-It's Lucy in a Nutshell!-

Chapter 3 – Lucy with Zeref

Hello there again! :3 I decided to update once again :o But I read the reviews and I'm so happy! Anyway I wanted to thank Red Hot-Blooded Girl for giving me another idea. So Lucy with Zeref it is! I respect all stories and do not mean to offend anybody.


Disclaimer- I do not own Fairy Tail. If I did, Lucy would have a harem.

-Lucy Trains with Zeref Nutshell-

-Normal POV-

Let's use a new scene because reading a book is boring. Lucy is now sipping her favorite strawberry smoothie in the guild, spacing out. Unexpectedly, (A/N Oh reallly? _) Team Natsu plus Lisanna came up to her.

"I don't like you because I'm evil and NaLu authors love me being evil, so I'll just go with that. Anyway, we wanna kick you off the team because we have SUUUUCH good reasons why." Lisanna said.

"Yea, like how you complain how we destroy everything but then Aquarius goes and destroys everything to." Natsu pointed out.

"Or that you need your rent, but Erza has to pay 100,000 jewels and she still manages, so I don't get how that's an excuse but we'll keep it at that. Hurp. Derp."

"So, *ahem*, cue the lightning please," Lisanna clapped. Then, the background changed to lightning flashing. "So now, IT'S TEAM LISANNA! MWAHAHHAHAHAH~!"

"Why?! WHY?! WHAT KIND OF NAKAMA ARE YOU?!" Lucy slapped Lisanna dramatically, with her head staying still to the side in shock.

Lucy ran up to-yeah yeah, let's skip that. Okay now, Lucy barged into Makarov's office, breaking down like Juvia.

"Take away my guild mark!" She sobbed, holding out her right hand. Makarov sighed, pulled out a knife, and cut off the skin of her right hand.

"WHAT THE F**K?! You're supposed to use some spell, dumb ass! Get your script right!" Lucy yelled, whipping his head with her script.

"Ouch. Sorry, forgot the script. For now, just use some cloth to wrap it." He sighed, shaking his head. Lucy grabbed a cloth somewhere and wrapped it around her hand. Whew, the blood is gone.

"So now, I'm leaving! Goodbye, Makarov! You'll always be family to me!" She cried again, running down the stairs and out the guild doors.

Lucy ran all the way to her apartment (A/N Is it an apartment….? She does have a landlady...), opened the door and slammed it hard. She went to her desk, and started writing on some blank papers, which oh-so-coincidently turned out to be letters for Team Natsu and Fairy Tail.

Dear Team Natsu,

I hate you. You broke my heart. Idk what else to write. Oh, I'll kill you later in this chapter. Just letting you know. Also, I hate you too Lisanna. Still don't know what else to write. Oh well. U'LL PAYYYYY!

Sincerely,

Lucy of the Nutshell chapter.

She smiled at her completed letter, and nodded, happy that it was a such great letter. She packed her luggage, and went out. The author, aka me, is bored of writing her walking so let's time skip to the big tree island!


-Lol Time Skips are so fun to do-

Zeref noticed another presence on the island. How does he know this? He's the Black Wizard, durr. He immediately noticed it was Lucy.

Damn, that was quite fast. Curse you author for doing a time skip. He thought. He heard a gasp. He groaned, Not this again!

"Look blondie, just because I'm the oh so famous Black Wizard, doesn't mean I'm gonna hurt you and sob like in the anime/manga. This is a nutshell. Got it?" He snapped. Lucy came around the tree he was sitting against.

"Kay. I don't like the scared image anyway. I'm so bored, hurry up and train me oh mighty wizard." Lucy started filing her nails. An angry tick mark appeared on his forehead.

"Fine then. First, mastering the Bla-"

"Yeah yeah. Get on with it. Gimme some epic powas or something."

"Since there are no real names to my attacks, just read my wiki and stuff, or create your own death magic move, I don't care. Here take this random Limiter that limits your magic, so people will think you're strong. Now go, I wanna sleep." Zeref yawned, and actually fell asleep. Lucy sweat dropped and put on the Limiter. Yaayy…she's powaful now.

"Hmm….DEATH WAVE THINGY!" Lucy pointed her palms towards an area of trees. They all turned dead instantly.

"HUWWAYYY! Now…should I join Cat Teeth or Pixie Tail? They both suck since obviously I'm powerful as Zeref MWAHAHHAHAHAHA! Eh. Just join Cat Teeth. They should have a part in this nutshell story too. TO CAT TEEETH ~!" She skipped happily to Sabertooth; yes, she skipped on water.


~To the Sabertooth Guild!~

"WASSSUPPPP! I trained under Zeref *cough* lies *cough* so lemme join and destroy Pixie Tail!" Lucy yelled, obviously whispering the 'lies' part.

"BLONDIE! U SHOULDN'T BE HERE YETT! Y ARE U HEREEE?! OH WELL….GO GET DA STAMP LOL. LET ME GO PICK SOME PURDY FLOWERS!" Minerva skipped in chibi form, flowers circling around her.

"OH EM GEEEE UR SO POWERFUL! I OBEYY U OH MASTER ZEREF'S APPRENTICE! WE R SO HONORED!" Sting started bowing on his knees.

"ASDFGHJKL;QWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM,~!" Rogue, since he was too silent and emo, couldn't form the right words. Oh well, his loss.

"HURRAYYYY! I'LL PUT DA STAMP RIGHT HEREEEEE!" Lucy stamped it on her arm because the arm is the most overused place for tattoos, so why not use it there too? Minerva, still being chibi, came back with freshly picked flowers. She threw them around while laughing like a little girl.

"PURDY FLOWERSSS LOL! U OFFICALLLY STRONGEST PERSON EVAAA SO I SHALL SERVE U FOREVA!" Minerva bowed like Sting did, while throwing flowers once in a while.

"I know I'm so purdy! HEY AUTHOR! Time skip us to the GMG! I don't want to spend time running/walking there. Or taking the train. So time skip it is!" Lucy yelled. I think she hates me, but I'm in control of her, so she can go to hell.


~Time Skip *sigh* The things I do for Lucy..~

"HURP. DERP. SABERTOOTH ISH 1ST PLACE. HURP. DERP. FAIRY TAIL ISH 2ND. DA REST IS UNIMPORTANT." The judge spoke into the microphone.

"FIRST GAME IS HIDDEN COZ IDK WHAT ELSE EVENTS ARE THERE. ATTACK A CLONE, U LOSE A POINT. HURP. DERP. DAT IS ALL."

Lucy sighed. "I guess I'm gonna go first." Minerva, who decided to be in chibi form for the rest of the chapter, was in a cheerleader outfit, cheering for Lucy and how purdy flowers are.

The town rose, blah blah blah, and tons of clones appeared. Hurray.

"OH HAIIII GRAY! REMEMBER MEH, LUCEY? LOL HEYYY!" Lucy waved like an excited girl as she spotted Gray. He was shocked. This was Lucy, after about 500 words ago!

"LUCEYYYY! I MISSSSS UUUU!" He lunged for her, but then it poofed into smoke!

"PFFFFT! PYSCHE! DAT WAS A CLONE LOL! B*TCH! CAN'T BELIEVE U FELL FOR DAT!" The REAL Lucy was on a building, rolling around laughing.

A sign appeared, saying HURP. DERP. MINUS ONE POINT. PIXIE TAIL. HURP. DERP.

"KAY NOW FOR MY REAL POWAS! DARK-MAGIC-STRIKE-THAT-IS-TOTALLY-MADE-UP!" Lucy stood up and used her dark magic to kill everybody in Hidden, excluding clones.

"40 POINTS FOR LUCEY! SHE KILLED EVERYBODEH, SO GAME OVER. LOL." The judge announced.

Lucy walked back to her team, only to be stopped by Natsu.

"ASDFGHJKL; I LUV U LUCEY!" He glomped her.

"BUT I LUV HER, FIRE LIZARDDD!" Sting stepped in, pulling apart Natsu and Lucy.

"ASDFGHJKL; I LAHV U BOTH 3" Lucy glomped both of them, somehow, and they were all happy with her answer because they love Lucy loving them both.

"AND SCENE!" I yelled. Yes, it is I, the author, and the director! I lazily slumped in my chair as I saw Lucy, Sting, and Natsu stretch.

"We done with this chapter now? I'm feeling a bit hungry, anybody care for some burgers?" Lucy asked. All the other members that were mentioned came out, nodding. And so, they all went out the studio and to some burger place.

"Kitsune-san, shouldn't the actors for the 'corpses' be waking up now?" The camera guy asked me. I waved my hand lazily.

"Naw, those are real corpses. I stabbed them while Lucy was performing her spell. You can take them out though." I put my cheek into my palm, spacing out somewhere, bored.

The camera guy sighed and muttered, "The things I do for this story, the author, and the cast…..".


Ahhh~, now time for me to stretch. Sitting for so long, typing…..my muscles are achey! Anyway, feel free to post suggestions for any cliché used stories (of course, Lucy has to be in it!) that I haven't mentioned! That would help me, since there are so many I can't keep count….