Nemo: Omg! 3rd Chptr! *girly scream* goooo me~

Tyki: I swear you could try out for the cheerleading team...

Kanda: *shudder violently*

Nemo: Are you okay... Kanda...?

Kanda: No just brings back bad memories... che.

Lavi: YOU WERE ON THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD TO YUU!?

Kanda: o.0 n-no my sister was. Che hah that is priceless

Nemo: Lavi your giving Tyki a nosebleed he envisioned you in a skirt XD

Tyki: DO NOT! I HAVE A COLD!

Allen: Before you go stealing my line again- remember! You don't own us!

Nemo: R-right yea I know ;[. Anywho I don't own anything related to D. gray-man other than these ideas which I hope you don't steal = ) I'm going to put my myspace on my profile! W00t! Sooo.... Add me? I love discussing random things and well making friends in general! Look me up ya know?

Tyki: Gaah, your long lines makes me want to never see you rant! That would be a nightmare!

Nemo: Heh you have no idea x] ON WITH THE FANFIC!

Lavi stared into Tyki's eyes again, feeling sleepy just looking at them. They had so much lust in them, for him. Lavi shivered, but for some reason he couldn't find himself to be scared of the Noah, only of his reaction to the odd Pleasure. Tyki also seemed thrown off, but Lavi felt dizzy so he couldn't tell. Lavi broke away from Tyki, unable to look into Tyki's eyes.

When I look at him... Maybe this Noah has more powers than we thought. His eyes throw me off which obviously isn't like me he must be doing something.

"I have a hard time believing I'd give in that easily, Noah. Now hurry up I hear something that sounds a lot like a huge purple bunny rabbit with ultra sharp teeth that happens to be ten feet tall coming towards us." Lavi grinned at Tyki, not knowing how he knew what a huge purple bunny rabbit with ultra sharp teeth that happened to be ten feet tall sounded like, but oh well he'd save his creative bunny rabbit discussion for later. Alone, preferably.

"And here I thought we had enough rabbits around here..." Tyki muttered, but didn't try anything. The exorcist will come around eventually. Tyki grabbed the exorcist's arm and pulled him in the direction of the innocence, and the supposed bunny rabbit. Lavi sighed, deciding to not complaining about the harsh grip on his arm. Lavi wasn't sure he wanted to know what Tyki had murmured, after all everything about Tyki tended to throw him off. Tyki raised an eyebrow and gestured forward to a strangely mutated animal, looking like a mix of a bat and a snake, a lion thrown in, nothing resembling a bunny at all. "Rabbit? Really? I think you need to go get your mentality checked, Bookman" Lavi blushed in embarrassment at his misjudging skills, and then went redder at the term 'bookman.'

Well it's better than exorcist....

Lavi shook his head and snuck past the bat/lion/snake only to be deafened by a screech as the bat/lion/snake sensed him.

Tyki smiled at the exorcist's stupidity and then frowned. He was smiling a LOT today. But he had to admit the way the exorcist had expected a bat to not notice him was funny, considering a bat sent out waves, and sound didn't even really make a difference with a bat. The thing (Tyki chooses to refer to things simply unlike Lavi who complicates it with 'bat/lion/snake') had turned so that it was facing both Lavi and Tyki. It screeched again, and Lavi brought his hands to his ears. Tyki just winced, not bothering to cover his ears, letting a bit of the sound pass through him.

"Shall I kill it, or would you like to? I'm sure you can take care of something this level- I hope anyway. If you can't you really will be a disinteresting bedmate." Tyki said, winking like the hott Portuguese man he was at Lavi. Lavi's growled slightly, grimacing at Tyki's threat.

"If that's the case I think you should kill it, considering I don't want to,-" The bat swooped at Lavi interrupting his sentence, and Lavi automatically flipped his hammer backwards, yelling "OZUCHI KOZUCHI, bang BANG BANG! SHIBAN!" Tyki watched the redhead admiringly, unable to help noticing what an adorable voice Lavi had. The bat went haywire shooting forward, and Tyki noticed that the exorcist had aimed the bat at him. The pleasure laughed hysterically, and sidestepped the bat, still laughing. He had to admit, it had been amusing, and he'd expected Lavi to try and attack him, but such a naïve attack was hilarious! It had been years since he'd laughed so purely, not on some black need or happiness at accomplishing in smashing someone. Lavi's annoyed expression only made his grin wider, and his low voice faded into a snicker. Tyki wondered what had come over him, whatever it was; Lavi was quite a surprising find. A lucky one, as he liked to call it.

"Sorry, boy. You'll have to try a little harder to kill me." Tyki smirked, and turned around to find the bat swooping back towards him. Tyki was about to kill it when he felt Lavi's hammer woosh passed him straight into the chest of the thing hitting it squarely, flames erupting out of the end as Lavi yelled his famous phrase. Tyki's eyes widened, looking at the flames, and then his gaze returned to Lavi, who looked just as confused as him.

"Instinct," said the boy exorcist, unable to accept that he'd just HELPED a Noah. "It was freakin' instinct." And with that, the redhead started off again, heading in the direction of the innocence. Tyki was still confused, surely Lavi wasn't attached to him, which was out of the question, still the Noah couldn't decipher the redheads will. He'd tried to hurt him, and then a moment later he protected him! Talk about confusing. Tyki always knew there was something wrong with an exorcist's head, this just proved it.

"I could of' handled it." Tyki said after a pause, not sounding grateful. Lavi didn't answer, apparently already aware of that. Tyki smiled; Lavi looked like he was giving himself a mental beating. They both paused when seeing a room/cavern with a green glow radiating from it. Lavi ran in, carefully watching each side for sudden attack. Seeing no one, Lavi dashed forward and grabbed the innocence, a triumphant grin spreading across his face. Tyki hand clasped onto Lavi's shoulder. "Oh? And is that rightfully yours?" Lavi froze, even though he hadn't forgotten the Noah, it was still alarming to hear him speak in such a threatening tone. And kind of nice. It was a break from the pleasures usually gentle mocking tone, which helped Lavi concentrate on thinking of the Noah as his enemy quite a bit.

"Yes, it is." Lavi said, forcefully pulling away from the Noah's grip. Tyki raised his eyebrows, for the millionth time wishing he remembered the exorcist's name. Tyki smiled at Lavi politely, all though his eyes didn't show the politeness his smile did. Tyki sighed, although it didn't really sound very sad, and he raised his head smirking at Lavi.

"How about we trade then?" Tyki crooned softly, pulling Lavi into him, the gentleness not reflected in his movement. "That innocence for yours? What do you say, exorcist? Your kind will give up anything for innocence right? The glowing green kind that is." Lavi paled, glaring at the Noah feebly trying to pull away from the Noah's harsh hold on him.

"I think I'll pass, pervert." Tyki smiled at his new title, shaking his head as if the conversation was only amusing him. Tyki pulled the redhead in once again, this time closer, he pressed his lips against Lavi's once again, not bothering to respond. Lavi's eyes widened and he swung his hammer at the Noah, who put a hand up and stopped it, pulling away.

"What's wrong, love? Did I catch you off guard?" Tyki's eyes glowed with the sentence, wanting Lavi almost as bad as the girls he'd longed for before the Noah had awakened. Not that he hadn't been bi before then of course. Lavi grimaced at the designated pet name, not letting his emotions be seen through his sculpted facial expression.

I want Tyki to kiss me again.

He glared deciding to take his anger out on Tyki, jumping backwards out of the Pleasure's grasp.

"I'm tired of your silly games. Think you can behave yourself in a fight, or must I teach you how bastard?" Tyki chuckled quietly at Lavi's insult, not bothered in the slightest.

"Can I be your bastard?" Although his tone was joking, he humored the exorcist by getting in a combat position, even though he knew there was no need. Lavi scowled, although he actually was enjoying himself. It was fun to have such a humorous enemy, and even though he wouldn't be caught dead saying it, if he had to get killed by one of the Noah Tyki would be the most pleasant.

Pleasant! It makes since he's the Noah of Pleasure.

"Afraid not. Go find another someone else to screw all night." Lavi smiled, as did Tyki. There was a weird understanding between them, although they both wanted different things. Well, Lavi WAS curious, but not so curious that he'd willingly give himself up to Tyki. He had a hot body, now that Lavi thought about it, back then on the train I almost thought of flirting.

"That's not part of the plan, sorry." And with that, Tyki was behind Lavi in a split second, pressing the point in his neck that would give him a dead arm. Lavi swore, hand dropping to side along with innocence. "Wow. I've never been able to do that before. You're my lucky find, eh? I always miss that point." Lavi froze as he felt the Noah's arms coming around him, pulling the exorcists hips against his own. With one arm he tried to pull the Noah's hands off him, at the same time trying to get his hips as far away from the Noah as possible.

"Get off me, asshole!" Lavi pulled away again, this time harsher, only to feel the Noah whip him around, smashing his lips against his own. Lavi kept his mouth shut, refusing to give the Pleasure any satisfaction, although that was really only pretending, the Pleasure was getting PLENTY of thrill from the exorcist, whether the redhead like it or not. Lavi was pushed into the wall of the cavern by a smirking gold-eyed Portuguese man who wore a suit. Now how many people can say that? . Lavi started to raise his hand again, one after the other feeling his right arm get its energy back recovering quickly, only to feel his hands shoved into the back of the ground.

"Now you have a choice: We can do it here, or you can be obedient and come back to my room. It would be a lot finer if we had a bed, you know." Tyki said blissfully. He sounded way too happy for Lavi's comfort. Lavi tried pulling himself out, and sighed when he felt exactly how solid it was, refusing to yield.

"How about you get me out of here, give me both my hammer and that innocence, and THEN I'll decide?" Lavi asked wryly, refusing to reward him with something he didn't deserve by not answering his question. Tyki sighed, and sunk his arms in the cavern wall along Lavi's, pressing closer to his body, literally passing through Lavi's clothes till their bare skin touched. Lavi gasped, eyes round as plates at the sudden touch on him, closing eyes tightly, pressing himself against the wall. Tyki chuckled, pulling away. Lavi raised his eyebrows at Tyki's withdrawal, confused and feeling a little disappointed in the pit of his stomach. Oh shit, that hurt his pride extremely. DISSAPOINTED!? WTF!? Was his simple reaction.

"Shall I choose then?" Tyki asked quietly, leaning in till his lips brushed the redheads, feeling the exorcist shiver against him. Lavi glared his eyes furious.

"No! Just- Just give me the innocence and leave!" Lavi felt sick to his stomach asking the Noah for anything at all, but it couldn't be helped. He was starting to feel the consequence of trusting a Noah even for the shortest moment. Tyki's eyes softened but he still smiled with lust, but the menace was gone.

"You know, you are quite cute when you're angry...~" Lavi groaned, hoping it would hide his blush, and he was lifted by the Noah who easily pulled him out of the wall. Lavi didn't struggle but felt slightly curious to why the Noah was so gently. He innocently pushed away from Tyki, reaching down and grabbing his hammer, eying Tyki's pocket where a strange green glow radiated from inside. He couldn't really explain why, but right now the innocence didn't really seem as important as Tyki. The redhead shook his head, and gave a questioning stare that said 'what now?' to the Portuguese man. Tyki snorted, as if it was obvious, but explained just the same.

"Well- what happens now is that I take you back to my room and fuck you so hard that you moan- and then we sleep, I most likely leave your cute little ass at 2am, and you wake up to see yourself in one piece with your hammer and the innocence." Tyki said it all so calmly, it almost made Lavi want to laugh- and feel sick. Lavi gaped, amazed at how- how! Lavi couldn't go on he knew his face was red, he glared at the Noah.

"That is NOT happening!" Lavi retorted fiercely.

"And you're going to like it." And with that, Tyki started pulling the redhead back the way they'd came, ignoring his meager protests, and catching whatever attacks Lavi tried to make.

Nemo: Aaah... that chapter was boring like nothing happened...

Tyki: Your right Lavi is cute when he's angry *happily admiring Nemo's work*

Nemo: o___o Wow a compliment! From TYKI!

Lavi: It's nothing to be proud of. Trust me.

Road: Tyki Tyki! Can I play with Lavi plea-

Tyki: NO.

Road: But Tyyykiii he's so cute!

Tyki: SHERYL!

Sheryl: Road- your married.

Road: But dad... you play with me sometimes and UR married!

Tyki: Child-molester.

Sheryl: ROAD YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER TALK ABOUT-

Nemo: *yelling over chaos* AS I WAS SAYING

Lavi: Go on we're listening xP

Nemo: Hey guys, what I'm noticing is that a lot of people will favorite the story but not Review! That's fine but it's so much fun to review you guys should try it ! : ) Sorry... I know that like nothing happened at all in this chapter and it's just a bunch of ugly writing but I'll try to make the next chapter... interesting. ;] if you know what I mean! I can't put Lemon content on here...