Heathertail: And, we're back! ER- wait, is the camera on? (cocks head and then straightens up after a quick thumbs up from camera man Crowfeather) Yes, hmf, welcome back to Wheel of Torture! Now, when we last left off, Ashfur had been assigned one of the worst tortures imaginable! He must burn Jayfeather's stick! (tries to stifle laughter) Jayfeather must not know that this is a torture! C'mon out Willowshine!
Willowshine: (walks in ever so elegantly) Yes, I have the stick. I snipped it from the blind beggar while he was sleeping! Knock yourself out, Ashfur. (throws stick to him)
Ashfur: (tries to catch it, but stick lands on his head, literally knocking him out)
Heathertail: Nice catch, Ashfur… Okay, I guess now is as good a time as any for our commercial break. Thank you for the reviews! I will try to use as many as possible during the next episode! Including one for Barkface! … The heck? Why does that keep happening to me?! Grr… let's just get on with the show… (grumbles audibly)
Hey everyone. Thank you for being patient on this. I would love some good reviews, torture ideas, and even flames! I am loving the feedback so far! Well, keep 'em coming! Don't forget, I have another story called Warriors Love To IM. It's a lot of fun! I am enjoying it.
Heathertail: Aaaand, we're back! And the little weirdo- eh, err… what I meant to say was, 'our wonderful friend Ashfur'- is awake, so we can get on with the torture! (hands Ashfur a match and flint)
Ashfur: (gulps and starts to light his fire) D-d-d-dooo I have to do this?
Heathertail: If you want to get paid, yes!
Ashfur: I get paid?! (starts to look a little more cheerful)
Heathertail: No, but it sure would be a nice thought, huh, Ashfur? Just burn the stick already!
Ashfur: (starts to grumble about if his Granny was there, she would give them all a what's what)
Ashfur's Granny: I am in the crowd, Ashy! I don't give a (censored) about you! (starts to cackle evilly)
Ashfur: (breaks down in tears and throws the stick in the bonfire) WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Heathertail: He'll get over it. Oh well, looks like… Oh, there you are Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: My stick censes are tingling… MY STIIIICK!!! ASHFUR! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
Heathertail: He he… (starts to smile cruelly)
*the rest has been censored for blood, gore, and hilarity way too awesome for most audiences*
Heathertail: Well, thanks to everyone who was watching! We've got something special planned for next time!
