Ok so I know I already posted this but I took it off because I wanted to write a bit more detail to make it not that short so I hope you enjoy the I'm back with the third and final installment to seme or uke. Ok so this story was intended to just be a one-shot but I kept forgetting to put the damn complete tag on DX sooo now it's a three shot! Erm there is no smut here sorry but I'm not ready to write something like that yet so here have this cute fluuf at least it's cut in my eyes O3O. Also I know I said this chapter was ging to be a pruaus but some people don't like that pairing so it's not :/ anyway enough of me talking on to the story!
France, Japan, Spain, and Prussia were all hiding in a bush outside a McDonald's waiting for their two victims of interrogation.
England and America came out of the McDonald's hand in hand. "Seriously America you couldn't have found a better place for lunch." said England raising an eyebrow "Dude it's not like I wanted to bring you here if we had more time before the meeting started again I would have totally brought you to a better place!" said America looking at his boyfriend that's right boyfriend. Ever the whole "I top!" incident/fight and after they did it in the supply closet at the meeting they discovered that they are both idiots that like each other and they finally started going out.
America leaned in to give England a kiss when the four other nations hiding in the bush suddenly jumped out and landed in front of them.
"America. England." spoke Spain getting some leaves out of his hair. "we have some questions for you that you answer with the truth and nothing but the truth!" "Regarding who is seme and who is uke in your relationship!" said Japan holding up a note book.
England and America looked at each other then back at the four nations who interrupted their date. "uhhh." "You wankers go away this is non of you business!" said England waving his fist at them.
"Ah England always so rude." said France flipping his hair and sighing dramatically. England fumed. "I'm rude? I'm rude! You're the ass hats that interrupted our date!" "England we just want to know!" "Ya just tell us who is seme and aho is uke and then we'll leave you to screw your American unless your uke. Kesesese." "please England-san tell us."
'Well I'm not telling you perverts because it's none of your business!"
"Well we're not giving up until you tell us!'
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
France, England, Prussia, Japan, and Spain continued to argue when finally America decided to step this and settle this once and for all!
"Hey bros umm hey I'm trying to say something here." the arguing nations didn't hear him so he did what any normal person would have done and slapped them each on the face until they all stopped talking.
"Ow my beautiful face!" "America why the bloody hell did you do that for!" "Well babe it's just to answer their question of who is seme and who is uke." said America rather calmer than his usual loudness. "OK dudes I think it's about time I answer your question the person that is seme is" America gave a long dramatic sigh " it's me." he finished England gaped. "That's a bloody lie! Last meeting in the closet I topped your arse!" "Well ya but that's just because I let you!" "Oh really is that so?" said England doubtfully "Y-yah of coarse I let you I could totally top you an-" "Heh heh really America I highly doubt that." said England smirking.
America so did not appreciate that England thought he couldn't be seme, so to prove his point the picked up England and dragged him to a hotel room to thoroughly show England that he can too be seme when he wants!
"Well now we know they switch it up!" said Japan smiling already thinking of a doujinshi to make. "wait that can't be right I bet money that America is the true seme!" "Well England did top America first so pay up!" "Ah but the more resent one who topped is America so you pay up!"
So the rest of the day France, Prussia, and Spain still argued about the bet while Japan drew his doujinshi at a very fast pace. And people complained about the noise being made in the hotel. When they got a complaint America said it was England's fault for questioning him able to be top.
Ok so that's the end did you guys like *gets booed* well I tried to make you all happy by making them switch it up O3O anyway if you liked my little story go check out my other stories like my resent chapter story "Never steal from pirates" wow yup I'm promoting my self in my other stories don't hate me ;A; but you should check out my other stories if you liked this cus more stuff is bound to come out of my perverted mind! I love all of you so tell me what you think of this No FLAMES!
