Hi. Sorry! I forgotted. No motivation. Bad homework. Evil Buds. You get the gist. The S word! (Schoo) Can't spell the whole word. Bad luck.
Muy Attentiones! Look on the bottom for an importent message. Really it's not important. Just some random thoughts. I'd like it if you could answer my very American questiones. GRACIAS!
Kaori's POV-
"Okay. See you then." I began to walk back to the house and thought about what all of this was going to mean. Sasuke seems like a good person. Just a little distant. I can fix that, though. He seems a little...unpersony...like he's not human. I mean, how could anyone be that distant and quiet. Maybe he just needs to have someone to open up to. Living in a place like this could really make someone want to die, especially if you're living alone.
An Hour Later-
"Cut it out, Naruto!" Sakura, one of my teammates scolded another one of my teammates. It's obvious that she has a crush on my brother (Not like she tries to hide it.). Naruto, the one Sakura was pissed of at is kind of a doofus. He was, at the moment, looking out the door to the room we were in, trying to find any sign of our teacher.
"Why are we the only cell whose teacher hasn't shown up yet?!" He asked, frustrated. "All the other teams have already gone off with their teachers. Even Master Iruka has gone!" He suddenly jumped up on a table with an eraser in his hand. He began to wedge the eraser into the top of the door. He jumped down. "It's what he gets for making us wait!!"
"Grow up!" Sakura put her hands on her hips. "I want no part of it!" She huffed.
"I do." I grinned. "Count me in!"
"No way could a superior shinobi be caught by a simple booby trap!" Sasuke told us.
Just
then, our teacher came in. Bonk! The eraser hit him on the head. "Ha!
Gotcha! Good one!" Naruto laughed.
"I'm sorry, sensei. I
tried to stop him, but Naruto..." Sakura trailed off.
"Hmmm...how
shall I put this? Based on my first impression, I'd have to say...
I hate you!" We then followed him out to a bridge (A/N: Is that
what that is? I don't know. That's what it's going to be
though.). "Now, I'd like you all to tell us a little about
yourselves."
"Like what?" Sakura asked.
"You know, the usual, your favorite thing...what you hate most...dreams, ambitions, hobbies, things like that."
"Help us out here, coach. You go first. Show us how its done." Naruto insisted.
"That's right...after all, you're a complete stranger to us. A mystery." Sakura joined in.
"Oh...me? My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm the kind of person who doesn't like talking about his likes and dislikes! My dreams for the future are none of your business...anyway, I have lots of hobbies..."
"Hey... He said a lot...but all we really learned was his name." Sakura muttered.
"Now it's your turn. Starting with you on the right."
"Me, right?! My name is Uzumaki Naruto! What I like is instant cup ramen! What I like even better is when Master Iruka treats me to ramen at the Ichiraku Noodle Bar!! What I hate is the three minute wait after I pour in the boiling water. My dream is to one day...be a better shinobi than Lord Hokage! And then all the villagers will have to acknowledge my existence at last! My hobbies are pranks and practical jokes I guess."
"Next!"
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are plenty of things I hate, but I don't see that it matters considering there is almost nothing I do like. It seems pointless to talk about my "dreams" that's just a word...but what I do have is determination. I plan to restore my clan. And there's someone I've sworn...to kill." We all stared at him.
After a silence, I spoke up, "My turn! My name is Kaori Uchiha. I hate dolls, onions, and pink. I like dogs, tv, and blue. I don't have a dream. My hobbies are...art and sports."
"And finally, the young lady..."
"I am Haruna Sakura. My favorite thing is...well it's not a thing, it's a person. A boy...and that boy is...Uh...let's move on to my dream." She paused and squealed like a pig, blushing. "I hate...Naruto!" The boy next to Sasuke looked appalled at what she had said about him and looked like he was going to cry. "My hobbies are-"
Our master cut her off-"I think we understand each other." After that, he handed us huge packets of paper that he said was the guidelines for training tomorrow.
The Next Night
Normal POV
"Oh my god!" Kaori sprawled out on the couch, but instantly got up again. "Allie!!" the dog came running out of the kitchen, but when she saw the mess on the couch, she ran away. Kaori ran after her while Sasuke sighed and began to clean up the dog poop.
Kaori came back with the dog in her arms, whining. She put the dog down. "Did you make that mess?" The dog whined in reply.
"I don't think I have any other dogs, Kaori." Sasuke muttered.
"Did I ask you?" Kaori yelled. "We've talked about this, Al. When I'm not here, you do not poop on stuff."
"She can come with you next time, you know." Sasuke came back in the room and sat down on the couch.
"Well, for your punishment...don't sit on Sasuke." Kaori went to her room to change, leaving the dog and Sasuke in the room.
The dog immediately jumped up on Sasuke when Kaori was out of sight. "No." he put the dog on the floor. The dog jumped on his lap again, this time curling up into a ball on his lap. I can't put her down, Kaori will yell at me for being mean to her. I can't keep her up here because Kaori will get mad at her.
"I'm back. Sasuke? What are you doing to my dog?" She put her hands on her hips.
Sasuke, unfortunately, was holding the dog by it's front paws and back paws, with it's front paws in one hand and its back paws in the other. "I was...putting it up on my lap. I've never...held a dog before." he lied.
"You haven't?" she seemed to be shocked. "Well...okay. But that is not how you hold a dog." She took his hands away from the dog and placed it down in his lap. The dog curled up in a ball again.
The room was silent for a while and Kaori spoke up. "Sasuke? Why do you like that fire technique you used on sensei so much? I saw you use it probably two times today."
"It's one of the only ones my dad ever taught me. We were never exactly close. It was like...I didn't exist." Sasuke looked away.
All of a sudden, Kaori grinned and jumped off the couch. "Kaori, I don't like that look on your face."
"Tomorrow, we're gonna get you a dog, Sasuke!"
"No, we're not. I'm not an animal person."
"Says the man that has a dog on his lap." she picked Allie up. "You need to get close to someone, Sasuke. That way, you won't feel the hurt."
"What are you? A psychologist?"
I didn't want to include the fight between them and Kakashi for three reasons
1. I'm too lazy. It's too much work! It took me forever to find Volume One on Photobucket.
2. I suck at fight scenes. I'm much better at the humor/romantic scenes. I've never written a fight scene. Except for one on the Buffy fandom. And behold...It sucked. Big time.
3. I wanted to hold off on the whole 'let's see what her abilities are' thing cause I want to surprise you. I'll include a fight scene where their fighting Zabuza.
My random thought of the day/week/month/year: PICK ONE
Day-Why is Sasuke's name pronounced funny? If you sound it out, it sounds like SaSuek.
Week-Why is Neji's name pronounced funny? If you sound it out, it sounds like NayHay. That's the way I pronounced it anyway. I refuse to pronounce it NEGI.
Month-Listen to this dude's name at my school: Grunjkumar. No lie. He's like one of my best friends and I don't know how to pronounce it. Sad huh?
Year-Why isn't there a law protecting people's personal space? Floyd is my best friend and he snuck up on me and scared me. I...kicked him. In the place of no tomorrow. I apologized like a million times. I can only imagine how celebs feel.
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-deniserichardson
