Twisted Romance

Disclaimer- I don't own it...Blah blah blah

A/N- Aren't I evil? ~_^. I was out of town in the Wisconsin Dells! YAY!!!!! Ahem...So I wasn't expecting to be back until late October, but something came up and I was able to return to my dear computer *pats computer*. If you noticed last chapter I was trying to give a good reason why I wasn't gonna update, but now I get to! And I'm happy! ^-^! Okay this chapter is VERY short, but the next one is longer, and I'm putting them up a few hours apart, so the next chapter should be up anytime between an a half an hour between 7am tomorrow....So...Yeah, I'll let you read now.

Chapter 3 To Linky's House We Go!

The birds fill the lush trees, filling the forest with their gay tune. Peace, tranquility, and...

"TO LINKY'S HOUSE WE GO!!! TO LINKY'S HOUSE WE GO!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA TO LINKY'S HOUSE WE GO!!!" Everybody sang through the forest on their way to Link's house.

"Hey! Hold up!" Nayru shouted.

"Now what?!" Zelda snapped back.

"We were supposed to meet at Saria's house first! Then we were supposed to go to Link's." Nayru said as if she was the leader.

"Put a cork in it, Nayru, nobody wants to hear your bitching!" Zelda said with flames in her eyes.

"Aha HA! Your eyes are on fire!!!" Nayru pointed and laughed.

"What?!" Zelda said as she pulled out a mirror. "WHAAAAAA!!!! THEY ARE ON FIRE!!!!!" Zelda screamed in horror.

(*Me laughing*)

"Hey, you! You better fix the story and make my eyes better!" Zelda hollers at me.

("Oh, uh, yeah...*cough*...sure...*giggles*...")

With her temper now gone Zelda's eyes return to normal.

"So...neways...TO LINKY'S HOUSE WE GO!!!......." Everybody started again.

"WAIT!!!" Nayru shouted.

"IT'S ONLY 10:00! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT SARIA'S!!!" Nayru said.

"Let's take a vote!" Ruto said feeling 'super-smart'.

Everybody votes in favor in going to Link's except Nayru.

"Majority rules!" Ruto said as they continued their march to Link's house.

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At Link's house

"Oh, Linky!!!" Everybody said as they peered through the door.

"Just five more minutes, Navi, please." Link mumbled as he rolled over.

"Oh, I think he's asleep..." Saria pointed out.

"No...Ya' think?" Din pointed out.

"Mr. Limpy wake up..." Navi started as she hovered over Link.

"Oh, so that's what he calls it!" Din said sarcastically.

Everybody started laughing as Navi blushes and Link wakes up.

"AHHHH!!!!" Link shouted. "What are you people doing in my house?!" Link questioned as he reached for the covers to hide his boxer shorts.

"Um..Didn't we say we were coming..." Nayru said.

"No." Link said as he rubbed his eyes.

"But, I'm sure we did..." Nayru started.

"If you did I don't remember." Link said as he cut Nayru off.

"Well, I guess we forgot that tiny detail." Nayru said knowing that they told him.

With that Nayru explained the whole contest to Link. Tonight Link will be going to Din's house in the heavens. (A/N: Okay I don't care if they don't have houses up there b/c in my fic they do!).

A/N: Okay short chapter, next one should be up by VERY soon, if not try again a little later, and so on and so forth. BYE!