A velvet silver lining V2
chapter 3
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Spike was laying on his bed, staring at the ceiling. His recent visit to Velvet's house in his head as he couldn't believe what he said.
"Why did I say that?"
'Don't be sad Spike, I thought you were very smooth! So smooth that you deserved to go to the dungeon, but then I become your probation officer and put you under castle arrest.' Celestia telepathically told him.
'How was I smooth? I outright said I jacked off to her when I use to live there!'
'...'
'Ooooh, you were being sarcastic.'
'Of course I was.'
'Well I don't need sarcasm right now. I need someone to talk to.'
'Well why don't you go get your suit for the Gala ready? I'm going to be very busy getting it ready. Love you, see you tonight.'
'Bye mom, see you tonight.'
Spike sat up and walked over to his closet. Spike then pulled out his tux and then took it to Carousel Boutique to get tailored.
As he exited, knowing Rarity will have it ready on time, he then saw Big Mac and thought he should talk to his closest guy friend.
Said stallion wore blue overalls over his white shirt that strained against hi frame and was currently lugging barrels of apple cider to the barn.
"Hey Big Mac, you got a sec?"
"Eeyup, what do you need Spike?"
"It's girl troubles."
"So you've finally moved on?"
"More like I accidentally admitted to a milf that I masterbate to her."
"Woah, you gotta tell me now." Big Mac replied setting the barrels down.
"Yeah, Princess Celestia told me this mare's ticket got lost in the mail and sent to me by accident. So, I went to her home in Canterlot, and as soon as I got there, she was chasing her husband out the door in a bathrobe...and just a bathrobe, nothing else! We chatted about how bad our love lives are, she said she's getting old, and I said no-one wants me because I'm a different species, I told her she was still sexy, she told me I was a male model, and then I said it! After that, I got out if that house, ashamed of what I said."
"Sounds to me her husband sucks and needed what you said about beating your meat to her."
"I feel like an idiot now. Right now, she probably thinks I'm a weird pervert.
"Are you planning on avoiding her at the Gala?"
"Maybe. The last thing I need to do is ogle her at something like that." he sighed with his head in his claws.
"Well, maybe she's just desperate for some loving. I know Granny Smith was before Apple Strudel confessed his love for her. Or when I confessed my love to Marble Pie."
"I doubt it. I mean, she's like a second mom to me! Plus she's Twilight's own mom! Do you realize how awkward that'd be for all of us if I tried hitting on her?"
"Wait, your best friend's mom?!"
"Yeah I know, right?"
"Well, at least she ain't the mom of one of your bros."
"Amen to that."
Meanwhile...
"Aaa aah!"
"What's wrong Prince Shining Armor?"
"I think one of my friends just broke my heart!"
Back with the two guys..
"Gee...I don't know what to say about that..."
"You see? I'm doomed!"
"Now now, calm down. Come-on, let's walk to the orchard, I really need to get this done. My honey Marble is making dinner for me."
"Aw, that's sweet."
"Eeyup, but back to your problem." Mac grabbed the barrels and carried them as he and Spike continued their talk.
"So what am I gonna do? What if it does work out?"
"Well I can't say for certain the outcome from Twi and her family, but I can say you should really try."
"Maybe I should try and find a mare my own age. Maybe then I'll calm down."
"Nnope! The youths today are pickier than ever, and if you're thinking of asking out one of your childhood friends, they already have bo's. And you know, partners with experience in bed are better than virgins."
"She might as well be a virgin, she hasn't gotten the D in years after me and Twilight moved."
"Then I say take a chance, and talk to her at the gala. Don't ask her out, just talk."
"Okay, I'll try."
Then they made it to Sweet Apple Acres and Twilight was at the gate.
"Great timing Spike, AJ just invited us to dinner."
"Cool, what's for dinner?"
Meanwhile...
Velvet looked at the gala ticket while remembering what Spike said.
"Hmm...I know he's going to be there." She sighed and leaned back in her chair. "I wonder if he was just saying that or was honest."
"I better do something...I better take a walk to get my thoughts strait."
Velvet got up and walked out of her house to try and clear her thoughts.
"Haha!" laughed Heavy Heart.
"What the? What are you doing here?"
"I accidentally got a part time job.
"Well...are you still on your journey?"
"Yeah, did you find a better love?"
"No, but I did hear something shocking." she muttered the last part.
"What was it?" The stallion in a clown costume asked.
"Well, this young man I know, just told me he masterbates to me."
"Wow. How does that make you feel?"
"Flattered actually."
"You farted?"
"No, that's flatulence."
"Oh.
"Anyways, I don't know what to do, I mean, I'm old enough to be his mom!"
"Well, maybe you should tell him you're touched, but it wouldn't work out. Just talk."
"I don't know, I mean he was already rejected by his former crush, what would he do if he was rejected by me? Me and his former crush had a similar color scheme for crying out loud!"
"Well, maybe while you two talk, you could try getting him to dance with some of the mares."
"I don't know, trying to set him up with a random mare..."
"Well maybe if he finds someone his own age, you and him can end on friendly terms."
"*gag* With the pickiness of young mares today? I don't want Spike to be subject to them!"
"Wait, you know Spike?"
"Yes, why?"
"Aw, I was hoping you'd say: 'You know Spike too?' Eh anyways, wow he masterbates to you?"
"Yes, do you know him?"
"Yeah we met the other day. He was a little moody and didn't feel like talking with me."
"He told me what happened."
"Like I said, that's why maybe you can hook him up with another mare."
"No, he'll have a hard time finding the perfect girl! Spike is living in the times where lesbians are more prominent, and where girls get very picky, I don't want him to have that kind of trouble."
"Well, then I got nothin."
"I haven't been shown love by my husband for years...and what he said about masterbating to me, made me so happy."
"Well maybe offering him a dance might help."
"Yeah, maybe letting him dance with me will make him feel better."
"See?"
"Maybe if all goes well, I might even divorce Night Light and move in with Spike in Ponyville." Velvet joked while giggling a little.
"Yeah, and you both will finally have a happy ending."
"I was joking."
"I was being serious."
Velvet stopped giggling. "I don't see me and Spike getting together."
"Well what? You gonna try and go for a snooty Canterlot jerk?"
"Fuck no!"
"Well while you try and figure out an answer, I'm gonna get back to work." As Heavy Heart went back to looking like a clown...
'Is he right about Spike?'
She turned and walked back home to try and pick the right dress since the gala was tonight.
"Hmm..."
