Chapter 3 Departure

We departed from our camp at first light well you could say it's about 9am but this gray sky makes it almost impossible to tell the time. There are no clouds no sun and the lake was coloured red. "Yi this seems very unnatural."

"Well no shit you call rocks from the sky natural? I don't even fucking think this world is close to natural anymore, fishgod knows we might even be the last people on Ionia."

"Right good speech clap clap cough approve cough."

Me and Yi soon arrived at Ahri and Ezreal's campsite and found Ezreal wrapped in the foxes tails maybe because he was cold or they had something going on last night cough cough. Well judging from the situation last night they just fell asleep and Ahri's tails decided it was fine to wrap around someone.

"Yi, Bushhead pls help I can't get out of this." Ezreal attempted to explain that he was trapped but all they heard was Bushhead Pls until a tail wrapped around his neck and started to choke him "Ahri pls."

Yi starting shaking Ahri's head almost screaming "Your choking Ezreal!" Ahri was still asleep until Yi flicked one of her fox ears then she suddenly shot up and awake.

"Ow why did you do that it really hurt." Said Ahri rubbing her sore fox ear.

"You wouldn't wake up one of your tails were choking Ezreal." Yasuo then glanced at the devoid of any movement Ezreal then took hold of his canteen and poured some of it's contents on Ezreal's face and then muttered some random gibrish. "Runterra to Ezreal anyone there?"

"Arghhh what happened my head is spinning?" Ezreal said with a dry tongue but not before Ahri gave him a sip of Yi's canteen.

"Well let's just say while I was asleep one of my tails thought it was okay to choke you, not my doing of course." I explained he then had a look of distrust at me until he realized who I was again.

"Well what are we going to do now." Ezreal asked in fact I was about to say the same thing. Yi then took the fishing rod he was using as a weapon and started drawing in the dirt and explaining what we should do next.

"Was anyone even paying attention?" He looked at everyone else Ahri was asleep again and Yasuo was playing his flute the only person that really payed full attention was Ezreal probably thinking "OMG YI'S TEMPLE TIME TO EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN AND KIND SOME KICKASS ARTIFACTS THAT BELONG IN A MUSEUM!"

"Ezreal no, my swords do not belong in a museum and my temple is also not the unknown it's now a tourist attraction because of you."

"Ohh right we moving now?" Asked a slightly bored Yasuo who now went to Ahri and flicked her sore fox ear and she immediately jumped to attention.

"I had the weirdest dream, and not to mention PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!"

"Well what was the dream and that seems to be the only way to wake you up." They all started marching towards Yi's place and Yasuo and Ahri continued their conversation.

"Well you see kissing me would be a start you can also wake me up by stroking my ears not flicking them, and for the dream I dreamt of a wild Garen coming out of your hair and yelling Demacia at me then disappearing, I'm seriously going to straighten your hair if we get to the temple and it's not fucked up and ruined,"

Well thanks for the advice but kissing you is not a opinion it's not the Wuju style way and for god knows Wukong is probably there trolling the living shit out of the zombies so I think the temple will be fine unless the town also got pelted with these rocks." They finally arrived after an hour of walking and closed in to the town gate and was soon to find out it was crawling with zombies.

"Oi shut up I see something on my lens probably not for the eyes of woman Ez have a look at this." He handed over his helmet with over a trillion or so lens to Ezreal.

"Yep I wish I didn't see that someone cover her mouth while I explain." Yi covered her mouth with his large hands and Ezreal began explaining "Well everyone here knows Singed right?" Everyone nodded "Well this urrr thing here looks like a undead version of him but with massive green tentacle that probably spits acid or some crap coming outside of one of its eyes and it's on all fours right now looking at the ground might be easy to sneak around it and rush into the town and get to the temple." Ezreal rushed this explanation, he couldn't dare himself to even look at the horrid thing ever again.

Ahri attempted to scream when she saw the thing coming towards them rather fast for something on all fours. She also noticed something they didn't before, it had a large orange tentacle coming out of its spine and it's tip was bright orange ready to spray something unidentified at them.


Screeeeeccccchhhhh. Came an ear raping sound to my ears turns out that thing was pissed off at them and was charging towards us its spinal overhead stringer was aiming directly at my frozen body. "Ahri MOVE!" I Then snapped back into reality and spirit rushed side wards making the acid fly past me into a object behind me it made a hissing bubbly sound which confirmed my suspicions that it was an acid, I then readied myself for combat binding my Orb Of Deception into reality and began casting.


I couldn't bring myself to killing these things they used to be human for fishgod's sake i used my temporary weapon (The snapped fishing rod) and hit it in the head but to no avail the creature just wouldn't die. I stopped ruthlessly attacking the creature then studied it, God it is ugly i figured that its Overhead stringer was its only from of attack and the creature seemed to have no eyes, That's it! it's weakness! "EVERYONE STOP MOVING AND BE QUIET!" Ezreal obeyed, Yasuo protected Ahri from further attacks with his windwall and they all stood at a standstill and waited. The creature blind and not being able to detect it's prey returned to thrashing about at the ground randomly and i ordered everyone with hand gestures to quietly sneak towards me and i would lead them to my temple.


The group continued through the town quietly but the usual zombie would walk slowly towards them and then when it has lost its scent of prey would return to it's idle wondering of the streets.


We came to one of the town's guard watchtower's in the center of the town and Yi ordered us to set up here for the night and that we did, This night was far to exhausting and our new neighbors give me the creeps making aggravated noises recklessly clawing at the ground and hissing at anything that moved seemed to make my good sleep soon become a "Please shut the fuck up before i throw a can at your head."


Same size as the first chapter i am proud with myself :D