which happened to be Cloud in a Pikachu costume with some chocobo feathers glued to it) to the so-called battle field between Zack and Reno.
"I'M NOT A FRIGGIN POKEMON DAMMIT" protested Cloud.
"Well,then. GO! WALKING VOLRUDE!" Reno shouted back,while posing with… Rude. Rude head had been painted like how a voltorb look-like,so Rude become a real walking voltorb
"….." Rude said while preparing his fighting stances.
"Are you blackmailed by Reno?" Asked Cloud
"….. None of your business" Replied Rude. But obviously saying yes.
"Alright! Chuchocloud use tackle!" Ordered Zack,he secretly showed Cloud a teddy bear. Which Cloud always cuddle to when sleeping.
Cloud,having no other choices. Tackled Rude with all his might,but Rude doesn't even flinch by that
"Hah! You must see how Volrude crush Chuchocloud with SEISMIC TOSS!" Said Reno while secretly showing a barbie doll which was played by Rude when he was alone.
"Tell me you won't do that" Hope Cloud Hopefully(?)
"Unfortunately,yes" And then Rude lunged to Cloud but Cloud jumping to his side while screaming loudly.
"Now! Use Screech!" Shout Zack while covering his ears with his hand
Cloud screaming finally made Rude faint,so Reno had lose. And Zack had win
Cloud Notes:Well,that is the only time I do that. Cause Zack promised me that he won't drag me into any pokemon battles. Many things happen:
-Zack had to kiss my shoes whenever he meet me for 1 week,he do it just like what he promised me. Though he got full lecture of "1st class SOLDIER Honor" by Angeal.
-When I see Reno and Rude,I wonder why they become Hojo look-alike. And then they meet the real Hojo who thought that they are him from other dimensions.
-After that,I always use battlecry scream to make my opponents fall.
Tifa reactions:she wonders about how strong is Cloud shout.
Number 9. Adopting a puppy!
Cloud and Zack were having their rare holiday with just walking around the wall market. And then Zack saw a black puppy with blue eyes at a corner.
"Hey,Cloud look! Isn't that Puppy looks like me?" Said Zack pointing at the corner
"Huh? Where? It's too dark to see anything" Cloud said as he imagining Zack with a dog that looks like him ruffling his hair and call him Chocloud. He washed the thought off as fast as he could.
"Oh,yea. I forgot that you don't have mako eyes." Said Zack grinning while running to the puppy,Cloud just following behind him pouting.
"See? It's so cute and look-likes me!"cheered Zack,he now rubbing his cheeks to the puppy who look pitiful due to Zack strong hug.
"Well,it is actually. But,can't you weaken your hug?" Sweat dropped Cloud said,Zack then release the puppy and then laughing weakly.
"alright then,from now on I will name you Zack! whaddya think pup?" Asked Zack,the puppy (Zack) warfing happily
'this is great,Zack who nicknamed as puppy adopted a puppy named Zack so that means Zack adopted Zack the puppy…. Waaait,I got confused. Zack the puppy adopted by Zack? or Zack adopt Zack the puppy?' and then this thought go on very loooonnngggggg and poor Cloud just stand there left by Zack and his puppy. Until he get robbed by wild bandit.
Cloud Notes:aw,man. I know it! I must always put a lucky ring to raise my luck,how can I forget it! Anyway,things is:
-I got a big headache,and to make things worse,I accidentally almost shot my instructor when practice. Damn Zack and his puppy
-Zack always try telling anyone about him adopting Zack the puppy again and again,which make anyone confused.
-Zack now can use twofold puppy eyes,very dangerous…
-The Bandit stole my clothes. So I run with a piece of iron to cover me.
Tifa reactions:She got confused and dizzy after reading it for the 5th time
Number 10. Play The Truth or Dare
"Alright Zack,Truth or Dare?" Asked Cloud proudly with a smug smile
"Of course the great SOLDIER will take a Dare!" Declared Zack posing like a mightiest warrior on earth,who slay 30.000 monster alone,Epic isn't it?
"I dare you to kiss Chocobo butt"
"W-wwhaaaaaaattt? Are you serious?" ask Zack wide eyed,I pull back the thing I said before. He look like a child who dreamed getting raped by a horde of purple bunnies.
"Nope,now do it. And I will take a photo too" Said Cloud with a satisfied smile. Then,they go to chocobo stables after getting Cloud camera. Zack then kissed a pink chocobo butt(Cloud get 2 photos of that,it slipped in the book you know?) and then kicked in the face by the said chocobo and pecked by its lover.
"Ouch,that's hurt… and disguting too" Said Zack bandaging his wound,and Cloud just go ROTFL non-stop from the chocobo stables to Zack room,how? Well,it's another story lads.
"Alright Chocobo,Dare or Dare?" asked Zack grinning
"hahahahah,Dare,hahahahaha!" Said Cloud still laughing his ass off,he don't even notice that Zack said Dare or Dare and not Truth or Dare
"Go running to all places in the ShinRa building,while running shout that Sephiroth is Genesis lover" Zack now grinning ear to ear. And Cloud stop laughing and started to shaking.
"Za—ck,i-i-I cc-c—can't do-"
"You must,NOW GOO!" Shouted Zack while pushing a shaking Cloud and then equipping him with a Megaphone that he accidentally found in a locker (you know what I mean?) and then he borrowed Cissnei Sprint shoes for Cloud and then Cloud start running and shouting that Sephiroth and Genesis like each others while praying he won't meet them,fortunately Cloud didn't meet them when shouting. But,after he shouting he met Sephiroth holding Masamune,and Genesis holding his Rapier and both of them had a devilish smirk.
"uh,hello sir?" after Cloud said that,he ran for his friggin life while being chased by an angry Sephiroth (who slashed anything in front of him) and a mad Genesis (who burnt anything he sees).
Cloud Notes:Oh,man I knew this would happen. Next time I must be careful when playing Truth or Dare. Damn,Zack. who would had thoughr about that dare? That's really crazy! Well,bad things coming:
-Sephiroth and Genesis is strong and angry. I just stayed in the President desk,the drawer,accurately. For 1 whole week,don't even think about how I can survived without supplies and bathroom
-Zack had come to the drawer too,so we partying in the drawer. Zack was chased by them too. Ooh,and while we partying President opened his drawer to find us… damnit
-I have blackmail materials for Zack~
Tifa Reactions:she laughed hard this time.
And after she laugh,she put the book down and then turning to close the windows only to… bump into Vincent who had read the book behind her.
"So,keeping that away from Cloud aren't you?" said Vincent amused.
"Hehe,you got me Vince. Please don't tell anyone. Kay?"
"Only if you let me read it too." Said Vincent smiling.
"Sure! I don't mind" Said Tifa cheerfully.
And after she said that the walls had blown away by…. Cloud,who was panting heavily and then he ran to Tifa and Vincent to hide.
"Help me!" He Said
To Be Continued
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