I do not own the Fairly Odd Parents, the amazing Butch Hartman does.

Timmy's eyes opened wide with shock. Timantha? That one time gig? He had forgotten all about his previous gender bending experience. He knew that Trixie considered his female side her friend, but to have pushed Trixie to result to scoping out the mall on a weekly basis? That was too much. Timmy didn't know what to do. Trixie was just sitting there with her face in her palms, crying an river, and Timmy couldn't do anything. Well, he could, but he didn't knowing that it was entirely his fault that Trixie was pushed this far. It was awkward, there he was with the girl of his dreams, virtually alone in a mall food court, and yet he couldn't bring himself to comfort her. It was all too much for Timmy to handle, so while Trixie was still drowning herself in a pool of her own tears he simply walked away. It was a slow silent walk. Yet it felt like Timmy's feet were made of lead, and each step made a horrible echo within his soul, as he walked away from his life long crush in her time of need.

*Sniff* "Sorry you had to see that, it feels good to let it out," Trixie said raising her head out of her arms, only to notice that she was now alone, "Timmy? Where'd you go?"

Warm water splashed over Timmy as he entered his bathtub. He had snuck back into his room through the window he had left open when he first escaped. Vicki was out taking another babysitting job since her last "client" had flown the coop. Timmy knew she wouldn't be back anytime soon since she would still charge his parents the full babysitting fee, regardless if she was watching him or not. Timmy silently stewed within the tub, cleansing himself of the dirt that was now embedded on his skin. It was silent, and the silence made Timmy dwell on the last few days. He didn't want to remember what had happened at the mall. Sure, he could now officially say that he had ice cream with Trixie Tang, but he would also have to say he abandoned her when she needed comfort. The problem was, he was the cause of her pain even though she didn't know it. He didn't think that his one day as a girl would leave such an emotional scar on the girl he cared about. He hated himself. The only way he could think of to make things right would be to live the rest of his life as Timantha, but then he would never get the chance of being Trixie's boyfriend, not that that was likely in the first place. Besides, he didn't like being a girl. The last time he was female he deliberately avoided using the restroom for 24 hours. Timmy didn't like the topic his mind was on so he immersed his head into the bathwater, trying to drown out his own thoughts.

After his bath Timmy enters his room. He was garbed in his pajamas and was ready to go to bed for the night. If there was any way to get his mind off of his troubles it was in the magical world of sleep. Oh how Timmy enjoyed the world of sleep. It was the only place where he didn't need to worry about other peoples well beings, or about what others thought of him. With a powerful leap Timmy jumped into his bed and entangled himself within the sheets. The warm night air filtered into his room through his open window, creating a comfortable aura. Timmy stared at the ceiling for a while, then at his hand which had that awful cut going along the surface of his skin, then back at the ceiling. What would the next day hold for him? He felt terrible about what he did to Trixie, even if it was unintentional. He just wished that he could close his eyes and never wake up, to stay in that wonderful world of sleep. Slowly Timmy's eyes grew heavy and he drifted off to that amazing place called sleep.

In Fairy World the streets were empty. All of the traffic of fairies was gone. The houses were dark and not a single trace of life could be found, except for one place, Fairy City Hall. It was a large, dome shaped building, made to seat the entire fairy population. Inside countless fairies could be seen lining all of the seats, which circled around a large platform in the center. On the platform could be seen a large figure holding an even larger books.

"Attention puny fairies!" Jorgen's voice boomed across the whole audience, "we have some new rules to discuss! We have designed these new rules to ensure that fairy magic will in no way be related to any child's misery! Fairy magic was meant to make all kids happy, not just our god kids! You will now all be given a new copy of DA RULES!"

Jorgen raised his wand to the air and several million poofs occurred. In the arms of all the fairies could be found a large golden book. The new copy of DA Rules was a good deal bigger than the old copy. The books even totted a fancy new color scheme, instead of purple with gold lettering, it was now gold with purple lettering!

"Now let us go through the new rules!" Jorgen began.

"Wait!" a young looking fairy with blue hair interrupted.

"Who dares interrupt Jorgen Von Strangle?" Jorgen shouted looking at the tiny fairy that dared to cut Jorgen's rant short.

"S-sorry, but we can't possibly go over all the rules, we have our god kids to get back to, and besides, I'm sure you have much better thing to do than talk to us lower fairies... like oiling your muscles." The fairy said nervously.

"Hmm... good point. Fine, I'll just go over the major key points." Jorgen said, "Now then the major changes to DA RULES are as follows:

No child may wish to extend a holiday. Seriously, the holiday mascots still wont shut up about that one 'Endless Christmas' fiasco/

Next, any wish that is about to put a child in harm will quickly be poofed away. So make sure your kids don't wish for anything silly, like being able to beat up the school bully. First of all, if they're so weak that they need to wish for strength then they shouldn't fight a bully. Second, they should run away like little girls if they want to protect themselves, and not rely on their fairies for every little thing.

Finally, we're extending the "You can't wish away love" rule. We are now expanding it to "You can't wish away true friends" rule. If any of you have granted any wishes that have separated friends then SHAME ON YOU!

By tomorrow morning any wishes that you granted that have contradicted these rules will be undone. If you kids have any problems with that, TOO BAD! HAHAHA!" and with that Jorgen poofed away.

The other fairies started to file out of the room, each conversing with each other. The fairies were either happy with the new rules, or incredibly angry with them. As for a certain pink fairy, she was busy calculating.

"Whatcha doin'?" Cosmo asked his wife.

"This isn't good Cosmo," Wanda said, "knowing how many wishes Timmy makes, and what kinds of wishes Timmy makes, there's no way to tell how drastically the world could change as a result of these new rules."

"Ah relax babe, I'm sure it won't be too bad. Remember, no wish can interfere with the well being of any other kid." Cosmo said, actually making sense for one time in his life.

"I sure hope you're right."